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epik packit

The Pill Cosby of chat. He wants to put his pillin' in the puddin', until the puddin' goes pop, he's poppin' his puddin' until she says STOP. Keep your children away from this man. Hell, the rest of your family too. He thinks he is slick and can easily manipulate people. He will turn his back on you when it benefits him. Do not be fooled by the way he acts. This has been a service announcement.
Run away, run away, epik packit is here to try to turn you gay!
epik packit by whydidijustlol June 25, 2025
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Some one with a super large nut sack and is a Alfa male and is often homo sexual likely this person will tell you he wants to baist your turkey
My uncle is such a torca and he basted my turkey last night and now I'm infertile and can't have kids cause he's such a torca
torca by Uncle phillyum July 1, 2023
Using a mac to look at porn because they dont get a virus, aka a fapintosh.
My windows machine always had viruses, my IT buddy recommended I get a fapintosh.
Fapintosh by jlh42581 September 6, 2013
The type of guy who is a heat-sensitive, horny hypochondriac. Terrible in very hot, blue ball or potentially contagious situations. However, they make for excellent boyfriend and/or husband material.
He’s a hshh. A real Portnoy.
Hshh by Icebird0927 May 6, 2021

Shardul Thakur 

The greatest cricketer ever. Best batsman and best bowler ever. He is our lord and his stares at batsmen have been known to cause spontaneous combustion.
OMG Shardul Thakur gave me a stare. I think I'm gonna explode now
Shardul Thakur by joe_root66 May 31, 2021

Marinade me 

Lathering someone in LAWRY'S® HERB & GARLIC MARINADE WITH LEMON JUICE.
"SOAK ME! MARINADE ME!"

"Why won't you just MARINADE ME?"
what a guy or girl calls their boyfriend or girlfriend
hey babi, wuddup?
babi by Lisa M March 27, 2004