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jalaya

loyalist girl you'll ever meet, won't ever disappoint you & can NEVER stay single.
damn, who jalaya messing with now?
by lolwyd March 15, 2017
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jackassary

1) A rude, stupid, or malicious act
2) The act of being a jackass
I was beginning to get very tired of Brad's constant jackassary.
by Mike Rosenberg July 27, 2008
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Mearmise

Mearmise (verb):
To vividly dream of your beloved being close to you — feeling their presence in your dream as if they truly belong to you. It is a fusion of love, longing, and imagination in the world of dreams.
Last night, I didn’t just sleep — I mearmised her.
She stood beside me, in silence, yet my heart heard every word she never spoke."
by Umarsheikh May 2, 2025
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Shride

Verb; to film while riding; to shoot footage and ride. Usually refers to action sports; Shrode refers to the past tense.
"Hey, do you think you could shride for me today?" The skier asked the snowboarder. "Of course man, let me get my camera from the car and I'll me you at the top of the chair"
by iskivgs May 19, 2009
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Dirty Kaysie

A dirty Kaysie is when a girl gives you good vaginal sex but in the morning you find out you have genital warts.
Guy 1 : How was you hookup last night?
Guy 2 : Shit, I think she was a dirty Kaysie.
Guy 1 : Man, I feel bad. Your dicks got warts.
by OldmanJebberson December 3, 2019
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BIP

An acronym for "Bust in Pants" is the act of ejaculating in your pants during a lap dance.
Brad: Mike how was the dance?
Mike: It was unbelievable!
Brad: But did you BIP?
Mike: Of course, I gotta go clean up now.
by StripClubFanatic February 9, 2014
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Ultimate Food Challenge

What separates the men from the boys. It dwarfs things such as the milk mile, the beer mile and the burrito mile. It consists of 4 stages, all separated by running a quarter mile.


1:Foot Long HotDog (and any condiments you wish to put on it)

----quarter mile----
2:A Moes Burrito(Can either be a Joey Bag of Donuts or Homewrecker. Must consist of ATLEAST rice, beans and meat. Any other condiments you wish to add you may do so)

----quarter mile----
3:10 Chicken Wings(Any falvor-CANNOT be boneless....thats to easy. You MUST get a majority of meet off the bones. You will be supervised at this stage. You may not proceed until your supervisor has cleared you)

----quarter mile----

4:A Large Sundae(must consist of atleast 3 large scoops of ice cream. any flavor, any condiments.)

----quarter mile----

Optional:Time deduction agreed on by majority on participants for every time you vomit.


First one who crosses the finish line after completing all four stages wins.
WARNING:NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

Recommended for people over the age of 13.

Have fun =)
guy1:Dude lets do something bad ass
guy2:lets do the ultimate food challenge....
guy1:shit dude. i dont know thats only a myth
guy2: stfu we are doing it.
by k4pt4inc00k3 December 9, 2008
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