Urban Dictionary

Tubby Lumpkins is another word for fat. Typically the people with lots of jelly rolls. Calling someone tubby lumpkins is the same as calling somebody Chloe Kardashian because they are both fat!

to have sex with

A person who is unbelievably stupid and foolish. They’ll never leave you without a reason to die of embarrassment or laughter

This is a new one from Australia, my mate has got me using it. See smashed it involves drinking far too much alcohol and becoming rancid, possibly having a munt (spew) all over the inside of a taxi.

Female masturbation involving a lot of rubbing/circling of the clitoris; typically performed prior to, during, or after taking a shower.

half of the groupchat, mainly nagito

When someone who is not entitled to live in the Stornoway residence, the official residence of the leader of the Official Opposition in Canada, because they are no longer the leader of the opposition. This happens when the leader of the party loses their seat in an election (likely due to incompetence and/or indifference towards their constituents), yet the the powers that be allow this unelected politician to continue living in a taxpayer funded household.