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slowboarder

Often misspelled as SNOWBOARDER, a person who straps themself to one board (while everyone knows two are better) and procedes to slide down a snow covered slope on it. Slowboarders abide by Murphy's law as seen when you, who know what you are doing, are going down a mountain, and they materialize in front of you, causing a crash of you, him/her/it, or both.
Also like to sit down in the middle of a good run, obstructing and ruining it.
Commonly confused with picnickers, idiots, morons, wanksters, retards, or fags
DAMMIT! That slowboarder ruined my run again by getting in my way and now my lift ticket is suspended.
by Zack726 December 28, 2005
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shauty

(n.) Comes from the word shorty, however often used in a more general sense; most commonly used by those of the southern region of the United States, more specifically, "the ATL" (Altanta, Georgia).

Can also be used as a unisexual term, however it is not unheard of as a substitution for a male's name, typically used in a demeaning nature.

Synonymous with boo and words of similar meaning and/or usage.
Hey shauty, what you doin ova dair? git up on dis shauty rightea.
by HossFDR October 15, 2004
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No u

Only use this phrase as a last resort option, even against the deadliest of foes. There is no coming back from this one. Once said, the damage will be reversed and your opponent's beliefs are destroyed.
A: Ur mom.
B: no u
A: *ruptures his appendix and fucking dies*
by nowyoucandie February 23, 2022
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harson

The non gay ship beetween Hayden summerall and Carson leuders
by Danaemari October 25, 2017
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Edp445

Great Guy Who Wanted A Cupcake Butt should of wanted a whole ๐Ÿง to be fair really nice guy sometimes him and my daughter play maid and customer in her playhouse sometimes with clothes sometimes no clothes my daughter reeaallly likes hotdogs๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ
Edp445 And me Fuck Sometimes with a 14 year old naked.
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Tijmen

Tijmen is an incredible sweet and hot guy. Heโ€™s always around for his friends when they need him. Heโ€™s often physically fit and tall. Tijmen is a real party goer and heโ€™s not afraid to be spontaneous and do real fun things. Most of the times he has an identity crisis, partly because heโ€™s always getting different opinions about him from all kinds of people. Heโ€™s really confident, and hides his true feelings. Most of the time he doesnโ€™t know how to behave, which makes him goofy at times. All guys are afraid Tijmen is gonna steal their girls away. Heโ€™s really charismatic and tries his best to adapt to his surroundings.

Heโ€™s both really smart and really dumb at the same time.
โ€œHave you seen that new guy?โ€
- โ€œYes! His name is Tijmen and I canโ€™t wait to sleep with him and brag about it the next morning.โ€
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by LONOLOM November 2, 2019
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Bitch

Josh: Yo Carl you look like a bitch.
Carl:Thanks man I really worked hard on this furry suit.
by Somebrokeassguy February 24, 2021
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