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College

A non-profit (my ass) organization that takes from you a shit ton of money in exchange for depression, self-loathing, stress, hatred, hunger, and a bunch of diseases.
Dr. Tamer *adding salt to his coffee *: heard what happened to that sophomore kid Peter? He hung himself on a double pendulum he made for his project.

Dr. Tarek *laughing *: One down, one thousand to go! Such stupid college kids.
by AAAAAAAO.OAAAAAAA May 13, 2019
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Ceighley

Ceighley is a dancer. She is classy, but at night, she breaks out the dubstep. She makes boys lose their mind with her sassy moves. Ceighley is good to be friends with, unless you're in a dance competition.
Boy 1: Yo man. My GF can't dance, son. It sucks.
Boy 2: Really? You must not have a Ceighley.
by bestfriendindisguise June 19, 2011
mugGet the Ceighleymug.

clive walker brown

A mythical individual who resided in Saginaw Michigan who’s main claim to fame was using obscene language on CB, AM and FM radio in the 70’s.
Dude, he keyed the mic and went full Clive Walker Brown.

Clive Walker Brown said he’d waltz your wife around the room like a dog in heat.
by Mofiggie February 5, 2023
mugGet the clive walker brownmug.

nonce

Another word for unintelligent, stupid, or dumb. Referring to nonsense, someone who's speaking nonsense.
"Anyone who believes nonce means anything sexual, is the true nonce."
"Wtf r u talking about, u nonce..."
by softsmeg February 8, 2023
mugGet the noncemug.

🐶🍸

by LS Mark January 21, 2024
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Jello

an eatible substance that comes in many flavors and it giggles
i've got cheery jello and green jello.. and purple.. hm whats purple.. oh right grape!
by Britmon January 11, 2008
mugGet the Jellomug.

Bruce

Bruce is stubborn, selfish, careless friend. If he thinks your not good enough or your toxic to him, he will cut you off from his life. On the other hand Bruce is an amazing, kind guy, always ready to smile. It doesn´t take long for any girl to make the connection. You go from being acquaintances to close friends... to lovers. You can share all feelings with him. Bruces are precisious gift of your life, until they decide that you are not suited for them.
Don´t let Bruce play with your feelings! Don´t let Bruce hurt you!
by VRsunandmoon June 6, 2018
mugGet the Brucemug.

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