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Pink Lady Express

A series of consecutive red traffic lights while trying to get to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the red lights being akin to a red apple.

Most often seen when in a rush to get to your destination.
Oh man, driving last night in peak hour, had the pink lady express alllll the way home.

Damn, all red, really!?! You never get the pink lady express this time of the day!!!
by D-train1990 March 16, 2010
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Vitouchalated

A combination of the words "violated" and "touched"
-kitty grabs skittles's melons-
Skittles: -scream- waaaa!! I feel so vitouchalated!
Kitty: -evil grin-

-Waffles faps with a grapefruit-
-Kitty walks in-
Kitty: Dude wtf?! stop vitouchalating that grapefruit!
by xanarchy_kitty October 17, 2009
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SEAMONKEY

referred to as the turbo-charged coupe car that was first imported from germany in the early 80's.
newer version resemble to chrysler sebring, but do not confuse the two!
seamonkey owners have sent many complaints about their cars being confused with the chrysler model and request that manufactors change the body build or to stop making the seamonkeys.
chrysler took these complaints to heart and in 2005 the last sebring coupe was distributed to the public.
"damn that seamonkey is fast!"

"you wanna race my seamonkey?!"

"that is a luxurios seamonkey that you have there!"
by crazygirl21 October 18, 2008
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Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough
Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon
by YcaUAD March 16, 2019
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coffeeholicanism

A religion created for the coffeeholics that love to drink coffee every day and be hyper! Coffeeholicanism was created the summer of 09 by two alaskans nicknamed "Latte" and "Priest".

Rules Of Coffeeholicanism::
1. Must drink coffee daily. (All missed days must be made up for)
2. Must accept coffee in all forms. (ex: plain, flavored, mocha..etc.)
3. Must not limit times for drinking coffee. (You can drink coffee at lunch or even 1am)
4. Decaf is a joke. 'nuff said.

**Note coffeeholicanism is not a real religion but to be taken as a joke :)
Person 1:"Hooray for coffee!!!! I drink coffee everyday!"
Person 2: "Really? You must practice coffeeholicanism.."
Person 1: *Bounces off wall* "Yuuuup! How did you know??"
by MissLatte August 6, 2009
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girl gloves

to be treated with extra care because girls have fragile, girly feelings.
Maggie may hang out with a lot of guys, but those guys still have to treat her with girl gloves
by riotgrrl099 May 30, 2006
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Twinsburg

A city in Northern Ohio where nothing happens, because 'happenings' are forbidden. Known for its leech-like soul-sucking eudcational board and staff, a massive twin-fest in mid August, and the vast number of pointless buildings in the park central of the city. Also, the cities eudcational system is known for its failtastic abilities in enforcing school policies.
Guy: Hey, you wanna see that new blue cat people movie that just came out? Since there's no theater in Twinsburg, I was thinking of going to Solon or Aurora, where shit happens.

Girl 1 (wearing long skirt): Defiantely! Just let me put on some good clothes after school. I'm a little too dressed up.

(Girl 1 is sent home during school for skimpish clothing)

Guy (to girl 2): Hey, you kinda look like a slut....

Girl 2 (wearing short skirt): Nah, it's the style.

(Educational staff turns cheek to scold a properly dressed girl for innocently, unawaredly wearing a hat)
by TburgAlum May 2, 2010
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