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Telmomarques

A Famous Runescape Player Whom is Ranked Number 1# Knocking Zezima off the list.

He started out as a noob and became rich and famous on the game RuneScape.

He has party-hat's and is well known in RuneScape.
Wow, It's telmomarques ADD ME PLS?

Telmomarques says: NO my list is FULL!
by Satnoae Nercy January 17, 2011
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Chappaqua

the richest town in Northern Westchester. Home to JAPs, jews, and maybe 2 black families. The public schools are more like private schools and the houses are bigger than the apartment buildings in NYC. The high school parking lot has nicer cars than all of the facility put together. Little 4-year-old girls are wearing designer clothes from head to toe, let alone high schoolers. All of the guys customize their shoes and buy new pairs every week. Summers are spent at camp and in the hamptons, winters in Aspen and the caribbian. In the 7th and 8th Grade Bar/Bat Mitzvahs take up all of the weekends with more than 150 to go to. Most often than not, only the father works and he brings in more money to take care of 50 other families in the town. All through high school, there are many parties attended where all the kids get wasted and are high. Every girl falls for every guy and is a total whore and slut. No parent cares what their child is doing on a friday and saturday nights, even if they are drinking and getting high. Chappaqua is the most spoiled town in Northern Westchester.
"Where do you live?"
"Chappaqua..."
"Ewww you JAP. Jappaqua, she's from Jappaqua"
by andihgh77777 January 27, 2009
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smurf

#19 on my list of things that give me nightmares.
Thats papasmurf!He one bad mother...
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH ALL THE GODDAMN CLICHES ALREADY!!!!!!
by Themanwhohasabrokenspacebar November 8, 2003
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One Direction

A group of four liars. We all love them but are extremely pissed that it has been almost 4 years since their hiatus started.
One Direction lies to us.”
by Niallerismydad June 19, 2019
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Faye

Faye is a very nice person, can be cold when you see her at the first place, but you will fall in love with her personalities after you know her for a while. Faye is a very diligent person, can be known as smarthead. Faye can learn many things at the same time, multitalented. Faye is a person with many capabilities, Faye likes to learn new thing, has a very beautiful voice that will makes you think about her all the time. Faye is also a very nice person, inside and outside. Very kindhearted, and will do anything to reach her goals. Faye has a very cool style that will makes you remember many things about her just by hear her name around
Cia : Have you seen Faye?
Clare : Yes ofc, a very cool girl with a very nice personalities
by cookiencream November 22, 2021
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irish jeff

I drank too many irish jeffs and puked all over.
by jeff curtis April 21, 2006
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dicklash

verb. - to whip one's dick on someone's face, usually leaving a mark.

noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.
verb -

Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.

noun -

Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.
by honeydewtea March 28, 2010
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