plarpy

Having the consistency of soft white bread. Can describe both bread or the human face.

Derek is dead plarpy.

by Philly-O-Fish June 6, 2017

blue pop

Any variety of brightly coloured soft drink likely to make kids behave like they're on meth.

"Put the cat down! Have you been drinking blue pop or something?"

by Philly-O-Fish March 5, 2017