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Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.
Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.
by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013
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Cruddd

A slang used by popular drill producer Mr Wotz, normally as an ad lib or a call and response.
CRUDDDD MADDDDD
by Bloke jnr December 28, 2018
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Bacon Sarne

When you go round a girl's house and then their mum comes in and offers you something to eat and you reply yes please they then make you a bacon sarne.
This is where a mother opens her vagina and you sit inside it like a sandwich then eat your way out.
I went to Georgia's house the other day, her Mum gave me a bacon sarne, it was delicious!
by BenBrazier April 16, 2009
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giblet pie

"Camilla,let's have a bit of giblet pie after the banquet" said Charles lasciviously.
by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003
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Battery fuck twat

A girl who runs out of energy during sex so she fingers herself with a battery to charge up her pussy.
Omg I think I have a bad case of battery fuck twat
by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021
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Bar

A common northern expression used to refer to money, usually one bar = one pound
scally-"how much is it to get in"
bouncer-"a fiver"
scally-"five bar fuck off mate you're jacking me"
by Tobs123 December 28, 2005
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Cheezy Taco

a woman with enough yeast in her cooch to feed Ethiopia
Damn, i could smell that bitches cheezy taco from across the bed!
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