"Hey Maxii! would you like to go and ehhhh sarch vikipedia for information on cats?"

"Vikipedia says Soufie is a good cat"

Sarah: My little brother was so excited for his birthday, he started doing his stompies
Jane: Awh!

God, look at those women, its a visual utopia here.

As I was attempting to drive home from the local chinese restaurant, I shart myself before reaching the oval office in time.

This article is really insightful. I think I will upvote it.

I was dribbling the lane last night on this skanky ho I met at the club.

Miche - Did u see aaron last night man he was owned he pissed in a bag thinking that it was a toilet, slept in the pool thinking that it was a water bed and got up the next mourning thinking that he had a few quiet beers last night...owned