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jbiz

jbiz -
#1:street term for someone with the initials JB
"Hey jbiz whats up?"
#2:Also for for "Just Business" aka jbiz
"Yo its jbiz"
"Hey jbiz whats up?"
"Yo its jbiz"
by Jonathan Brewer September 15, 2005
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Holiday Tree

Just another attempt of America trying to take out the Christian in Christmas. It's Christmas and yet they have people selling these so called "Holiday Tree's" to the people who are SUPOSEDLY not a believer in Christ. Why the fuck are people promoting the destruction of a Christian Holiday. If your not a believer in Christ WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE?!?!?!?
Christian: Excuse me sir, why are these called Holiday Tree's and not Christmas Tree's?
Salesmen: Because the Government is trying not to offend people and changed the name of the tree.
Christian: For what? Those people don't celebrate Christmas! Fuck them! It's a Christmas Tree!
Non-Christian's: O_O
by Neezy December 28, 2005
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Weed Capital of the World

Stoner 1: I just went to the Weed Capital of the World
Stoner 2: I heard the people are chill up in Humboldt
by rep707forever December 26, 2010
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Land Manatee

An overweight consumer, whose natural habitat is usually slopping over the edges of a "Li'l Rascal" style motorized shopping cart in America's retail centers. Often characterized by a body odor made up of medical ointments and bad hygiene and a general disregard for the space the fill in an aisle, Land Manatees are not generally dangerous so long as one is wise enough to not disrupt them in their habitat.
"Did you see those land manatees in aisle 10?"
by icondropout October 16, 2014
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Naty

the hottest woman alive sheeeeeeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
your a naty
by BEEPBOPBEEP764746478 April 19, 2021
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Clamstamp

When a woman acts as if she is going to perform oral sex while her partner is horizontal, and she instead frog-jumps to place her vagina on the partner’s face.
“It was getting hot, but then Stephanie clamstamped me.”
by Neurorockstar September 3, 2019
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pwned

Pronounced "pawned". A word to be used when describing a defeating occuance, when owned just doesn't cut it. More powerful than owned. Did not nesessarily start when an individual player misspelled it, but numerous players online kept overshooting the "O" on their keyboard and hit "P" instead.
"Dude, I totally got pwned by this haX0r last night playin C-Strike."

"Man, I totally pwned this nub last night, he was tryin to be 1337 like me"
by Pirate.Guitar August 8, 2004
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