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skipping

searching through rubbish skips for useable stuff, esp. supermarket food skips
by Anonymous September 23, 2002
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authority

i have authority over you
by Anonymous September 23, 2002
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river

Where you go to dispose of bodies.
I took my cousin "down to the river" last night, I sure do miss him.
by Werther September 23, 2002
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authority

the man who wants to keep you down
by Ghandi September 23, 2002
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math class

a modern form of torture used to subjugate and enforce the rules of "acad-e-mic-s" upon the slobbering youths
Bob feared his math class, and thus did not attend the gathering of defunkified zombies, instead opting to go and visit the bathroom for between 45-120 minutes
by Ghandi September 23, 2002
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Face

1. Something with which to consume sustenance.
2. On the female, something that recieves "the shaft"
3. an object that recieves a "load"
Man I'll take care of her face....Muwhahahahahaha
by Werther September 23, 2002
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dream

1. A vain imagining involving religion.
2. Something that people with less means hope for: it will never come and will be dangled in their face like a carrot, MUWHAHAHAHA!.
3. An excuse to suceed in life.
Man, that bum sure has some awesome dreams.

Don't dream, kill yourself
by Werther September 23, 2002
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