Urban Dictionary

A different way of expressing 'friends with benefits' in a human-positive way!

Other words this can replace include fuckbuddies, sneaky links, and some other bullshit phrases that have not been invented by tiktok

A stick of butter for your buns

U spend ur child life here, it’s basically prison but 5 year olds rot in it. Ur math teacher is a gay pussy and everyone in ur class is dumb as shit. A sexy girl might say to u, wanna fuck? but you are so stupid to know what this means so u say yes. Some mad Ned might offer u some weed and u say yes cuz u are so stupid. The children say FUCK SCHOOL but the government is telling us we need to be educated but FUCK this shit. U fail ur math test but who the FUCK cares

When you give someone a Hot Carl, cut out a strip in the plastic wrap so that the person's upper lip will be exposed. After you shit on the person, remove the plastic wrap and they will be left with a Burt Reynolds mustache. For advanced Hot Carlist, you can try a Freestyle Burt Reynolds. This is where you try to place a big fat turd on the upper lip without the help of the plastic warp.

A very idiotic person with a big nose and big ears.

Jakevion is a player but can settle down if he really finds the one. Probably a football or basketball player. Tall AF and pulls hella bitches. Can be a sweetie if your on his good side.

To strongly curse someone for actions one finds unsatisfactory, inapropriate, or rude.