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Chinese Homework

What people who go to chinese school get.
Bob: ARG!! I have sooo much chinese homework!
by Bob Likes Pie. February 15, 2009
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machinesplain

A variant of mansplain, where the explainer is not a man, but a computer. The interaction is similar in that the computer attempts to rather explain in simple terms, assuming the human is not bright enough to understand the deep machine-learning and algorithmic complexities involved.
I went over the data dump from the overnight job, but it's all just machinesplaining the obvious stuff, nothing enlightening.
by gravitymonkey December 21, 2014
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cement shoes

Often used in gang related activity, to either:
A. "Wack" somebody.
or
B. Make sure the bastard looking at your wife/girlfriend never again sees the light of day.

Cement shoes often consist of large block structured cement molds that fit perfectly around one's feet. The person sporting these trendy accessories is then thrown into a river, lake, ocean, or off of a bridge. Cement is used to asure the hitman, or average John that decides to murder his neighbor for having an affair with his wife, that the victim of this act does not float back to the surface.
A.) Hey Tommy, this guy over here won't quite bustin' my balls, make him a pair of cement shoes will ya?

B.) Bob: *walks in on his neighbor Harry having sex with his wife Martha* Hey pal, why don't you come out back, I got a pair of cement shoes in your size.

Harry: Why certainly Bob. *whispers to Martha* Even if I don't like the shoes I'll act like I do
*the two men go out back and a clank sound oddly familiar to that of a shovel coming into contact with a human skull is heard*

Harry was never seen or heard from again. His body was never recovered.
by Sir Gren December 14, 2008
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Zetch

Zetch is a swearword you can safely use cuz' it has so rude or inappropriate meaning.
ZETCH! Why does this happen all the time?!
What the zetch?
by Strangεr September 2, 2020
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barry

he’s a weird guy that you’ll meet but he’s really nice i guess idk. he’s annoying kinda but really supportive and understanding. you’d wish you had a barry in your life. oh and he loves anime. he’s just a nice guy that’s weird and funny
hey barry-
by yanus 🤷🏻‍♀️ July 2, 2019
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Ughstt

A word describing what you feel when you are disgusted by something, but also amused.
I heard that Meredith, a fat blob of a girl, was gangbanged, the image caused me to feel immense ughstt. I vomited and laughed at the same time.
by BeckyRoxUrSox December 31, 2011
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Prop 8

A proposition passed in California to make same-sex marriage illegal, therefore rewriting the Constitution and The Declaration Of Independence.
Homophobes, religious cuckoos, and right wingers voted yes on Prop 8.

Me: Vote NO on Prop 8!
Right-Winger: Ew! A child! She's not even old enough to drive!
Me: So?
RW: You know nothing about politics! Vote YES on Prop 8!
by Liberal Girl May 6, 2009
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