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Hall Of Fame Builder in Fortnite. 99 Overall with all the badges. Likes to have sexual intercourse with bitches that have HIV.
I get 19304949 kills in fortnite ~Chris
Chris by Suckingtoes May 9, 2018
A simp is a beta male that acts in a submissive/subservient manner to any woman for just a hint of the cooch. Common names for a simp include lachlan and billy.
“Who’s that guy holding that girls coat
“Oh it’s Billy the simp!”
Simp by willsfuzzygonads February 29, 2020
HAs the Biggest PP is the whole wide World
Hey bro look at Anue
Anue by bt mE June 9, 2020

Wagtastic 

To have or be having a great day/experience at Walgreens
I had a wagtastic at work today.
Wagtastic by Nuttyirishman34 June 27, 2011

chrysanthemum 

A prevailing and pervasive Chinese slang referring to the asshole since their verisimilar figures. Firstly used on the web by slash fans then went householding across the country due to its subtly, vividity and artistry that suits both refined and popular tastes. Usually used between boys when badinaging and mostly strongly relating to an anal sex, which is a form of sex often happens between gays. The most famous collocation is to "explode one's chysanthemum" which means to shove a penis, a dildo, a cob or whatever it is into someone's asshole and get it bloody as a result.
My chrysanthemum itches.
I'm gonna get your chrysanthemum imploded.
Wash your chrysanthemum and wait.
chrysanthemum by Sultry Duckling October 11, 2010
1. When you rub cocaine on your gums.

2. When you sniff only a small amount of cocaine.
I just did a phat line, now i'll use the left over dust for a nummer.

i've done a lot of coca, for now i think i'll just do a nummer.
nummer by Red Dog August 28, 2005