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post-lust disgust 

That lingering moment directly following self-induced ejaculation where the porno you are watching, which only seconds before bestowed great arousal, suddenly becomes revolting, disturbing, or downright weird.

Almost never happens pre-orgasm. Could be attributable to hormonal changes in the brain following climax, or simply be due to the fact that you came at the right moment, i.e. before stuff got gross. Also referred to as post-load odium.
8 STEPS OF SHAME:

1. Porno depicts attractive people engaging in consensual sex
2. You become tumescent/engorged, initiate self-pleasure
3. Porno continues, perhaps becoming slightly kinkier
4. You climax, shuddering and expelling fluid everywhere
5. Porno remains on due to personal exhaustion/messy hands
6. You watch, either out of laziness, boredom, or curiosity
7. Porno actress has hot, sticky semen shot unceremoniously onto her face, which is then formed by several suddenly-appearing clowns into a rather convincing Colonel Sanders mustache, which they then supplement by adding a spunk-white tuxedo of their own jizzign.
8. Post-lust disgust kicks in: you stand up and turn off your computer
post-lust disgust by prydemanz July 24, 2012

Aerosmith 

One of the most successful rock bands ever. The 5 band members, defined above, have been going for over 30 years, and are planning for another studio album next year. They are not a Rolling Stones rip-off; if Steven Tyler did not have a big mouth, like Mick Jagger, they would have never been referred to as rip-offs. For a true taste of Aerosmith, listen to their 4th studio release, Rocks, and their most recent live compilation, Rockin' The Joint.

And a side note, Aerosmith's guitarist Brad Whitford is NOT a rhythm player or a not-as-good-as-Joe-Perry player. He is responsible for some of the band's best songwriting, and should be considered in a much higher regard.
People have a false idea of Aerosmith after hearing 'I Don't Want To Miss A Thing', a song they were approached to and asked to perform. Go to any live show to see that Aerosmith is really the best and one of the most experienced bands out there.
Aerosmith by 2mike22 December 28, 2005
a term for a sexy person that knows how to work his front end loader
Dude that agrillo is awsome.!!
agrillo by Caitlin marie October 26, 2006

terramen 

He is cute funny kind of a trouble maker smart then grade level he is a kind person when wanted and a great kisser you will get lost inside his pretty little eyes and he is a great person to talk to and listen to
He is so terramen
terramen by Bisnca April 19, 2022
cool by cooliscool January 24, 2021

My nigga ima whoop ur ass 

when a nigga be a dumbass and u gotta whoop them
Jeffrey: "Bro I'm not coming today I'm going to clap cheeks"
Leo: "My nigga ima whoop ur ass"

Low-Watt Gurgler 

One who was hated by god, and smiten with spinal bifida or another disabling disease. Must now live life pushing themselves along blowing through a straw. Low-wattage refers to the memory and intelligence lost when their parent/parents tried to drown them as a baby to relive themselves of the pain of a cursed child. Gurgler comes from the sound of their throat spasming uncontrolably because they were abused as a child because they were such an easy mark.
My daughter came ou, and she wasn't just a little handicapped, she was a Low-Watt Gurgler in a high back chair.
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