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The dive

When a "crack addict" takes a shit, and is out of crack so he/she reaches into the toilet and picks apart her/his feces in order to get the morsels of leftover crack and re-use them.
Guy 1: "Yo where's Matty? I got some dope shit he should try"
Guy 2: "Aw fuck man you just missed him, he went to the bathroom. Probably in there getting ready to do the dive"
by TheNewt June 14, 2019
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chetseva

Hey dude, chetseva!
by Dilonso August 24, 2020
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skeeter piper

is a woman who plays the skin flute so well that she has all the guys following after her
she is the best skeeter piper around thats why all the guys follow her from town to town
by ODog N Cali M.C N T March 9, 2009
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Dick Wagon

A man or Hermaferdite whose penis looks like a red flyer wagon. the sides look as if they are squished like a banana; rounded at the edges and triangular at the head of it.
Mike The Situation is on the outside but hes a total queef nugget and has a Dick Wagon.
by Jake Thompson 1 December 15, 2010
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More like piss!

A phrase used in a satirical way to parody those people who make incredibly stupid comebacks to things. The phrase is meant to sound like a stupid comeback an idiot would make; though it should be noted that the phrase itself is only used when joking among friends and is not for the purpose of argument.
Friend: Hey, Dave's havin a party tonight. You comin?

You: Party? Yeah, more like piss!

Both of you:hahahah
by Bassdog109 August 27, 2006
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juice flow

To make ones 'juice flow' means to arouse ones sexual appetite, expetially males. The phrase is derived from the chemical process that takes place before a dick gets hard. Blood and Dopamine flows to the dick making it hard and giving pleasure respectively.
Seeing Stephanie in her lingerie made my juice flow
by waxi01 January 29, 2014
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Bahram

1) The Persian word for the planet Mars. 2) a common first name for boys. 3) In Persian mythology, the god of victory.
My lawyer's name is Bahram.
by eat 'em ologist December 27, 2006
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