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monkey fucking a football

When someone is marching out of step (bouncing)

Sgt. Amos: Herte, get your ass in step. You're bouncing like a monkey fucking a football !!

by Tom Highway November 13, 2007

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Izzy moment

Consuming a massive amount of vending machine starkist tuna and thinking it’s good

Person 1: “I just ate the vending machine tuna and it was DELICIOUS”
Person 2: “That’s such an Izzy Moment, disgusting”

by BenShapiro2278 August 31, 2022

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One of the most beautiful girls you will ever have the pleasure to meet.

As well as being graced with such beauty, she also has an extremely beautiful personality. She wears braces but it's just so cute and she has a characteristic which separates her from all the other girls, and that is Innocence- which makes me appreciate how much of a lovely and rare girl she is.

If I had to pick one issue it would be your shyness; however this just makes me desire you more. You're also two years younger but I don't care about what people will say, love conquers all. I think I'm falling in love with Katy...

That girl has stolen this guys heart....she must be katy

by Eternallyheadoverheels June 18, 2012

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Amity&Lea

One person!!

Amity&Lea: "We are one person"
Anyone:"....Okay"

by Storrac2424 November 13, 2020

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Mount St. Helens

It's about to blow up.

Mount St. Helens is about to blow up and it's gonna be a fine, swell day.

by SovietStarlight97 January 29, 2021

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Dickditch

Noun
Slang term for vagina

Poor ole bat’s hooha has probably been queefing dust for so long that she’s turned to the insanibabble of Cucker Tarleson and Shen Bapiro just to dampen her dehydrated dickditch.

by Feisty Wisegirl May 14, 2023

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