"Wow did you see the new Pam Anderson video, she really gave him a sloppy bimblow"

Call the plumber, I’ve just blocked the toilet with a particularly dense shamby.

haha look at that guy he's well lunted

"I was impressed by Michael Brown's willingness to accept responsibility for how incompetent everyone else was. He candidly admitted he was too trusting, too able, too overskilled to deal with all the retards around him. Overall, Jon, a heartfelt and stirring you-a culpa."

--Rob Corddry, correspondent on The Daily Show

Conán is really sexy I’m gonna fuck him

What’s the last name of joe ?
Don’t ask it