Skip to main content

Urban Dictionary

Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.
204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!
by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021
mugGet the Cooking the books mug.

Emmett

Emmett is an amazing guy. He's the type to keep a smile on your face even when he's not around. He's the best thing that could happen to you.

He's the best thing that happened to me. I love Emmett
Emmetts a miracle
by omunique January 8, 2014
mugGet the Emmett mug.

speakerbrain

One who's inner voice is on blast. When they think it, you hear it. Often affects toothless tweekers and alcoholics who are jonesing hard. They know they are ruining your buzz, but will continue to run their mouth even while you are beating them and afterward. The best solution is to give them some and find them a ride to anywhere farther than they can walk.
Will someone please give this speakerbrain bitch a hit so she will shut the fuck up?
by googalewski January 12, 2016
mugGet the speakerbrain mug.

infantaphobia

Like arachnophobia but Babies instead of spiders. infantaphobia, babies before the age of 1 tend to be the most feared.
by Dragón May 20, 2016
mugGet the infantaphobia mug.

Fuck

by tunip the vegimal March 15, 2022
mugGet the Fuck mug.

Bacon Positioning System

Spotting known locations of police, can be abbreviated to BPS
Reggie: Watch out Bacon Positioning System says cops like to hide behind these trees
by TayeBiddle January 20, 2012
mugGet the Bacon Positioning System mug.

schlattsexual

the sexuality for only liking the youtuber jschlatt
"did you hear that carson is schlattsexual?"
by the_ladder_scene April 21, 2021
mugGet the schlattsexual mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email