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Urban Dictionary

snail tit 

A droopy boob or nipple that sags down

A sweaty boob that leaves a sweat stain under the boob area on a shirt

A snail with tits
“Yo did you see jessica’s nudes ?”
“Yeah she’s got some major snail tits
snail tit by snailtittylit July 21, 2018

Sausage Filled Hot Pocket 

Honey I'm hungry! Come here then and I will give you a Sausage Filled Hot Pocket!

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy
dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro
gay mating call by douglas epley January 10, 2007

Wetbacks 

He a wetbacks, look, look, look at his face mask, ha ha.

dirty rice 

an import vehicle from japan whose appearance isnt of the norm. (i.e. it is not stock, and its not all riced out) The aftermarket work to the car is done nicley, and to the fullest extent.
"Dude, Jerry's new car is some dirty rice bro. It aint all "pep-boied" out like his brothers POS.
dirty rice by Raabe July 12, 2007

Splean Poker McGee 

He is a God-Like figure who can single handedly kick the ass of an entire military. He was also the king of Wales for a time. He Pokes your spleen as his name implies. He got his medical degree from the great University of Dollar Tree (Which he owns.) His degree was on a piece of toast, which he promptly ate. He was captured by the SCP foundation some time ago and he has recently broken out to reclaim his throne in Wales.
Guy 1 who is a virgin and dumb: "Who the fuck is Splean Poker McGee?" Guy 2 who is amazing and a chad: "Are you fucking kidding me? He's the king of Wales and has a medical degree and can single handedly kick your fucking ass if you say this shit like this again!" Guy 1 who is still a virgin and is still sucks: "fuck you!" Guy 2 who is still amazing and is even more chad than before: "Fuck You, also all hail Splean Poker McGee"