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Journalist

A person who tells people about things soon to be topics.
Journalist wrote about 42 people slaughtered.

Next day people read that from newspaper and discussed about how bad things are all over.
by Pandasur Real November 25, 2009
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John Rooney

A legend of a man, from Co. Mayo, Ireland.
There will never be anyone like John Rooney.
by IrishBridgy July 13, 2022
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hypocrite

fat guy: Gerrard is an awful footballer

normal guy: shut up, you fat hypocrite
by finbarr45 November 14, 2010
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TJ

That one guy in school that gets all the guys and is an ass but is also super sweet. Plus he is a hottieee!!🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤I would fuck him
Friend: Do you know a TJ?
Me:Yes he is the hottie and i would def fuck him
by Hottieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 3, 2020
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Show-Wiz

The process of taking a shower and then pissing during that shower.
Guy 1: "The hell man?! What are you doing?!"

Guy 2: "I'm taking a Show-Wiz."
by Akimbo Midgets May 23, 2010
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haute dogs

"those little dogs dressed in small, chic,designer duds"

"petite-like pooches with pampered fur, or wearing faux fur"

"a weiner dog in a delicate decorated, designer carrier, designer purse, or fashionable outfit like its owner"

"a dog with the savoir faire unlike other dogs, dressed to the nines, pampered like a person, and fed the finest food."
"Some pets these days are really so oo la la: getting all chic and stuff. They are haute dogs and they don't even know it."

"I have a friend in retail and she got a regular customer who travels, dressed in Burberry and and all her babies decked out with her.It's so much check with HER and the haute dogs sometimes, it's one big blur.

"Sometimes I think these haute dogs get prepped and powdered like babies. One day, like one's gonna escape and run into a rabid pit bull, and realize omg, I gotta face it out of the purse: in the real world!"
by Writah' February 24, 2009
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Quaig

Invented by BFBAnimates; Quaig is the opposite of Craig and can be used for Naming a child
Craig: "Hey Quaig! What's up?"
Quaig: "Nothing much man what's up with you?"
by BFBAnimates June 20, 2022
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