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A sexual situation in which every single bodyily fluid is excreted. ((Note: This is a word created by Spike and an anonymous friend, not the poster))
Then, she shat, pissed, vomitted, shot out puss, menstruated, came, earwax dripped out, snot and drool dribbled down, blood spontaeniously shot out, and she cried. That was the elusive Fumble Roofsky.
by Lord Dralnu August 4, 2006
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by wpi-anonymous February 22, 2006
Get the pigeon-hole mug.Person 1 - "Hey, it's June 23rd, I should go and spread the word of Marimo."
Person 2 - "Don't you do that everyday anyways?"
Person 2 - "Don't you do that everyday anyways?"
by Quackin_Duckling September 24, 2023
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) and the suffix z0r (used to add leetness to a word)
The word as a whole means that whatever the word is describing (probably a chatroom or server) is working very slowly. Also sounds cool in front of various nerds and kol occupants (i hope)
The glaz0r part of the word is due to another member of the chatroom where the word was created misreading the part lagz0r as glaz0r and proclaiming his mistake to the room (nerdy snorts and an urbandictionary submission ensues)
) and the suffix z0r (used to add leetness to a word)
The word as a whole means that whatever the word is describing (probably a chatroom or server) is working very slowly. Also sounds cool in front of various nerds and kol occupants (i hope)
The glaz0r part of the word is due to another member of the chatroom where the word was created misreading the part lagz0r as glaz0r and proclaiming his mistake to the room (nerdy snorts and an urbandictionary submission ensues)
Nerd: is it dead in here or uberlagz0red?
Other guy: I just read "uberlagz0red" as "uberglaz0red."
Nerd: lol, uberglaz0red
Nerd: a new word is born!
Other guy: I just read "uberlagz0red" as "uberglaz0red."
Nerd: lol, uberglaz0red
Nerd: a new word is born!
by Boompass December 28, 2005
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Despite the fact he was only thirteen, it seemed the young prince was already a Subhin in the making, an expert at coaxing and cajoling girls.
by Nimmysubhin November 25, 2021
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The ho: "Yo Alfonso you can't jack 55% of my crack, my booty be aching, i took it up the poo tube fo' times today g,Ill call the union...damn nigga"
The Pimp: (pimp slap) Beetch! shut yo mouf before i crack a ray j on your peep, fo' free and jack the other fo'five%, shiiit bitch read the times once and she think she think she been to college..."
The ho: "Yo Alfonso you can't jack 55% of my crack, my booty be aching, i took it up the poo tube fo' times today g,Ill call the union...damn nigga"
The Pimp: (pimp slap) Beetch! shut yo mouf before i crack a ray j on your peep, fo' free and jack the other fo'five%, shiiit bitch read the times once and she think she think she been to college..."
by Shob October 8, 2005
Get the crack a ray j on your peep mug.The theory that computer programmers obtain quasi-magical, superhuman coding ability when they have a blood alcohol concentration percentage between 0.129% and 0.138%. The discovery of this effect is attributed to Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft - who probably "discovered" it by simply monitoring his own perpetually inebriated nervous system, and deducing that programming ability "peaks" after a few drinks and then dips dramatically after full-blown drunkenness ensues.
If you can convince your boss that this is all based on legitimate science, and that the effect is real (i.e. your drunkeness = better code = more money for the company), then you will have achieved perfection in this world. There will be no reason to ever come back sober from lunch again.
Also known as "The Ballmer Curve" and "The Ballmer Effect" this state has been observed by people who play darts... and musicians. Although, to be fair, musicians only notice the effect briefly (and totally by accident) as they transition from complete sobriety to absolute drunkeness - without ever even trying to moderate their alcohol intake in order to stay at the peak.
If you can convince your boss that this is all based on legitimate science, and that the effect is real (i.e. your drunkeness = better code = more money for the company), then you will have achieved perfection in this world. There will be no reason to ever come back sober from lunch again.
Also known as "The Ballmer Curve" and "The Ballmer Effect" this state has been observed by people who play darts... and musicians. Although, to be fair, musicians only notice the effect briefly (and totally by accident) as they transition from complete sobriety to absolute drunkeness - without ever even trying to moderate their alcohol intake in order to stay at the peak.
I had three more Long Island Teas after I had already hit the Ballmer Peak, so now none of my fucking code will compile.
by cathodeRay February 4, 2008
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