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surmission

An idea or opinion based on insufficiently conclusive evidence; a conjecture. (via dictionary.com) It is the noun form of the verb "surmise." For some reason not recognised as a word by "legitimate" dictionaries. Dictionary.com strangely thinks that the noun form of "surmise" is, again, "surmise", which is just silly. Potentially first used and thus invented by me.
If one makes a surmission, said surmission is generally incorrect, as per the definition of the word.
surmission by Scalabrini July 6, 2004
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Fore fingers 

I put up fore fingers that means I get tons of biches ever day
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Knuck Fuck 

Noun:
Someone who doesn't get any pussy.
-Always fucking their own knuckles: masterbating.

Verb:
To finger blast a chick.
-Penetrating the vaginal cavity with one's knuckles.
Use in colloquial dialogue:
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tranquillity 

What Willoughby Waddle restored in William Shakespeare by giving him a healthy feather to use for writing his play.
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ytcracker 

ytcracker tried to come to my house and kill me because someone hotlinked images from my web site on to his forum
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'Tis Lit 

An appropriate expression to use when someone fucks up something in life
Miki: *exists*
David: "'Tis Lit, My Pal :^)"
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