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Befuddlement

Something so confusing that you don't have any way to draw any other emotion out of it
"this mans life is the greatest demonstration of befuddlement in my life
by pixj October 16, 2023
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Dunraven

A school that’s way overrated nearly all of the yr 7 boys are wanna be road men yet they Don’t know how to wash their skin . And there is that one batty man teacher that thinks he can take the piss out of everyone’s life . All the teachers breath stinks someone needs to introduce them to extra .
Ohh dunraven that school full of shit
by Ur local scammer August 6, 2020
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1000% Pure Man

The most amazing man on Earth. Usually compared to Chuck Norris in stature. Can be found(only if he wants u to) on call for Jesus. The man the whore spoke of in the bible(Ezekial 23:20). Made up the best word ever(allowed it's use in the big bang theory): Bazinga!!! Side note: big bang is what happens whenever Caleb has sex. No need for condoms because he is so large that by the end of mastication there is nothing left of the female reproductive system. What is left however, scientists refer to as a "black hole." You are The Caleb Anderson!
They once tried to make a 1000% Pure Man(The Caleb Anderson) toilet paper, it failed miserably however because The Caleb Anderson doesn't take any crap.

The Caleb Anderson was once a paper boy... There were no survivors.

The Caleb Anderson destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

The Caleb Anderson can touch MC Hammer.

The Caleb Anderson will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

The Caleb Anderson doesnt wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

The Caleb Anderson ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

The Caleb Anderson played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
by Mason Sanders June 3, 2010
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dickstance

From a dickstance
The world looks blue and green
And the snowcapped mountains white
From a dickstance
I'll give you pearl earrings
And a necklace in between
by UCSD Argo 540 May 2, 2003
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Drinko de Mayo

Drinko de Mayo is the great Mexican holiday which falls during the month of May. This holliday is not held to any schedule like the ever so regulated "Cinco de Mayo", or May 5th in our native English tongue. Drinko de Mayo is the holiday that celebrates the consumption of copius amounts of Tequila, by men women and children alike. This holiday is often attended by college students on or around finals, and wearing a sombrero is not required, but is generally preferred.
Finals??? On Drinko de Mayo??? WTF man?!

"Are you guys going out tonight?"
"Hells yeah, I got a handle of Cuervo, its Drinko de Mayo, Baby!!!!"
by J-LEW#99 May 3, 2010
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Armenian Horse Knuckle

When engaging in sex you release feces in a girls vagina and eat it with a spoon.
"Dude me and Jessica did the Armenian Horse Knuckle last night!"
by Archibald Nottingham November 4, 2013
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fuckwinder

Hey Fuckwinder why are you always dazed?
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 11, 2021
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