Jockey

A Jockey is a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2 that looks like Gollum on steroids with big ass-hands. He jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a WHOLE FUCKING HORDE of Zombies! Pain in my ass.

the Jockey jumped on Coach and tried to get him killed by a bunch of Zombies but Coach said , "No fucking way" and blew its head off the end.

by bambimustdie March 29, 2010

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802701

supposely the year where Morlocks and Eloi are the only races.

802701 A.D. the year where there are only two races.

by druknfoot July 22, 2008

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you have unlocked a pattern on your keyboard for someone that is extremely bored
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by All the keyboard combinations November 17, 2021

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kendie

a retarded kenadie who cant spell her name

you forgot the a in kenadie and wrote kendie

by the nutty girl August 30, 2017

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Epstein

Epsteins have a great sense of humor. Not all funny people are Epsteins, but all Epsteins are extremely funny.

Epstein is funny

by freddieforreal May 30, 2019

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Blunsen Burner

A portmanteau of Blunt and Bunsen Burner to make a Blunsen Burner. A Blunsen Burner is a lighter with a massive flame to light those huge blunts you have on the weekend.

Joel: hey man, this out this blunt i made yesterday, it took ages man.

Lomax: Sweet dude, i'd better get the Blunsen Burner out.

by Goodyno2 March 30, 2009

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