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by abou mahmoud August 1, 2019
Get the keshek mug.One who embellishes or even fakes a FaceBook status, to make their lives seem so much more interesting than it really is.
Did you see what Jake posted on FaceBook? We didn't get VIP seating to an exclusive club! We were seated near a window in a pub! He's so dramatic!!!! What a "Status Poser!"
Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!
Jessica the "Status Poser" is at it again! No guy gave up his umbrella to her, because he thought she was too beautiful to get wet! Give me a break, this is New York City. Nobody cares!!!!
by SSang October 25, 2014
Get the status poser mug.Alex: "You're going to brunch? It's already past lunch."
Awesome man: "I can eat brunch whenever the fuck I want to."
Awesome man: "I can eat brunch whenever the fuck I want to."
by DDDouche May 11, 2015
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Doesn't shower. Kinda funny but very annoying, Could be a cannibal, who knows. Avid twitter user, but has no clout. MAGASIMP but it's okay we love simps /srs
by tanzrulesall September 3, 2021
Get the Kunal mug.Konstantin is a small guy. He might seem very selfish and mean but in real life he is like teddy bear. He loves smurfs because he loves the color blue! He has blond hair and blue eyes. Mostly a Russian guy. He likes having one night stands. Has a tight ass and always wears tight clothes. He wants to fall in love with the perfect person boy/girl. He is very romantic and is a great person.
girls: Konstantin is really cute, he should be my boyfriend
boys: But you guys are taller than him?
girls: But still
boys: But you guys are taller than him?
girls: But still
by Snart56 April 17, 2020
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