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Mento is the folk music of Jamaica in the 50's.
Mento is a kind of Jamaican calypso, for the tourist that visited Jamaica, and you can still today find bands on hotels in Jamaica that plays mento. You can also find mento cd's and LP's. Mento is the music that became Ska and ska became reggae, (and so on), so it's pretty relevant, really.
Mento musicians: Calypsonians, Lord Fly & Dan Wiliams Orchestra, Richardson, Harold & The Ticklers, Porter, Hubert & George Moxey Quintet and Baba Motta
mento by Adam Ska April 26, 2006

baby dictator conundrum 

A theoretical problem in which a person is a time traveler and has traveled back to the infantile stage of something horrible happening (e.g. traveling back to when a dictator was a baby) and can choose to either put a complete stop to it (killing the baby) or try to turn it into something good instead (raising the baby to not be a terrible person).
Person 1: "What would you do if you could go back in time to when Hitler was a baby?"

Person 2: "Ah yes, the good ol' baby dictator conundrum."
baby dictator conundrum by toad pond September 23, 2025

apartment pants 

(Noun). A style of capri-like or long pants made of a loose, light, airy material mainly worn while lounging around in your apartment, or at a friend's, but can also be worn out for late-night trips.

Origin: Episode of "Friends" entitled 'The One With Rachel's Sister". Phoebe refers to Jill's "don't-you-want-to-rent-me-this-apartment? pants" as "apartment pants".
I want to change into apartment pants before Tiffany and Sara come over.
apartment pants by littlebrownlab September 6, 2010

chip chop ham 

Noun.

A girl who has been with many guys; one who may be considered a slut; opposite of a virgin
"That girl hooked up with 15 guys this weekend...damn chip chop ham."
chip chop ham by jlover January 5, 2010

hair diaper 

A stretch of hair that spans from ones head to their anal region in a continuous swath.
The wookie beast in the hot tub sported a hair diaper of epic proportions.
hair diaper by Monobrow Luke March 6, 2011

Sergeant Twinkle 

The act of jizzing in someone's eye.
Sorry I'm late for work, but I had to go to the chemist and buy a litre of Visine; my jerk boyfriend gave me a Sergeant Twinkle this morning.
Sergeant Twinkle by Mogle January 5, 2009
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