Urban Dictionary

To perform oral sex foolishly or without trying.

The art of talking continuously (also known as ploughing) to an unresponsive attractive girl in a bar or nightclub in order to 'close' (obtain a phone number, a kiss or sexual intercourse.) During which, the man may demonstrate alpha male values in order for seduction and attraction to occur.

When your place of work is closed because it's been sold and/or moved to a different state or country. This is common when corporate tycoons see a rate of return dip slightly. Typically the sale and/or move is followed by cashing out stocks and granting gratuitous corporate management bonuses that are briskly moved to nontaxable offshore account.

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"

Penis as used in polite society. The way a gentleman may refer to his genitalia.

In homosexual circles, a paderka may also by used to preference an abnormally large clit on a "bull dyle" or dominant lesbian.

(may also be used an as a verb IE. paderked, paderking, etc) which is any act involving one's paderka, either in polite or lesbian society.

The shipper name of The L Word's Bette Porter and Tina Kennard. The perfect lesbian couple ever.

When you really have to shit but don't have the time to relax and enjoy it, so you push it out as fast as possible, in an effort to get back to your day.