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Three Straw Nelson

When you need to down a carbonated beverage quickly so you use three straw and absolutely smash it.

David three straw nelsoned that diet coke

by Alex8338838338 February 22, 2025

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Battle Flower

The stretched out and inflamed anus of a freshly ass-fucked chic. If it could talk it would be yelling "FEED ME!"

"By the time we were done ass fucking, her Battle Flower was four inches wide and looked like a yawning bulldog that got into a jar of Mayo."

by Klott October 18, 2008

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Hellewell

A Hairy Dwarf Sized Gremlin. Eats a lot of pickles.

Look at that dirty looking Hellewell crossing the road.

by Minging December 19, 2003

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Coincucked

When you fall for another crypto scam (i.e., when you are the exit liquidity).

"Yo I just coincucked last night on another Murad pick" -Me
"SPX to the moon by March source: trust me bro" -Murad

by daLoke December 13, 2025

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Matthew

The sturdiest individual you will ever meet.

Exudes hardo energy while moving all sorts of size.

Woah, Matthew is sturdy.

by Superfuture39 November 23, 2021

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mit

An open handed blow made to the face or head intended to intimidate or humiliate rather than harm or maim.

Did you see how that bouncer mitted John when he wouldn't leave the bar...what a bitch!

by Crustycrab August 7, 2006

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real

The act of being emotionally finished with someone or something to the point of violence.

You betta stop, b'fore it gets real up in here

by De'shawn September 14, 2016

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Three Straw Nelson

Battle Flower

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