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Nigger patrol

A term used when white people are gathering and looking out for African Americans

they call it nigger patrol because the reason the white people are on guard is so they don't get caught saying "nigger"
White guy 1: hey is alex on nigger patrol?

White guy 2: yea he's by the front door
by Thecoolguywhowrotethis May 22, 2020
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sighris

1) A distant light in the darkness.
2) A dim light in the deep, or dark, water.

The word "sighris" was derived from Germanic and Scottish roots.
As I was crossing the abyss I saw a sighris.
by Cephas December 6, 2004
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Messy Breakfast

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese
Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga

A nigga who's niggardry is so powerful that not even Uncle Ruckus can exorcise the nigganess out of said nigga.
The vile nigga in question holds such malice and pure hatred, that if you were to oppose the nigga he would go out of his way to fuck up your whole bloodline’s lives for generations a thousand fold. There is no whip too long nor belt too firm that can beat the ghoulish amount of nigganess out of the nigga. The only thing strong enough to un-ultramegasuperultimatekookoocrazyballisticniggify the nigga who has fell nictim (nigga victim) to such an absurd amount of niggardry is to force the nigga gorge upon a mountain of bland ass mashed potato, so that the inner white person inside the abhorrent nigga’s soul may break free, and put an end to such niggarous tyranny.
BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTRA MEGA SUPER ULTIMATE KOOKOO CRAZY BALLISTIC NIGGA HAS BROKEN FREE FROM HIS CELL!
EVERYBODY GET TO STEPPIN OR WERE ALL FUCKED”

Nigga 1: SHIT NIGGA WERE DOOMED”

Nigga 2: “GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BEFORE HE GETS HERE”

Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga: *sitting in the backseat of they car whilst bashing to fortnite feet*
by Fagneto December 9, 2024
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Reverse Ethnostate

A concept created by the satirical YouTuber JReg, the reverse ethnostate is a combination of alt right and far left ideologies. It is the ultimate goal of the political ideology known as Race Accelerationism. Race Accelerationism is the acceptance that “we’ll all just be beige by the year 3000 anyway.” The Reverse Ethnostate will not only promote diversity, but enforce it via an authoritarian regime. A state that follows this model will be slightly more advanced, because people will have to find new ways to hate others, and cannot solely base their hatred on the pigment of others’ skin cells.
Person One: “Hey, I heard you were going to that one country above Egypt and next to the Mediterranean.”
Person Two: “Nah, I actually was going to a REVERSE ethnostate. I’m thinking of taking the family to (insert country name here).”
by redonioncurry February 12, 2020
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Celeste

Celeste is a girl that wants all the attention in the world. Want people to feel bad bout her "sad" life. If a person show the slightest care or attention she will bsf them or fall inlove. And tbh everyone talks about her and only to her face be nice because she's HELLA sensitive. Very stubborn and she might be " beautiful" on the outside but in the inside just no!
by Theghostunderthebed September 20, 2017
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Skuntbag

Moocher; a person who takes the last of more than one thing; someone who wastes others time on stupid stuff; a bad person
You skuntbag, You took the last piece of pizza and drank the last beer
by Samuraiblade October 21, 2010
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