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Akylini is a lovely rare name, given to special people.

While it didn't originally have any meaning behind it, it's a very significant name because its whole point is not to define yourself; For defining yourself is limiting yourself. You're way more complex than a word or a 'meaning'.
"Akylini", said the smol elf™ in a concerned tone, "stop simping over fictional men with glasses and dark hair, they don't exist yo"
Akylini by In-despair ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ November 20, 2021

Sticky Lizard 

A sex act in which a male unexpectedly ejaculates onto a woman’s leg, and she shakes her leg around to get his semen off.
e.g. Oh my god, last night I had to do a Sticky Lizard after Jake busted a nut all over my leg. It was so gross.
Sticky Lizard by genericname July 16, 2020

Kiss your sister 

Stealthiest way of telling someone else to kill themselves.
Kiss your sister = kys = Kill yourself
"Go kiss your sister"
"But I'm an only child"
"You know what I meant"
Kiss your sister by Fickt June 25, 2022

Irth Turtle 

(n.) A group of college students that congregates to turn the fuck up (by use of drugs, alcohol, etc.). Each member of the group Irth Turtle is also called an Irth Turtle. Irth Turtles are loyal, they help other Irth Turtles out in times of need. The origin of the term is linked to other random gibberish terms that truly mean absolutely nothing. The group leader is known as the "Irth Tortoise" and their main job is getting the most fucked up.

(v.) To get royally fucked up with your best buddies.
(n.) 1. Dude, Irth Turtle partied way too hard last night! Good thing the police

didn't show up.

2. Get it? HA Steak, PP Hope, YB Faith, IRTH TURTLE, DAY Pizza! You don't

get it? Then you aren't worthy of Irth Turtle.

(v.) 3. Irth Tortoise seriously Irth Turtle'd so bad yesterday! We had to keep him

from puking everywhere while keeping the RA away.
Irth Turtle by The Irth October 16, 2014

cattiness 

THe act of being catlike, random, or mischevious
=^.^=

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
fear my cattiness
cattiness by Luna Venestus August 22, 2008

human bowling 

a game most fun while high or drunk where you get in a wagon at the top of a really big hill. then you put garbage cans at the bottom of the hill. you are the ball the cans are the pins. knock as many of them down as possible and you win cuz ur amazing
man i broke my tooth human bowling. it was fucking awsome
human bowling by your my bitch August 31, 2005
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