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DANIEL

Daniel and his girlfriend broke up again
by Ishaac November 15, 2017
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hoisteys

When someone pulls there trousers up too high and they’re a bit tight. Often the crotch is squished and ankles are on show because they’re so high
Cor look at that old man, he has hoisteys
by Ippyslang April 20, 2021
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Gentleman's Push

It's a low and soft sound made by some males durning ogasm
John does gentleman's push every time he climax.
by ooglygoolyguy May 10, 2024
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Cranksturbate

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.
Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010
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razor in the shower

A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower
You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.
by Mrjmar11 October 27, 2016
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lofstrom

The most amazing family line a human being could possibly come across
Wow look it's the lofstroms
by Amazeballs2082 June 9, 2018
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Smeddan

A Female Who Shall Not Be Called By Name Due To The Possibilty Of Her Being In Multiple Relationships With Various Males
That SMEDDAN was was with that other briola yesterday but she with me today
by SWANLORD🤝 January 24, 2019
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