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Bagged

Yo, did you see that shawty Sam was with last night at the club? Yeah I seen her, he Bagged her.

I think I'm gonna ask ol' girl for her number. Nah fam I wouldn't. Why not? Cause Leo bagged her ass already.
by Totally Mike November 11, 2021
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Homer Simpson Syndrome

When a wife consciously or subconsciously considers her husband stupid, or oafish. She does not respect her husband. She lacks faith in her husband's ability to lead. It can be brought on by financial hardships, infedelity, the opinions of others outside the marriage, and western culture among other things and can be present prior to marriage. Occasionally, it is laying dormant from prior relationships.
Symtoms include:

Disagreement with any point the husband brings up whether it be for future plans, current events or general opinion on any given subject without logical counterpoint.

Vague answers to questions where the answer is obvious are rendered simply to be in disagreement.

Public acts of insubordination.
Belligerent verbal or physical assaults.
The therapist told her that she had developed a severe case of Homer Simpson Syndrome after her husband lost his job.
by CYLAIS September 17, 2023
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Servicing a 148

Heating up coffee in a espresso maker on a portable cooking stove (hot plate)
“At the time, Corporal Person was kneeling by the entrance. Servicing a 148”
by Yankee_34 December 24, 2022
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Drive By

Farting whilst walking on a pedestrian crossing so when the car moves the fart gets sucked into the winds/aircon
Man- Bro I’ve been holding in this fart, I’m going to do a drive by
Friend- fuck yeah gets this old bitch in the car
by Hugh jnutz November 9, 2021
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Ivan-Shit

An Ivan-Shit is the aftermath of eating spicy foods. It is a very painful, irritating, and tedious shit. It has no mercy. Your ass will feel like you ate the spicy food through your ass. Ingesting anything from, Hot Cheetos, Takis, Tapatío, Valentina, Peppers, etc. will initiate an Ivan-Shit in your near future. These shits take from 30 to 60 minutes in the bathroom to fully pass through it. Sometimes, it may even come back a few hours after you took an Ivan-Shit no matter what you eat.
If you eat a bag of Takís, you will have an Ivan-Shit in a few hours.
I ate a Taki-Eloté so I am gonna have an Ivan-Shit.
by Ivan-Shit November 8, 2018
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You Know (Yuno)

A word that a moron named piper made up in the small north carolina town of garner.
by Brum the Bum April 16, 2004
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Szirusz

Szirusz means retarded immigrant who thinks he’s the KING but is actually a shitty loser. The only thing he is good at is climbing fences
Holy shit you climb like Szirusz
by Szirusz’s owner December 13, 2019
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