Urban Dictionary

someone who has no life and moderates on discord all day and is mostly fat.

Someone who has inadvertently given up on getting laid or women in general. These men generally have no experience whatsoever with women, i mean never even held hands. Someone who is afraid to talk to women and has given up on finding a female companion. This is very sad indeed and if you know a friend like this, i recommend you help them as much as possible. Breeding with a woman was god's gift to man, some men have been so women neglected that they actually give up on having any relationship with women and may actually become anti social if prolonged . the saying: "There is someone out there for everyone." THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE, NOT EVERYONE DIES TOGETHER AND PEOPLE DO DIE VIRGINS AND NOT ON PURPOSE. I HOPE YOUR HAPPY LADIES, SOME MEN HAVE GIVEN UP ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR NEGLECT.

younger catcher

When a person actually laughs out loud instead of just saying 'lol'for a conversation filler.

Sunday’s are for hooking up with your friends! No matter who they are, if there down fuck them! Although you must wear a condom or have a very good pull out game you don’t want any kids!

jesus's puppies

When he drinks pineapple juice in advance knowing that he will soon be given a blowjob.

Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.