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sleep wall 

Sleep wall • noun • that feeling you get when you feel like you're going to fall asleep but then it passes and you're fine. Often afflicts those with PopTart deficiencies. Those who do not suffer from sleep walls are known to be excellent spellers. Causes include watching too much Dexter and Breaking Bad. Tennis players are at high risk.
"Dude, you hit a sleep wall. You should eat some PopTarts and stop watching so much Dexter..."

"I do not have sleep walls, because I am good at anagrams and can define the word 'retrogress'."
sleep wall by smug. (: December 27, 2011

Miley Cyrus 

One of the most useless, untalented and annoying people to exist right now.
Her show, Hannah Montana, is FUCKING DUMB.
Watched it once 'cause I figured it wouldn't be so bad, but oh God it is. It REALLY is.
The bitch can't act, the bitch can't sing, the bitch does NOTHING productive and yet she's famous and rich? OH MY GOD IT'S PARIS HILTON!
She also has a stupid YouTube show called "The Miley and Mandy Show" or some shit. I ADVISE YOU NOT TO WATCH IT. I watched it, and then spent then next few hours trying to figure out why this girl is so famous on account of she acts like an obnoxious tool.
She has a weird mouth, thus she looks like a donkey most of the time.
She's been photographed looking like a jezebel on account of she's in her underwear and lifting up her shirt and nasty shit like that. Role model? Seriously? Type her name on Google Images and see what you get.
She's also been photographed flipping the Devil's Horns which is NOT ALOUD.

Point is, she's a tool. A huuuuge tool.
Miley Cyrus: OUT OF THE FIIIIRE AND INTO THE FIRE AGAAAAIIINN!
Person With Brain: STAY IN THE FIRE MILEY STAY IN THE FIRE!
Miley Cyrus by ABreathOfSunshine February 24, 2009
Horse.
Horse by YourLocalEnemy June 23, 2022

perfect game 

When you take a dump, wipe once, check toilet paper and nothing is there except clean white paper.
Me: Yo Jesse, i just got off the toilet and feel great
Jesse: how come?
Me: Because I threw a perfect game!
perfect game by Beamen December 3, 2007
Lola is a great friend and an overall good person. She is ridiculously pretty and has a good sense of style. She is friends with everyone and everyone loves her. I love my Lola!🤍
Lola is such a great friend!
Lola by maysonseed February 5, 2022
(1)1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
(2)2 in binary
1) I can count to 10!
2) There are 10 types of people in these world: Those who understand binary; and those who don't.
10 by KhAoS November 15, 2003
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