Urban Dictionary

Is when your cat sits and stares at you and you look at them and they wink both eyes. Like a sleepy wink.

to masturbate and poop at the same time.

Bringing technology and/or technical innovations to the masses for greater good. Orient technology towards mass consumption.

To completely screw up a school system due to incompetence or spite. alt: To fuck over little school children and their families by having little kids sit on school buses all day long with fewer instructional minutes and no gain. See Region 14 Woodbury and Bethlehem, Connecticut.

The state of being completely intoxicated whereas one or more of the below stated instances may occur: pissing one's pants and/or bed, spouting obsenities at inappropriate times and audiences, losing one's wallet/cell phone/car keys, istigating fights with persons larger than one's self, losing consciousness on unknown private property, drooling on one's self.

The Remembrance of The Great Area 51 raid

Shortened version of nincompoop, a silly, idiotic person. can be used affectionately.