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Your mothers ass!

Often said during the mid-latter portion of the twentieth century as a replacement for terms like “Goddamnit” or “Jesus Christ!” In a more religious based society.
Oh Your mothers ass! He cut me off! Did you see that?
by Frederic shculenburg September 18, 2021
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PIT

Pedophile In Training
A male, under legal age, who tries to get sexual with much younger girls.
Freshman Girl 1: There's this senior I see in the library all the time and he keeps telling me about these wet dreams he has of me.
Freshman Girl 2: He's such a PIT.
by c0okieninja September 26, 2010
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Spunky Monkey

When you have a boner, Then you get a running start and slam your dick in a girls vagina.
Brad: "Man, you've been limping all day. Whats wrong?"

Mike: "Dude i tried a Spunky Monkey last night and I think I broke my penis."
by A-weezy Davis May 11, 2009
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Chogon

A latin word that is used instead of "shotgun". It is mostly referred to being first in doing something.
"CHOGON, I SAID IT FIRST"
"BUT I CHOGONED IT LAST TUESDAY"
by sexybish123456 May 2, 2010
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Food Fucked

When you're eating something, like pizza for example, and a piece falls off and rolls down your shirt, pants and then hits your shoe before touching the ground.
Wow look at the spaghetti sauce trail down that guy... he totally got food fucked.
by Banchou January 17, 2011
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shit cock

The brownish residue clinging to a recently ass-plunged dick.
Me: "Holy shit! Can you believe Fish sucked off D-Wild's shit cock!"

Britt: "Yea man, that bitch loves gooling shit cocks"
by Steeeeve May 11, 2006
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Honkfucking

To fuck someone so hard they honk like a goose. Or, to fuck someone with a brass instrument.
I heard Taylor and James were totally Honkfucking.
by SatsumiSeinfield June 13, 2020
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