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A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.
Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."
Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."
Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?
2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.
1) What a Poonaner Jones.
2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.
1) What a Poonaner Jones.
by Hey Dood April 17, 2013
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Get the f cat mug.The politically correct term for a woman in the United States of America used by anyone that doesn't want to come across as sexist. May be heard by the same people that say "African American" because they are afraid of coming across as racist.
If your boss is a woman, I highly recommend addressing and referring to her as a Vaginal American during important business meetings or other professional gatherings. I mean, you don't want to come across as ignorant do you?
If your boss is a woman, I highly recommend addressing and referring to her as a Vaginal American during important business meetings or other professional gatherings. I mean, you don't want to come across as ignorant do you?
Guy: "Hey lady, you dropped this back there."
Lady: "Umm...I don't appreciate you using the L-word, I prefer to be called a Vaginal American. Okay? Thanks."
Joe: "I'm going to ask that African American girl from class to go out with me this Friday."
Carl: "Dude, don't say that. Say 'black vaginal american'."
Joe: "Yeah...wait, what?"
Lady: "Umm...I don't appreciate you using the L-word, I prefer to be called a Vaginal American. Okay? Thanks."
Joe: "I'm going to ask that African American girl from class to go out with me this Friday."
Carl: "Dude, don't say that. Say 'black vaginal american'."
Joe: "Yeah...wait, what?"
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