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by King82 June 19, 2020
Get the Dirty Jacob mug.a ham wallet is a slag word for a womens vagina. it is called a ham wallet because the vagina looks very much like the contents of a ham sandwhich
by Darren Jason Pearce March 29, 2009
Get the Ham Wallet mug.An adjective describing those of the female gender, who, at a young age, feel it necessary to dress like a slut! they may be cute, but be wary, they tend to grow up to have STDs.
Chris: hey justin, do you think those girls are hott?
Justin: dude those girls are like eight years old, they're so prosticute. Chris, it's important that you understand that short skirts do not meen mature.
Chris: Dude...you just said prosticute.
Emily and Mary and Casey: Hey boys!
Chris and Justin: Yup, definitely prosticute.
Justin: dude those girls are like eight years old, they're so prosticute. Chris, it's important that you understand that short skirts do not meen mature.
Chris: Dude...you just said prosticute.
Emily and Mary and Casey: Hey boys!
Chris and Justin: Yup, definitely prosticute.
by ETOWNS May 13, 2006
Get the prosticute mug.A fat cow of a woman, derived from the cow-patterned boxes that the Gateway company uses. Usually a harpy of a thing, that tries to ruin a man's life and seperate him from his friends, hobbies and money.
No, man. I can't hang out, Gateway's comin' over.
by booger January 3, 2005
Get the gateway mug.I saw your post on ytmnd forums, and I administered the fail flail to it.
John whacked George with the fail flail after George sent him the o rly owl.
emoxlover and MCRocker were smacked with the fail flail by the admins because emo sucks.
John whacked George with the fail flail after George sent him the o rly owl.
emoxlover and MCRocker were smacked with the fail flail by the admins because emo sucks.
by AWPerative July 26, 2006
Get the fail flail mug.The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.
by DrPoopLove April 19, 2010
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