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depoghinate

The act of consuming a solid and liquid simultaneously. neither eating or drinking.

James made a hearty soup to depoghinate yesterday. Sally depoginated her cereal with lots of milk.

by yorail May 2, 2005

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Shwigter

Any action, preformed when not wanting to do that action.Sort of like the nose game, but every one has to do something different than everyone else.

He called shwigter when he didnt want to get up off the chair and turn the T.V. on.

by Crabby, the crab shack mascott September 26, 2005

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A person that's abandoned his rose-colored glasses in favor of shit-colored ones. Are often just as delusional as idealists, but are usually considered enlightened and smart due to the new age nihilistic mentality of "bitterness = smartness", which makes it then fall into the viscious cycle of the "popular = right" mentality.

Not to be confused with a realist, who tries their hardest to look for the truth in any given situation regardless of bias, and whose views only resemble a cynic's in the eyes of an idealist.

Idealist: I think all people are good at heart and should always be given a second, third, fourth, and 167th chance, so I'm just going to leave my wallet out in the open to be stolen by everyone!
Cynic: LOL, everyone sucks, don't you know that? Regardless of ideals, you're only ever fighting for yourself, and there's no escape from that mentality, meaning everyone is always cheating everyone!
Functional Human Being: Guys...maybe people do shitty things for legitimate reasons, and they are to be neither trusted nor hated...?
Cynic: Ridiculous, the world doesn't operate off logic, it operates off of how depressed I'm feeling at any given time!
Idealist: Yeah, that would make too much sense, idiot. Emotions dictate facts, everyone knows this. Get with the times.

by BovineButthole October 19, 2017

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Debate Forging

Staging a fake debate where one or both participants are arguing in bad faith, the outcome is predetermined, or the entire event is a performance designed to create content, not clash of ideas. This includes scripted "destroying" videos, panels where shills pretend to be opponents, or online "debates" where one party is just a troll trying to generate clips.

Example: "The podcast 'debate' was completely forged. The host's 'opponent' was a paid actor reading the dumbest possible version of the counter-argument from cue cards. The host 'demolished' him, the audience cheered, and they all sold t-shirts after. No ideas were tested; a straw man was erected and set on fire for profit." Debate Forging

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026

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noob

zombo*ong. An annoying troll.

i can jump of any cliff any where ever and still live when i hit the ground. it may be harder at lower levels but im 33 and being a vampire rocks! Noob

by Go away noob January 15, 2008

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