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Squat and Squirt

This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.
"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"

"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."

"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."
by ToughGuy33 October 10, 2023
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fmhb

I wish he would just fmhb.
by coocookitty August 1, 2011
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stop drop and roll

The act of having to take a quick bowel movement and moving on.
Hey Bill- that taco is kicking me- pull into that rest area so I can "stop drop and roll".
by habbie March 25, 2010
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tree high

Refering to one's state of mind when he's gone...
"We dip those blunts in some tussin three times, then we light those motherfuckers up and get tree high" -Lil Wayne
by Christian Latson July 3, 2007
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gustavo

A derogatory term for a Mexican who has a passion for soccer.
Jim: Hey what's he doing with the soccer ball?
Tom: His being a Gustavo again.
Jim: Let him be his a soccer holligan!
by no_limit000 November 24, 2007
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march madness

A marketing gimmick created by media companies and advertisers to boost ratings/sales. Nobody cares about college basketball during the regular season, then suddenly everyone on CBS, ABC, NBC, FOX is talking about the tournament. It's all hype, designed so that people will get hooked from the start, then watch til the Final Four and the final winner.
Dude #1: March Madness Baby! March Madness Baby!

Dude #2: Shut up dumbass, I'm trying to watch the Rockets game.
by P.A. March 16, 2005
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Donovan

He’s some weird guy. Typically makes odd noises, no one really knows why and most avoid him.
Samantha: hey, who is that?
Jake: you don’t want to know. It’s a Donovan.
by T.Ferya November 7, 2019
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