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Grumpus

A terminally grumpy person, often genetic. Can be modified for various states of grumpitity.
Cheer up, don't be such a Grumpus!

That Grumpus has been growling at me for hours.

A Slumpus (A sleepy Grumpus)

A Lumpity Grumpus (A lumpier than average Grumpus)
by Dar123 January 2, 2009
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For Shirt

The same as Fir Sure, except when you are drunk or you are quoting the Dodgeball movie.
Maybe you could use this money to buy a shirt. Yeah, For Shirt!
by Big Oh! December 28, 2022
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Punta Langosta

Slang term used to denote a whorish lobster. Mainly a term used in Cozumel, Mexico.
That punta langosta is next door at Cantamar!
by Smelly Candy February 20, 2018
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golfball

A male slut, one who goes in and out of "holes" without feeling.
Damn Steven is such a golfball!
by sauce July 26, 2003
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Prisyur

When you are so hassled, and don't know what to do. That is prisyur! Also can be a nickname of a Bisaya Friend.
Prisyur! Do you love me? Are you ridin' Say you'll never ever be.
by Juswa_Enshored March 20, 2019
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xiaostoast

xioastoast is my favorite mutual on Tiktok. She's strange, funny, and very nice to me. Overall, they should be everyone's favorite mutual on Tiktok to be honest. Actually, he should be everyone's bestfriend AND favorite mutual. one fact about her is that she goes by any pronouns (I'm trying to use all of them in here). Now follow him 😠
xiaostoast's Geshin Impact obsession is huge./ xiaostoast is my favorite mutual.
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Two Chair

Def 1. A person who is so large that they could easily occupy two chairs due to the size of their butt.

Def 2. One who cannot comfortably (or struggles to) sit on a chair because of their size.

Note: Depending on the fatness of the person, this term can be adapted to 3 chair, 4 chair, or 5 chair. Anything after 5 chair the joke becomes stupid.
"Hey man, check out that Two Chair on your right."

"Wow, that's more like a 2.5 Chair."

"Yea, definitely your team."
by Unparallel April 25, 2012
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