Urban Dictionary
by Definitions of death November 19, 2023
Get the Silly Slutmug. fifa-itus is the most common infection caught when the worlds most popular football game comes out every year. more common in the male species, it can be passed onto females should they be any good on an x-box or ps3 (other consoles are available)
i can't come into work today, i have fifa-itus
sex? not tonight love. i think my fifa-itus is kicking in
i've caught fifa-itus in my thumbs
sex? not tonight love. i think my fifa-itus is kicking in
i've caught fifa-itus in my thumbs
by dar-sha September 29, 2012
Get the fifa-itusmug. by aest August 8, 2023
Get the ligondismug. by totallynotyrpseudonym March 17, 2019
Get the Milkshakemug. Friend 1: he is such a josh (looking at a tall guy about 6'4 flirting with another guy)
Joshua: I heard that but yeah I'm born to be the queen that I am today (dances dramatically with his new boyfriend in his arms)
Friend 2: definitely a Joshua (sigh in jealousy)
Joshua: I heard that but yeah I'm born to be the queen that I am today (dances dramatically with his new boyfriend in his arms)
Friend 2: definitely a Joshua (sigh in jealousy)
by Blank magic July 28, 2018
Get the Joshuamug. noun
A male human of chinese descent who is fluent at english and french. Has a large quantity of hair situated upon their cranium and are a soul-mate to many. Usually, they are incredibly intelligent, able to solve hard problems and help others that are less fortunate in the brains department. Also very good with girls.
Derived from the french word, Chinois, which means Chinese.
A male human of chinese descent who is fluent at english and french. Has a large quantity of hair situated upon their cranium and are a soul-mate to many. Usually, they are incredibly intelligent, able to solve hard problems and help others that are less fortunate in the brains department. Also very good with girls.
Derived from the french word, Chinois, which means Chinese.
Mitch: Hey Sam i need help with physics.
Sam: Sorry mate i don't do physics. Why don't you ask Shinhead over here? Hey Shinhead, can you stop talking with that chick and come over here and help us?
Shinhead: Oh okay then. Right let's see, oh okay, yeah you see how you require the critical velocity to achieve enough kinetic energy and potential energy to circumnavigate the entire circle...
*Sam and Mitch fall asleep*
Sam: Sorry mate i don't do physics. Why don't you ask Shinhead over here? Hey Shinhead, can you stop talking with that chick and come over here and help us?
Shinhead: Oh okay then. Right let's see, oh okay, yeah you see how you require the critical velocity to achieve enough kinetic energy and potential energy to circumnavigate the entire circle...
*Sam and Mitch fall asleep*
by The Shinhead April 28, 2009
Get the Shinheadmug. It's March and I'm prexhausted by finals.
You want to go out dancing tonight? I'm prexhausted, sorry.
You want to go out dancing tonight? I'm prexhausted, sorry.
by tomato39 March 23, 2013
Get the prexhaustedmug.