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HA! Hahahahahaa! SEE!? WHAT DID I TELL YA!? That. Is. Priceless.
Hym "YOU DID THE THING! You did the minority report future crime! I TOLD YOU! You made them take a test that YOU CAN'T TAKE (because you'd cheat) and excised from your class them based on their score! That's always where this has been leading! Did I not say that? Holy shit! I read you like a fucking book! Shit! That's is wild. I'm a fucking genius. And a seer!"
"Oh geez, I don't know what we can possibly do about these narcissistic machiavellians! I mean I had them take a personality test (a test that I can't take by the way because I might cheat and score too good and I make the rules of the test so I decide what the answers to the test both "are" and "mean") and then "Got rid of" them but hmmm.... If only we applied that on a broader scale... Then we could... I don't know.... lock them in a cage against their will... If only we could do that.... Right? Guys.... Don't would want to get rid of them? Don't you want to "get rid of" HYM? We can "get rid of" the Jews.. Er, Narcissistic Machiavellian Psychopaths and Sadists
Hym "YOU DID THE THING! You did the minority report future crime! I TOLD YOU! You made them take a test that YOU CAN'T TAKE (because you'd cheat) and excised from your class them based on their score! That's always where this has been leading! Did I not say that? Holy shit! I read you like a fucking book! Shit! That's is wild. I'm a fucking genius. And a seer!"
"Oh geez, I don't know what we can possibly do about these narcissistic machiavellians! I mean I had them take a personality test (a test that I can't take by the way because I might cheat and score too good and I make the rules of the test so I decide what the answers to the test both "are" and "mean") and then "Got rid of" them but hmmm.... If only we applied that on a broader scale... Then we could... I don't know.... lock them in a cage against their will... If only we could do that.... Right? Guys.... Don't would want to get rid of them? Don't you want to "get rid of" HYM? We can "get rid of" the Jews.. Er, Narcissistic Machiavellian Psychopaths and Sadists
(But not the women who delight in exclusion. We won't do anything to them...). We can get rid of all of them forever... The world will be heaven. Everyone will be "striving for the good" (whether they want to or not) and anyone who isn't with be in a convent changing everything about themselves.... Or hell.... It'll be perfect forever (for everyone who doesn't have to push the turnstile of society forever) Yeah.... Right guys?..... Guys!? I'm helping all the people.... heheheheheh..." Dr JeepJorp
Iam "Holy shit Dr. JeepJorp! That's fucking insane! I mean, I'm insane (clearly) but holy shit man... That can't possibly be even VAGUELY ADJACENT to your position because that would be INSANE. You want to use your personality test to do a future crime! You're doing "Minority report"! I said that! I totally said that in the past! Nice job me. 'NiCe JoB oTh..."
Hym "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! That's MY! Think you're not allowed to do that! You don't have an 'other you' canonically! Stop doing my thing!"
Iam "..... Ok man geez relax."
Hym "You already did it once with the filthy monkey thing.... Never again."
Iam "Ok." 🤷 ♂️
Iam "Holy shit Dr. JeepJorp! That's fucking insane! I mean, I'm insane (clearly) but holy shit man... That can't possibly be even VAGUELY ADJACENT to your position because that would be INSANE. You want to use your personality test to do a future crime! You're doing "Minority report"! I said that! I totally said that in the past! Nice job me. 'NiCe JoB oTh..."
Hym "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! That's MY! Think you're not allowed to do that! You don't have an 'other you' canonically! Stop doing my thing!"
Iam "..... Ok man geez relax."
Hym "You already did it once with the filthy monkey thing.... Never again."
Iam "Ok." 🤷 ♂️
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Get the precious human mug.(Verb) the process in having gas forcibly removed from one's body by having someone reach around a person's upper abdomen with a baseball bat and rolling downward.
In reference to the movie 'the Last King of Scotland' where the King had immense stomach pains and thought he had been poisoned. So the doctor wraps a baseball bat around the King to roll out the giant fart that was indeed the culprit.
In reference to the movie 'the Last King of Scotland' where the King had immense stomach pains and thought he had been poisoned. So the doctor wraps a baseball bat around the King to roll out the giant fart that was indeed the culprit.
My stomach is killing me, I need to be Last King of Scotland-ed.
Last King of Scotland me dear god, I have to fart so bad!
Last King of Scotland me dear god, I have to fart so bad!
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a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...
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i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...
a: your farts smell like play-doh
b: correction, my soul smells like play-doh...
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i made many friends yesterday because my farts smelled like shit...
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Get the hurta mug.Roshida is a pdf, but like,a girl. Inefficient and difficult to convert. Roshida burns own tongue with food and then makes quotes like "the ones you love the most hurt you most. " (On a social media platform, preferably) . Roshidas seem extremely sweet, sensitive, easy, caring and kind.
Keyword being 'seem'.
F hearts, roshida wants to get inside your minds. No not on your mind, inside your minds, very specific. Roshida is basically the love child of THE mind flayer and THE mad hatter. Due to inconveniences like humility and modesty roshida refrains from being called THE roshida. Just kidding, it's because it would throw off her (very strong) girl next door game.
Roshidas are always smiling. That being said, NEVER approach a non smiling roshida.
Keyword being 'seem'.
F hearts, roshida wants to get inside your minds. No not on your mind, inside your minds, very specific. Roshida is basically the love child of THE mind flayer and THE mad hatter. Due to inconveniences like humility and modesty roshida refrains from being called THE roshida. Just kidding, it's because it would throw off her (very strong) girl next door game.
Roshidas are always smiling. That being said, NEVER approach a non smiling roshida.
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