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obesogen

A word somebody from the Internet made up as an excuse for why fat people get fat.
"I'm not fat because of my diet, it's them obesogens."
by madewonka August 19, 2013
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Donnette

Abnormally short red headed white woman with an upbeat attitude and a cute voice and a cackle for a laugh.
Oct. 31st-
"The hell was that noise? Oh god! It's just Donnette doing a hand stand whilst laughing!"
by Daphe Brought October 21, 2017
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MOB

Money Off Bitches, is when a male makes money off of females or a female provides for a male.
I don't need a job, my income is MOB.
by ManiMoo June 12, 2022
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lmfco

Laughing my fucking cock off. A term used in response to something funny.
I was lmfco when the cop on South Park shat jizz after being gangbanged at a frat party!
by GoofBall January 11, 2013
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Testicopter

When one swings his testicles in a circular motion similar to a vertical helicopter blade. Usually performed in front of some audience.
Hey John it's a bit windy in here... No bro, that's just the vortex from my Testicopter.
by GetDustin October 28, 2009
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Tim Hortons

The shittiest coffee shop ever. I am Canadian and I hate it.

Their motto:
Always fresh.

We know better....
Scenario 1:
Randomer: Dude!! wanna hit timmy h's?!
Normal Human Being: FUCK NO!! I love my life. I am too young to die.
_________________________________________________
Scenario 2:
Fucktard: mmm Tim Hortons is the best!
-The next day Fucktard has to skip school due to a severe case of explosive diarrhea-
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Scenario 3:
Customer: EXCUSE ME!! can I get my order now?! I've being studying the wall paper for the past five minutes. I have memorized the pattern.
Employee: Justa minute justa minute!
Customer: You've been saying that for the past half hour!!
-walks away angrily-
by whothefuckistom October 29, 2009
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Resurrection

On the 3rd day after Wednesday, Shad Gaspard's resurrection from the dead took place. He was almost like a thief in the night in his most recent incarnation (the one before the resurrection).
by Solid Mantis May 22, 2020
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