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schwarzenegger

When a man grabs a woman's head, shoves it into his crotch, and moans in pleasure "augh, augh, augh".
Last night when I was at the bar I took a chick into the bathroom and she gave me the Schwarzenegger.
by Soccer39 July 27, 2011
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goblue2319

Someone who licks the pubic hair off of urinals. Can often be found working in the janitorial arts.
Dude, don't worry about cleaning that, goblue2319 is working tonight and he'll lick that bitch clean.
by God said so. January 24, 2005
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i will in me fuck

I can absolutely state that I will never be doing what you just asked me to do. In fact if you keep asking me I might just do the opposite.
Dad: Billy can you take out the rubbish to the bin.

Billy: I will in me fuck.
by MrWeldon February 6, 2018
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clart

To come up from behind an unsuspecting person and drag your knuckles against their ear repeatedly out of camaraderie. A good clart is defined as one in which each knuckle makes a distinctive "thud" sound. Occasionally the person's head is seized with one arm while the other hand makes the clarting motion.

Variations on the standard clart are the "Rapid Fire Clart" (AKA Power Clart) in which the knuckle striking action is repeated at a fast rate, the "Tremor Clart" in which the ear is actually siezed between the knuckles and jiggled, and the "Foreign Object Clart" in which the knuckles are substituted with any object conveniently laying around. Clarts are highly subjective to the skill and style of the clarter, and many variations exist which have not yet been documented.
Frenchie was doing a good job at work, and Bob honored him with the traditional Four-Fingered Clart.
by Jules_Verne December 15, 2008
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mumdad

Is a women who raise a child primarily alone and plays the role of both a mom and a dad. She tipical has to be the strict and caring at the same time.
She is a mumdad, she get presents on both mothers day and father day.
by Ms.Quii December 12, 2015
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Austrian Grenade

When you fart in someone's mouth while they give you a rim job.
Carol was licking Jon's ass last night. They were having fun, until Jon gave her an Austrian Grenade. She was pissed and stopped licking his ass.
by T-Bag Tyler August 6, 2007
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bashaweeh

they're snakes.
she's such a bashaweeh
by iloveblackbear June 16, 2019
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