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Tight arse pussy
Originated from the song WAP
Wow she has that TAP
TAP by gronkgirl23 January 7, 2021

shampoop 

Blue liquid used to clean a toilet bowl. Can also be called, toilet bowl cleaner, but that's boring.
Boy: "Mommy, what is that stuff called that you are using to clean the toilet?"

Mom: "Umm, toilet bowl cleaner?"

Boy: No. I think it's called SHAMPOOP.
shampoop by momof4boys August 19, 2012
Having the consistency of soft white bread. Can describe both bread or the human face.
Derek is dead plarpy.
plarpy by Philly-O-Fish June 6, 2017

Vilarson 

A guy with a big heart puts his best friends before him self. He's one of the hottest guys in school. Loves football and basketball. He has anger issues but in never stopped him from being who he is. He is loving caring and dependabl he will always have his friends back he doesn't give up even though tough times he is not ordinary he is truly extraordinary
Love vilarson
Vilarson by Vilarso June 11, 2018

Compulsive Texting Disorder

- a condition in which an individual would rather text (communicate via text messaging) than verbally communicate (via phone) texter
- individuals who suffer from CTD may become proficient in text jargon ( LOL , OMG, TTYL , etc)
Man, this chick must have Compulsive Texting Disorder 'cause everytime I try to call her she ignores my call but then she texts me right afterwards.

rent's due

The thing you say as a hail-mary when a callout post was released on the last day of a month, as if anybody would actually be as pathetic as to try to pay their rent with a google doc about low-tier internet drama.
Oh, fuck! They caught me committing a felony! What do I do?! ...Wait, it's September 30th! I got it! "Rent's due LMFAO". That'll get 'em!
rent's due by Camwood September 30, 2023
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