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dog chunks 

Looks like puke. awful looking
That artwork looks like dog chunks.
That software turns my work into dog chunks.
dog chunks by marky mark 1441 October 4, 2011
Best vo-tech school in teh state. we PWN YOU ALL.
Im just a dumb East kid, I wish I went to DCTS.
DCTS by Jon McN. October 14, 2003

Chocolate Milk Shake 

Having anal sex with a woman from behind while she is breast feeding a baby or another adult.
I gave the wife the Chocolate Milk Shake while she was feeding the kid.

Unicorn Taming 

A unicorn is a wild, beautiful yet rare creature only found on open planes that are near forests. Long sought after as pets, and hunted for their unicorn blood, they have neared extinction. However, it has been discovered that the only person who can actually tame a unicorn is a young female virgin. It is unknown why this is possible, but experts speculate that it could be that unicorns rape their potential masters with their horn before allowing themselves to be tamed. There have been few reported cases in which taming has been successful and all of which refuse to discuss what happened. Some day we will be able to discover the great secret but until than, it is unadvisble to go out searching for a unicorn to tame because they are just as likely to kill you as give you a chance to tame them. Not that its not fun to have a nine inch horn rammed up your vagina...
k- Did you know only female virgins can tame a unicorn?
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant wait to try unicorn taming.. =]
c- Okay where should we start?
Unicorn Taming by KentuckyChick =] December 17, 2010

foot aficionado 

A foot aficionado is the most discerning type of foot fetishists. While a foot fetishist likes many types of feet from cheesy to ashy, the afficinado has an affinity for a specific type of foot, usually older, pampered, Italian, mom feet.
Dude, While you were looking for bikini bottoms to sniff in the bathroom, I fell in love with the sight of that Mom’s perfect feet. Her toe cleavage in that sandal was better than ass crack to me. You know, nothing creepy though.

Ginger Bro: You’re a foot aficionado. That’s sick. Get help.
foot aficionado by P-Biddy March 17, 2019
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