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Straight Man Syndrome

(as a gay man) When only straight men seem to hit on you.
OR
(as a gay man) When you only seem to have crushes on straight men.
Me: Jessica, I have straight man syndrome.
Jessica: What? there’s another one?
Straight Man Syndrome by Raizkii April 14, 2025

Emma Jane Houchins 

The prettiest, most sweetest human being in the entire world. Her eyes are mesmorizing, and her voice is extremely soothing. She is absolutely gorgeous, and perfect in every way. Her smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever witness, and her presence is the most warming and magical sensation. She is simply the loveliest person ever.
Oh my God, Emma Jane Houchins is the sweetest person i've ever met.
Emma Jane Houchins by Godemarcus October 22, 2018
A blowjob usually given by a fat girl to a skinny guy.
Brady's mom gave me a musical last night. Damn she had a fat ass too.
Musical by Baconman20 December 9, 2017

tailgating

we should start tailgating”
tailgating by Jopu latoy May 8, 2018
a guy who is very stern and cold when you first meet him, esspecially if its online. but when he warms up to you, he is still stern and cold except thats wrong, you may feel like he is that way but he acctually just has a difficult time expressing his true nature so hes just serious talking all the time even if he doenst mean it. in person he is accualty pretty funny and nice to be around, no wonder he got hella h*es, he isnt a wh**e tho.
Person A: "dude, adrian kinda a loner"
PEerson B: "nah bro, if you beceom his friend he'd be like sending you funny af memes and shi"
Person A: "Dawg really? damn, maybe adrian is fun to be around."
Adrian by deezunutys June 15, 2022

blubbering idiot 

Kanye west
That Kanye West and his Twitter rants make him sound like a blubbering idiot high on cocaine!
blubbering idiot by AmyAquarius September 12, 2016
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