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peterson

Verb.
To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.

Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".

A: Do you believe god created lobsters?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?

by Mobss May 28, 2025

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Facety

Rude ,bold , in your face, thinks their all that

She’s well facety man

by Yummymummy April 4, 2019

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Devin

His mom is dead but it’s cool because Devin’s don’t get love at home.

“There’s Devin and his moms ashes”

by Shawtyyyyy. January 7, 2024

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dictim

A victim of the dick; typically caused by a dick that is too large or too small.

1. "Damn girl, I can barely walk today, I was a dictim of a guy that had a 12" cock. He ripped me a new hole!"
2. "Shut up ho! You're lucky! I was a dictim as well but only because I couldn't even feel the guy's dick enter me, it was 3" long and 2" of it was foreskin!"

by brentionary March 17, 2009

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Dwarf Penis

A very small, grumpy Chode that is hidden by a magical enchanted forest of pubes.

Guy A "Hey, you're a dwarf penis"
Guy B "Oh yeah?'
Guy B stabs Guy A over and over again until he is nothing more than meatloaf.
Guy B "Serves you right dwarf penis."

by Dr. Mcjesus2 January 21, 2010

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Garibsho

He is a very handsome, kind and interesting person who knows a lot of information, takes his hobbies and hobbies very responsibly. He loves sports, discipline, training and honesty. He is responsive and always eye-catching. You can find in him a kindred spirit and the closest, understanding person who will trust and protect you.

My best friend's name is Garibsho. Yesterday in the park I met Garibsho

by Juju1221 November 23, 2021

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