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1. The penis that a woman never intended letting in but realizes after a drunken night that the penis had made it in. As if the member had sneaked in with the stealth of a ninja.
1.She said there was no way they were ever hooking up. He just called form her bed. He's got ninja penis.
by Jon Lincoln May 1, 2011
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Get the Dawson and Odin'ing mug.Noun: A student who skips school without a good explanation. (E.g. Not sick)
Person 1: Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
Person 2: Because I didn't feel like it. xD
Person 1: Fuck You. Bish -_-
Person 2: ^_^
Person 1: Why didn't you come to school yesterday?
Person 2: Because I didn't feel like it. xD
Person 1: Fuck You. Bish -_-
Person 2: ^_^
by OohShitImAsian March 13, 2016
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back home, off the run
singing songs that make you slit your wrists
it isn't that much fun, staring down a loaded gun
so i won't stop dying, won't stop lying
if you want i'll keep on crying
did you get what you deserve?
is this what you always want me for?
singing songs that make you slit your wrists
it isn't that much fun, staring down a loaded gun
so i won't stop dying, won't stop lying
if you want i'll keep on crying
did you get what you deserve?
is this what you always want me for?
by Lindsay Nelson May 9, 2005
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Get the Craizer mug.A “Peter Parker Moment” or “PPM” is when you try to do the right thing, but it just ends up blowing up in your face. Making you worse off than if you just chose to be a worse person in the moment.
Guy 1: “Man, Stacy dumped me because I was late to another date!”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”
Guy 2: “Why we’re you late?”
Guy 1: “There was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: “Aw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”
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