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sangxiety

Emotional distress suffered either from:
(1) Wondering if your musical vocalizations are/were/will be satisfactory to your audience, or
(2) Having to agonizingly listen to horrifically-awful vocalizations dispensed by someone who did NOT experience much if any of da caring/concerned feelings described in Example #1!

In da humorous "face da music" article in an old issue of "Readers Digest", said article's author opines dat a juvenile-court judge's forcing a habitually-delinquent teen to suffer da sangxiety of hearing his mom sing "America the Beautiful" on da court karaoke would be a much-more-effectively-unpleasant punishment --- and a far greater deterrant of future crime --- than da standard penalties of jail time, community service, etc.

by QuacksO April 29, 2022

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Kentucky Snowstorm

When a man ejaculates into a ceiling fan, misting the girl lying below said fan.

My boyfriend ejaculated into the ceiling fan during sex last night and I was misted. I felt like I was in a Kentucky Snowstorm

by mciowa January 18, 2010

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menage tois

It's actually spelled 'ménage à trois' and it is the French term for 'threesome'

"It's ménage à trois, not menage tois you stupid poo."
"Eff toi!"

by maaan March 1, 2007

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ABG

Acronym for Asian Baby Girl. They are also known as Boba Baddies. There are different types of ABG’s, and all of them are bad asf. The most common are the ones who are obsessed with fashion and shopping, drink boba, wear fake lashes and nails, and their makeup and outfits are always on point. Their Instagram is POPPIN and you’d think they’re famous on TikTok or something. Some are luxury bitches and some aren’t. They are all GLAMOROUS, they’ll make you laugh, and they are sweet if you are. If emojis could describe an ABG they’d be

“🧋🍭🍬👑💖✨🕊💅🌟🥺🦋.”

“I need me one of them ABG’s, yo.”
“Same. Where they at?”

by imthatbitchok December 20, 2020

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