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Hannah

A fat, loud often obnoxious person, who creates a dead atmosphere as she is considered very non-apritiative and quite blunt. she does although do great first impressions but once is known becomes an even better actor and lies through her teeth. but it's okay because she admits it.
hot boy 1: i saw a fat girl the other day
hot boy 2: those hannah's are so blunt
hot boy 1: sure are
by John Wheller September 27, 2011
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mexi screamer

A mexi screamer is when beaner parents take their miserably ill behaved child out into public and ignore them while they run around and screech like maniacs ruining any peace you might have. Not to be confused with a mexi slut who also screams but without her parents.
We went to walk the dogs at the park and they were so many mexi screamers running around we had to leave. Mexiscreamers kill your days in public.
by Miltythecheese July 3, 2017
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handjon

Christine: hello father jon

Father jon: hello Christine

Christine: can I give you a handjon father jon

Father jon: yes Christine

Christine: meet me behind the church after reception

Father jon: ok Christine

*After reception*

*Moaning*

Christine: oh fuck father jon... Ahhh ahhh fuckknk

Father jon: fuck Christine you feel amazing rn

Christine: ah father jon~~ give me a facial pls

Father Jon: yes Christine ~

Christine: oh father fuck~~
by Ace_themenace September 25, 2022
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pitbull

The most misunderstood breed in this era, misunderstood by these against them, and also by those in favor of them.
The same as a bloodhound loves to sniff and track, or a Labrador Retriever loves water and birds, or a Collie to herd, the Pitbull loves fighting. How? Genetically selected through lots of tests, the trait of "gameness" (unstoppable desire to end what you began, no matter the cost for your life " inherent to any live being, was bred into them to make them game in a 45% while there is an 1% of other animals species that are game.

The Pitbull has also a genetic trait of human friendliness, like any other working dog whose task is not guarding or biting people. Any dog that was aggressive with the owner and the people the dog knows well was put down. If the dog was a good fighter it's offspring and their future pups will be outcrossed with a different bloodline of gamedogs to end with that genetic issue while keeping gameness.

The Pitbull is not the best breed in the world, it's unique like any other breed. It has a history of epicness, sadness, brutality, genetic manipulation and worship.
People say that Colby's Ace Pincher 24XW was the best pitbull in history, others say Gr Ch Zebo, others Gr Ch Mayday, whatever. My fav ones are Nigerino and Virgil, these dogs were noble with everything alive, yet did good showing courage becoming five times winners with Game In Show titles. The reason I love these two great history dogs is because they were intelligent and kind, not just fighting crazed dogs like the majority of game pitbulls in this world. Lucky they were also great producers with strong genes. Lots of their offspring are also intelligent; they may not tolerate other animals to the same extent but they don't think about fighting all the time.

Firstly it was the German Shepherd, then the Rottweiler, followed by the Doberman Pinscher.
Why now the pitbull? it's normal that dogs bred as weapons against people may end biting/killing someone, but pitbulls were never bred to attack people. All is biasing, a pitbull may bite, but it won't kill. Just because a fake expert on TV or any other media says biased bullshit doesn't mean that pitbulls attack people, the same way some fur parents say that pibbles don't even have genetic predisposition to hunt down othet dogs.
by Teh Wolfboy October 20, 2019
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January 14

Did you know today was January 14

“Me” yeah already sent out my freaky text
by Livelifeup October 15, 2019
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TINLA

TINLA ... I am not a lawyer so what I say in this Internet chat room should not be construed as such.
by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005
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Futarded

"Holy jizum. Denise is so Futarded."
by Flying Cupcakes July 7, 2009
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