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Zifancie 

a selfish , intimate gal with an astounding smile . Will give you butterflies 90% of the time and will truly love you no matter what . Somewhat loyal but hectic at times . And most importantly, the most sarcastic girl you’ll ever meet
“is there even a zifancie in this day of age ? seems rare
Zifancie by PortuGuy November 23, 2021

You can't think your way out of hell

You don't make the rules of hell (You know I was going to insult you here for saying that stupid shit to me but actually, this time, I'm not going to).
Hym "So, 'You can't think your way out of hell' says the guy who doesn't have a say in whether or not I can think my way out of hell. You don't make the rules, nor do you know whether or not it's the case."
A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com.

There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.

Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.
I made a really long paper clip chain. Want to take pictures of it?
boredom by Z October 3, 2004
No one knows what It means but it’s Provocative. Keeps the people going
Paulina is a pesbian ¯\_()_/¯
pesbian by HakuHaku February 1, 2022
there once was a demon called Mai-kro-zopht who planned to unleash his evil unto the unsuspecting world. it created a gigantic box of green and black. into it he poured all of its evil and malice. it sold the evil box with "Internet connections" and "super bloody sadistic shooters". Staring into the green circle gives you cancer and syphilis, playing one kills puppies...
Little Boy- Hey, look at this a cool xbox! I think i'll play it an- fluffy? FLUFFY! NNNNOOOO!!!!!11!!!!
xbox by Sauronschef May 24, 2005

aggravated pod 

A pod in jail or prison where the inmates can't come in direct contact with the correctional officer because the officer is behind a booth of bullet proof glass and is reserved for inmates arrested for using weapons to commit crimes.
Since you used a firearm in the robbery you're going to the aggravated pod 26
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