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double baking

VERB:
To listen to one's stereo while simultaneously lying on the couch watching television with the sound turned down.
This is based on the fact that those who simply lie on the couch watching TV are couch potatoes, therefore they must be "baking." It's even worse if they're doing two worthless things simultaneously: hence, they are "double baking."
It follows that they would be double baked couch potatoes for those who care.
"I was so bored that I got on the couch and spent the evening double baking with 'Seinfeld' and 'Exile on Main Street.'"
"Are you just gonna lie there double baking, or are you goin' with me to Joey's?"
by James J. Mitchell September 1, 2006
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Boner Sweats

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.
Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.
by Mr. Bitches April 18, 2008
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French

The only reason America had managed to win the American Revolution between 1765 to 1791.
Also being the reason for America gaining literally half of it's landmass from the Louisiana Purchase.
Pretty much a large portion of America exists ONLY because of the French.
Person A: Hey what's that guy eating?
Person B: Oh it's Casu Marzu, he must be French.
by Smeggy0 July 25, 2022
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Cock Sock

Cock Sock is another term for the female reproductive
organ (A.K.A Vagina,pussy,kitty kat, puss puss, virtical smile)
"id love to put it in her Cock Sock"
I bet her Cock Sock is Warm"
by Razors_Diesel December 9, 2009
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Ass Punk

Someone who is recognizable but doesn't really matter.
Giovanni Ribisi is an ass punk. We all know who he is but his characters never really matter.
by Ogadaw Mack January 18, 2020
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Pre-Poo

The warnings given to you by your anus telling you that a shit is coming. Signs are subtle at first but eventually increase in volume and odor until you finally sit down on that toilet. Pre-Poo commonly occurs after a hard night of partying and drinking extensive amounts of beer and more often than most occurs in uncomfortable places like theme parks, business meetings, in school, and your girlfriends house. Pre-Poo, if not treated, will only get worse. Advanced stages can result in immense pain truly terrible smells.
"Dude is Drew o.k? He's clutching his stomach."

"Man that nigga got some bad Pre-Poo goin on. He need to hit up dat toilet soon, or it's gonna be bad."

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"Hey dude how was last night?"

"My God I had Pre-Poo so bad that when I left her house I let it out as i was getting in my car, practically shit myself."

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"I drank so much beer last night. The Pre-Poo hit me when my man bear of a dad gave me a hug for graduating highschool in the morning."
by I a n W September 1, 2009
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August

August of Auschwitz
lets make auschwitz great again
august of auschwitz means that you make a gas chamber and put your friends in it
by hornyboi69420 June 7, 2022
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