wishing
wishing by 5 stories falling May 13, 2006
Urban Dictionary
Coprophobia
1. PLUMBERS BEWARE!
TOILETS MAY CONTAIN SHIT.
2. Coprophobics love piss.
3. Constipation is immenent. be careful out there.
4. You definitely wont want kids.
5. If you dont get over your Coprophobia soon and take a shit... You're not going to be a happy camper.
6. They made toilets for a reason.
TOILETS MAY CONTAIN SHIT.
2. Coprophobics love piss.
3. Constipation is immenent. be careful out there.
4. You definitely wont want kids.
5. If you dont get over your Coprophobia soon and take a shit... You're not going to be a happy camper.
6. They made toilets for a reason.
Coprophobia by Rick James' Dog January 19, 2009
abduction experience
When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.
"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"
"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"
abduction experience by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
Aspire Middle School
A performing arts middle school in the North Thurston School district in Lacey, WA. Home of Mr. Garrett's Happy Tests, Challenge(d) Academy, and the feared Evil Dragon Lady as well as the Traber. Also known as Assfire. the stereotypical student here is a gay prep who plays 12 instruments and would be beat up the moment they went to a regular, non-magnet school, but the students are usually just regular kids who happen to be interested in Theatre, Music and Dance. theres a lot of assholes ,douchbags and aspiring actresses here too, though
Stereotypical:
Nisqually Student: Whoa, that kid is carrying like 3 cases, has a rolling backpack and is READING!must be from Aspire Middle School! let's go jump him before he starts making out with us!
Chinook Student: YEAH!
almost:
Aspire Student 1: wow look at that dumb nisqually kid. he has no talent. its sad, isnt it?
Student 2: i agree. lets help him the Aspire Middle School way and write a sonata, shall we?
Real Dealio:
Aspire Student 1: OMG did u watch SNL lastnight? ITS MY DICK IN A BOX!
Student 2: Sorry i couldnt. i was at baseball practice. ill watch it tonight tho.
1: coolio. (randomly burst into song)
Nisqually Student: Whoa, that kid is carrying like 3 cases, has a rolling backpack and is READING!must be from Aspire Middle School! let's go jump him before he starts making out with us!
Chinook Student: YEAH!
almost:
Aspire Student 1: wow look at that dumb nisqually kid. he has no talent. its sad, isnt it?
Student 2: i agree. lets help him the Aspire Middle School way and write a sonata, shall we?
Real Dealio:
Aspire Student 1: OMG did u watch SNL lastnight? ITS MY DICK IN A BOX!
Student 2: Sorry i couldnt. i was at baseball practice. ill watch it tonight tho.
1: coolio. (randomly burst into song)
Aspire Middle School by pigfarts_student December 17, 2010
bomby
Steve is bomby because he thinks he failed an exam.
Mark becomes bomby as he encounters his ex-girlfriend.
Mark becomes bomby as he encounters his ex-girlfriend.
bomby by Soldier007 October 18, 2010
Serj Tankian
The brilliant vocals in System of a Down.
Has a jolly good beard!!
A lovely poet.
Uses the phrase "and what not" a lot.
Fucking beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!
Has a jolly good beard!!
A lovely poet.
Uses the phrase "and what not" a lot.
Fucking beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!
Serj Tankian by SOAD rules December 23, 2003