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Bidfest

Noun. Festival of bids. A bid is any girl that ranges from slampig to absolute hottie.

May also be used as a verb. Bidfesting. Festing the bids
Conor Brady does not have his ticket to the bidfest.

Craig was bidfesting all night long.

The bidfest is the greatest thing to ever happen to this world
by The fester December 9, 2008
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jork off

when you smell some nise cheese in yor back yard and you go to see it and it turns you on so hard and you stick yor peepee in the cheese and it feel so nise
dude i see some nise cheese i need to jork off
by jondamnit June 1, 2017
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K Scrub

A hairy lima beast. A 7th grader with a moustache. A man who I first knew by his streaks. A 7ve that would steal your girlfriend at any moment. A guy as shady as a shadow. Just your local drug dealer.
by Candy+Man May 4, 2017
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malaherm

ashlee kahler has a big piggy nose.. jayme fabia is a hoochie. basically a hoe!!! fucker!! they're both malaherms.
by X HUSTLER June 27, 2003
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Jean Valjean

The most badass musical theatre/literature character possibly ever. Jean Valjean can kill you but, he won't. His kindness drives policemen to the point of suicide. He is like the Hulk but, still rocking a beard. He is made famous from the book/musical: Les Miserables. He adopts an illegitimate child, Cossette and takes her under his wing. Basically, the Chuck Norris of musical theatre with a voice to make the sun cry. Usually played by an actor with a tenor voice-type. Jean Valjean, also, after he was kept a prisoner for 19 freaking years for stealing BREAD, became a mayor. Called the most badass Redemption in The World. Also known as, Prisoner 24601.
"Who am I? I am Jean Valjean! Two-four-six-oh-one!"

"Jean Valjean is nothing now" - as Javert, the policeman, gets his ass whooped.
by Prisoner 24688 July 31, 2011
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Barmy Limbs

Where football fans go absolutely crazy when a goal happens and everyone is climbing all over each other and arms are flying everywhere. Everyone is toppling down a few rows and people are being pulled back and forwards a couple of rows
Oh my god those were barmy limbs duck
by Liber2727 March 17, 2024
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veggy girl

A girl, vegetarian, doesn't eat meat, but Scottish people think they like chicken
'Oiii, veggy girl!!! Have a chicken sandwhich'
by oh_so_rasta June 4, 2009
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