Urban Dictionary

The act of VIOLENTLY shitting on the toilet so hard that a pattern emerges on the back of the bowl

When you think you know what to do, but he wants you to do something even he doesn`t know about.

Means "No Mistakes." As in, everything happens for a reason and all events serve a purpose regardless of whether whether the event is positive or negative.

THE BEST PERSON YOU WILL FIND IN YOUR LIFE!

Teodor is a smart, funny and attractive mdfk. He will be always there for you, encouraging you to do what you like and to be yourself. He has a big collection of MEMES and he's a MEME LORD so, you should respect him girl! He is a good friend, and you can count on him every time. Sometimes he talks bad about himself and he should stop because he's fab asf.

Go find yourself a Teodor!

To push your retarded girlfriend over when she has an attitude

A female who craves men in business attire.

Similar to a "laxtitute" (lacrosse groupie)

Most “Prosper Moms” blindly trust the indoctrination of their children by the school system while they get their hair extensions and lip filler to stay the elite mom in their swings group so their husband will still find them the most attractive. You must drive a black, white, or silver SUV, have teal pots for your outdoor plants, and have purchased your blue check mark on Facebook and Instagram. They pass their insecurities down to their children in the form of social climbing and exclusivity. They buy their adolescent and teenage daughters designer shoes and handbags as a way to elevate them above the other kids their age all while socially engineering their friendships and relationships based on neighborhoods, parents and extracurricular activities.