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by Eduardooooo November 24, 2011
Get the felix the cat mug.(A combination of shock and awkward) : a state of shock so unnerving that it can initially cause the affected person to not fully comprehend the extreme level of social awkwardness displayed in direct connection to the shocking event.
The delayed realization of the socially awkward aspect of one's actions due to the overwhelming and immediate state of shock they felt as a result of those same actions.
The delayed realization of the socially awkward aspect of one's actions due to the overwhelming and immediate state of shock they felt as a result of those same actions.
Person 1: "hey, did you think it was weird how that dude showed no emotion whatsoever after literally breaking that storefront window with his fists when they kicked him out? How could he not know how awkward that was?"
Person 2: "It was shawkward, bro. It'll hit him once the shock of shattering a huge window pane finally wears off."
P1: "?.....? 'shawkward' is not a word. You just made that up off the cuff. Who do you think - *sharts mid-sentence* - you are, Webster Miriam?"
P2: "??....?? You mean Miriam Webster the dictionary publishing company? Besides, literally every word was made up by someone at some point, right?"
P1: *Pauses with a blank stare* "... I gotta go." *Leaves abruptly*
P2: *Says to self* "Shawkward"
Person 2: "It was shawkward, bro. It'll hit him once the shock of shattering a huge window pane finally wears off."
P1: "?.....? 'shawkward' is not a word. You just made that up off the cuff. Who do you think - *sharts mid-sentence* - you are, Webster Miriam?"
P2: "??....?? You mean Miriam Webster the dictionary publishing company? Besides, literally every word was made up by someone at some point, right?"
P1: *Pauses with a blank stare* "... I gotta go." *Leaves abruptly*
P2: *Says to self* "Shawkward"
by Pope1980 March 25, 2022
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A guy who isn’t even thaaat attractive (to me) and plays with other girls hearts he supposedly dosent cheat but breaks up with them after finding someone 😂😂. Phillip can’t fight and brings his sister in drama that isn’t her damn business 🤦 ♀️
Phillip is very annoying and if someone insults him he gets his so called “gang” over to the table and tried to roast them.
Phillip is also a guy who cries over a stupid comment acting like a baby.
(Only my personal experience)
A guy who isn’t even thaaat attractive (to me) and plays with other girls hearts he supposedly dosent cheat but breaks up with them after finding someone 😂😂. Phillip can’t fight and brings his sister in drama that isn’t her damn business 🤦 ♀️
Phillip is very annoying and if someone insults him he gets his so called “gang” over to the table and tried to roast them.
Phillip is also a guy who cries over a stupid comment acting like a baby.
(Only my personal experience)
Person 1: ugh Phillip has been annoying me all day trying to flirt
Person 2: well ofc he wants to date everyone .
Person 2: well ofc he wants to date everyone .
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B - Yeah, I heard they managed to do the dirty lilith
B - Yeah, I heard they managed to do the dirty lilith
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