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Brawl Talk

The tedious conversation between two people who are about to fight which usually contains abuse towards each other in order to provoke the other into starting the fight.

The conversation can last for minutes and either leaves onlookers bored or watering at the mouth.
Steve: What did you just say?

Joe: I said your sister is a walrus.

Steve: I'm gonna enjoy smashin your face in.

Joe: Are you starting on me?

Steve: I might be.

Joe: Come on then!

Steve: You come on then you p***y.

Meanwhile

Spectator 1: These guys are boring me with all this hype.

Spectator 2: Tell me about it. Theres no time for brawl talk, someone needs to throw the first punch ASAP or I'm out of here!
by jedi hustle July 5, 2011
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bad art

Does not exist because everyone has an opinion and asshole.
"Hey you got some bad art hanging on your wall."
by Lann April 11, 2005
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emo scream

a scream in a song were the vocalist gets on his knees and puts his head back and screams.
13 evens emo scream was awesome!!!
by kevers!!!!! July 10, 2005
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Laurent

A person who is typically gay and unsure about his own appearence. He mostly wear outfits, which define his gayness moreover his attraction to objects. He probably turned this way, because his first gf broke up with him through a letter and his second gf was not satisfied by his 2 inch cock.
You see that guy over there?

-yeah?
-He is such a Laurent.
by TheLom January 31, 2024
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Whorelina

Angelina Jolie's known nickname on gossip sites. The reason for the nickname is that her reputation as a "whore", and "homewrecking" precedes her.
1. Whorelina has been known to shtupp every male on a movie set.

2. Whorelina had her sights on Brad on that movie that they did together.
by Ms. E July 3, 2008
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menstrualphobia

When someone fears everything having to do with a woman's menstrual cycle (most occurring in men).
Barbara had sent her husband to CVS for tampons but his menstrualphobia made him run passed the aisle as if he had forgotten.

Barbara was a horny dog on her period, but her husband had erectile dysfunction from his menstrualphobia.
by PrincessGaylordFocker December 11, 2016
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Marriage-zoned

Where a girl friendzones a guy so hard that she asks him to be her husband on Facebook. Generally one of the highest levels of friendzoneage.
Ally: Jacob, you're my best friend and I love you so much!
Jacob: Love you too.
Ally: Omg, will you marry me on Facebook to show our best-friendness?!
Jacob: *dejectedly* sure.
Jacob (thinking): I just got marriage-zoned. This is even worse than being friendzoned...
by Friendzoning Fiend July 18, 2013
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