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Floridians

The only people who are so friendly, the let their red-neck cyclists ride in their interstates.
Person 1: Bro again cyclists in the interstate?
Person 2: Thats just what floridians do.
by Knmagor June 24, 2023
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Marieul

Tall Blond Skinny guy with a Huge cock that can Fuck for days!

Goes deep
Once you fucked Marieul, no one else will ever be able to satisfy you
by Love Skinny November 25, 2017
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boyardee

The opposite of "al dente." When referring to pasta, it describes a soft consistency.
Andrew cooked spaghetti for dinner last night, but left it on the stove too long. That mess was boyardee!
by magnus.t.skillet December 8, 2013
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Skankadillo

Skankadillo refers to a very sexually active female who tans too much. Which in return causes the said female to have leather like skin much like the plating of an armadillo.
I was enjoying my day until a skankadillo scurried over trying to collect funds and baby batter from me. Silly creatures don't need phones.
by DOOMaflotchie June 5, 2015
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Bantometer

Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room
Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far
by Mr BigG April 22, 2015
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the joy of sex

An informative book published in 1973. It was intended to help couples spice things up in the bedroom It featured illustrations of hairy, gross, 70's-style people going at it like monkeys. Some featured moves: the buttered bun, clothed intercourse, Chinese style, the big top, the tongue bath, anal intercourse, etc.
God forbid you mix up THE JOY OF SEX and THE JOY OF COOKING: "Who wants hair pie?!"
by vavie January 3, 2004
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linchpin

1. Literally; n., a pin or keeper, placed through or around an axle, that prevents a wheel from slipping off of its axle.

2. Slang; n., Any part or person that is so vital to something that if it went missing, the whole thing would fall apart.
1. You have to pull the linchpin to adjust the bearings.

2. Someone has to take the snap, so the quarterback is the football offensive team's linchpin.
by Downstrike December 28, 2005
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