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Two Pump Chump

One who enters the pussy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut butter for more than a few pumps.
by Jesus January 17, 2003
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MILF

A mother whose external attributes and obvious love for cock cause her to be desirable.
I am gonna drag that MILF out of her Chevy Suburban and put it in her ass in front of her kids.
by Jesus January 17, 2003
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grep

To find a pattern in a given input.
grep "pattern" FILE

Or:

"I grep'd your product's manual, but found nothing about 'what to do if product is on fire'."
by Josh January 17, 2003
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pissinoutofass

To have diearhea out your butt
by picker January 17, 2003
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the clap

A sexually transmitted disease that's medical name is very hard to spell.
If the wind's right, she'll clap you out from a block away.
by Jesus January 17, 2003
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Forum Nazi

by Jesus January 17, 2003
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Jolt

Caffeinated cola beverage made for the sole purpose of providing you the caffeine you need. 1 592 ml (20 fl. ounces) bottle is about a coffee and a half worth of caffeine.
"Dude, I need to get some jolt for this lan party tonight."
by Josh January 17, 2003
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