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Discovered by a guy named Vivian, FMBO is more commonly known as "PissFlaps Disorder." A form of Tourette Syndrome, this act of extreme profanity can often be heard in a pub where darts are being thrown. It is most commonly triggered when a dart misses its Mark.
FMBO can cause an individual to draw terms and ideas from the deepest bowels of his consciousness; often offesive, shocking, and down-right disturbing! Terms shouted out are often incongruous and confusing to others but seem to make sense to the individual suffering from FMBO.
'FMBO" stands for Fucking Mother Bitch Ovary
Vivian was sitting on his Couch watching rugby when a try by France triggered an outbreak of FMBO causing him to shout, "Jesus fucks magical midgets in the ass until they bleed!"
FMBO by T-80 April 11, 2008

Jockey Whip 

british rhyming cockney for "bag of chip". (see Jockey)
'lo Mac, I'll take a turkey sub and a jockey whip.
Jockey Whip by David Gustafson October 14, 2003
a warrior,in olden medieval times
that warrior was fierce,he must be a murphy
murphy by shannon M June 15, 2008

Black Johnson 

Putting a fresh banana in a microwave and setting it for 10 minutes on high. The after effect is a burnt phallic shaped object that smell's like a yeti's ball sack.
I skated out of work early, but before I did I went to the accounting department's breakroom and left them a black johnson. TGIF mofos!
Black Johnson by GD Hayduke August 20, 2010
Loial (Loyal) Is the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. Her skin glows, She has the best style. She is someone who knows how to be a good friend and lover, She isn’t a fast girl and she cares about her goals, sports and her good grades more than anything.. She is one of the pretty girls who stays to herself but gets along with everyone!
“How does Loial never go a day without looking good? “
Loial by IWACBHAKAGLJDI November 23, 2021
Basically a pedo who wont fuck
"A non offending minor attracted person"
A: wtf is a nomap
B: A cute way of saying a pedo who won't fuck a kid
nomap by tplmi May 5, 2019
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