Goober smooch

When you cum on a girl's lips and make out with her.

Refers to two people in that weird stage where they are more than friends but less than a relationship. They feel that deep emotional connection and understanding but circumstances stop them from realising what could be. They do everything friends do and feel everything lovers feel.

Singular: Devimet

Otherwise known as free chocolate day, where all the remaining valentines chocolate is discounted in shops

That little piece of dried up poo that hangs from your butt hairs, and hurts like hell to remove

when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.

When two oncoming vehicles (usually gas guzzling pick-up trucks or sometimes tractors) stop side by side on a country road and talk about corn for an hour.

Incredibly strict, racist, or unjust.