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Derpthroat

To perform oral sex foolishly or without trying.
She gave him a derpthroat after eating the burrito, as promised.
by Ceeloveee September 1, 2018
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Run The Train

The art of talking continuously (also known as ploughing) to an unresponsive attractive girl in a bar or nightclub in order to 'close' (obtain a phone number, a kiss or sexual intercourse.) During which, the man may demonstrate alpha male values in order for seduction and attraction to occur.
Why did you bail out!? Go back and Run The Train!
by SG_PSD February 26, 2010
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Romney'd

When your place of work is closed because it's been sold and/or moved to a different state or country. This is common when corporate tycoons see a rate of return dip slightly. Typically the sale and/or move is followed by cashing out stocks and granting gratuitous corporate management bonuses that are briskly moved to nontaxable offshore account.
"Well, I was going to make my house payment but my job got Romney'd."
by Gacknoops July 22, 2012
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comcast chav

annoying but nice Comcast guy that comes to your house to fix your tv. making you feel uncomfortable and akward because he's invading your privacy, and dressed like he thinks he's Justin Timberlake in his olden days. (chav attire)
walks out the door saying "have a good one sir"
me- "is sir annoying leaving?"
dad- "what do you mean?"
me- "the comcast guy is kind of making me feel akward. is he leaving?"
dad- "no, he's gonna try to fix the tv"
me- "oh, that's annoying..."

*walks away, thinks to self, what a comcast chav*
by Angie12banjo December 4, 2010
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Paderka

Penis as used in polite society. The way a gentleman may refer to his genitalia.

In homosexual circles, a paderka may also by used to preference an abnormally large clit on a "bull dyle" or dominant lesbian.

(may also be used an as a verb IE. paderked, paderking, etc) which is any act involving one's paderka, either in polite or lesbian society.
Why yes Dr. my paderka is doing just fine thank you.

That cop completely paderked me your honor, I did not deserve that ticket.
by Cerebralfornication May 25, 2009
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Tibette

The shipper name of The L Word's Bette Porter and Tina Kennard. The perfect lesbian couple ever.
"Tibette are much better than Shenny."

"True, i love Tibette. I also loved Danish, damn i miss Dana!"
by a.w777 December 15, 2008
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hyper duke

When you really have to shit but don't have the time to relax and enjoy it, so you push it out as fast as possible, in an effort to get back to your day.
I had to shit really bad, but Rick and Morty was about to come on, so I had to make it a Hyper Duke
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 1, 2018
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