Urban Dictionary

A non-scientific term used to explain the biochemical phenomena known recently to modern scientists as "adipose-eruptis". This term is generally applied to lab test subjects who have generally imbalanced hormonal environments(too much estrogen and not enough testosterone), in order to find out the limits of flesh accumulation. Known to lead to high cholesterol, blood pressure, diahria, stomach discomfort, air pollution, toilet overload and other misc. unpleasantries.

Celery is a smart person if you think celery doesn't have a personality your WRONG that is rude to celery

An individual with maniacal symptoms of pneumonia. A hacking cougher that keeps you awake all night, causing you to be an insomniac. Alternate spelling: pneumoniac.

An assault rifle made of text things. Can even be combined with ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) to make ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-⌐╦╦═─ - - -

To be absolutely fucking wasted

When a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. Usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.

There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.

Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.

Another boring FPS. Sadly, it has a huge database of n00bish fan-boys, who say it is "godly" and "awesome" and "beats the living shit out of Halo". Some, actually, alot say HL2, is better then Halo 2. But I say, they both suck after a while of playing. Yet again, there hasnt been a game that truly revoulutionizes ( I know I spelled that wrong. ) the FPS Genre. Some say HL2 is that true game, but I say nay. HL2 only has graphics and a good physics engine. Whoo-hoo. If your smart, you wont care about that, you would care about the fun factor of the game. I dont give a rats ass if HL2 has an awesome physics engine, or good graphics. Personally, I have more fun playing Pong then HL2 and Halo 2.