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Cerebelis Hoxhitus 

Mental disorder which causes severe hallucinations, denial, uncontrollable spasms of the lips and hips as well as disgusting laughter and a slow deterioration on all filters linking the brain and mouth.
"oh no! I seem to have hit my head off of the car and now suffer from Cerebelis Hoxhitus"
Cerebelis Hoxhitus by MILLCIP February 11, 2010

Baptist Boilermaker 

A tall cup of coffee with a shot of espresso.

so named because it is the same concept as a regular boilermaker and non-alcoholic, as many Baptists abstain from alcoholic beverages.
Bob is studying for final exams all night and had a Baptist boilermaker to help keep him awake.
Baptist Boilermaker by Ted M 1980 December 9, 2009

boinking 

You can't say you're boinking somebody unless u got a penis
Girl 1-I boinked this kid last night
Girl 2-You can't boink someone unless u got a penis dumbass.
boinking by Ali Babba April 18, 2005

Swooshie 

Adj. A word used to describe anything that is wonderful or fantastic. Derived from the word "sushi": the ultimate "cool" food. Multiple "o's" can be added to add to the effect.
Bob: I went to a fun party last night.
George: Swooooooooshie.

(example 2)

That rug is swooshie!
Swooshie by Lina June 11, 2003

guitar wankage 

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.
I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.
guitar wankage by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008

Cougar Tracks 

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.
After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.
Cougar Tracks by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021
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