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National Pregnant Wife Day

A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"
"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"
by Vedn March 28, 2025
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langer

1. a prick

2. to be langered (drunk)

3. idiot
1. all teachers are langers

2. oh god my head i was langered last night

3. did ya see that langer over there he fell again
by chadsexington4 October 4, 2006
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Tylerpilled

Becoming the embodiment of Tyler. Taking the Tylerpill or "Ty-pill" renders you devoid of all common knowledge and awareness of your surroundings. Funkopop addiction may occur if you take the Tylerpill.
Guy 1: You keep talking over everyone and bringing up random topics in the middle of the sentence. What's up with you?
Guy 2: Sorry I must be Tylerpilled rn
by Real Life Fart Smeller December 2, 2020
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band-head

1)One whom dearly loves band related activities. They can found at football games, basketball games, parades, and any other event where marching bands may be.
2)A person that goes on the internet in search of band audio or video.
3) Band Addicts.
Man Jay just brought another band tape, he is a true band-head.
by datsaxguy July 30, 2005
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lion food

1. A Christian
2. Christians, collectively

Origin: Ancient Romans discovered that Christians make very entertaining meals for jungle cats, typically a lion. To this day, it's still the best thing to do with someone that believes that the allegedly historical figure Jesus Christ is the son of the alleged God.
1. I don't go to church because I'm not lion food.

2. Lion food has too much influence in American politics.
by Tom Cerveaux February 18, 2010
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Bull-Shit

The outcome of a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu combined to make a hilarious breed.
Man 1: Hey, what do you call a Bulldog mixed with a Shih-Tzu?

Man 2: Don't know, what?
Man 1: A bull-shit!
by ErmahgerdAntonio February 27, 2015
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Indiah Jade Ellis

Indiah Jade Ellis is very pretty. She is super nice but her life seems to revolve around boys. If you are friends with an Indiah Jade Ellis keep her close because she values her friendships very much and will always put you first. She is a typical girl and loves makeup and nails and bags and clothes and always looks amazing. She is very smart and funny and just an all round awesome girl. You are very lucky if you have an Indiah Jade Ellis in your life.
She’s so funny and so smart! Obviously her name is Indiah Jade Ellis.
by Namedefiner1234321 June 13, 2018
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