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Irantzu 

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She's the centre of the party, where she tries to roast The Chainsmokers, by just simply trying to understand their songs lyrics. If you have a conversation with her about veganism, you will always lose, unless you talk about how great are avocados.
Example 1:

- Party girl: OMG! I love this chainsmokers song!
- Irantzu: It is about how hard it is to be white and in love

Example 2:
- TV talk show guest: I think veganism is not right because ...
- Irantzu: That's a fraud statement.
- TV talk show guest: I love avocados.
- Irantzu: I will respect you only as an avocado lover, but for the rest you're still a horrible person.
Irantzu by xfactoreject November 4, 2017
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Lord of Shit 

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Lord of Shit means someone reeks so bad, any and/or everything within a 10 mile radius rolls over and dies.
Guy1- what's wrong?
Guy2- (Pukes)
Guy2- Dude, Toby is the official lord of shit!
Toby- Hey guys, wassup?!
Guy1&2- (Fall on floor and die)
Lord of Shit by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014
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pitch

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To inflict testicular torsion by baseball
I pitched my ex yesterday
pitch by kananakook May 29, 2009
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Bengle 

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The act of asking a person something as opposed to searching it on Google. Only capable if the person has the knowledge base of a level equivalent to Google, only not as reliable.
Nate: Dude, I did a bengle a few weeks ago and now I'm full of regret.
Bryan: What happened?
Nate : That guy's so full of bullshit. I asked him what car to get, he recommended me a certain car from a seller, telling me all the pros with little to no cons. A week later, and my car died and I have to pay another $7000 for repairs.
Bengle by LiveLifeLikeALedgend July 1, 2011
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gym squeech

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Describing a person or entity that; blames someone else for their short comings, gets away scot free from many infractions in both the workplace and in social situations. Someone who slips through the cracks. An analogy used for a situation like this originating from someone cutting in front of you in line in a gym class exercise.
Nick is a goddamn cocksucker and should stay on his own service counter to serve the customers. I am sick of doing his job for him and when the boss retires some day and Nick will have no one to look out for him, I hope that gym squeech will get whats coming to him.
gym squeech by Crazy Mike666 November 24, 2007
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Jaque 

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The girl who always gets cheated on
Don't be a Jaque
Jaque by lMKrew September 29, 2020
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