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by Vlad bad March 14, 2023
Get the Full tortoise mug.A boy in a small town that is made fun of constantly, for having a small crooked dick. Also colored with a yellow tint.
by santana y sancho March 27, 2011
Get the banana mug.Havn't the emo bastards learnt how to spell?? sigh look below fuckwits. I wasn't aware I had "frinds" or "freinds"...shame.
P.s Im not a redneck or a "cool" person, infact Im not even fucking American (thank fuck), Im not emo, Im not goth, Im not chav, Im not townie, Im not whatever. Im an average completely un biased slightly strange internet freak, and just because I dont like people who cannot support their own side of the argument intelligently, without insulting,shit loads of spelling mistakes, and who constantly claim that nobody understands, does not mean Im a "fascist" or a "conformist". It simply means Im human.
P.s Im not a redneck or a "cool" person, infact Im not even fucking American (thank fuck), Im not emo, Im not goth, Im not chav, Im not townie, Im not whatever. Im an average completely un biased slightly strange internet freak, and just because I dont like people who cannot support their own side of the argument intelligently, without insulting,shit loads of spelling mistakes, and who constantly claim that nobody understands, does not mean Im a "fascist" or a "conformist". It simply means Im human.
some examples on this very page:
.non existent cause there no suh thing. emo batsard...lame
the emo bastard is non existant.
.Non-existent:This is the lamest attemt at trying to be cool rednecks, by trying to bash emo.
.Sounds to me like one of your " freinds" left you for a real punk rockin' emo.
.It's highly unlikely, they steal your frinds
.non existent cause there no suh thing. emo batsard...lame
the emo bastard is non existant.
.Non-existent:This is the lamest attemt at trying to be cool rednecks, by trying to bash emo.
.Sounds to me like one of your " freinds" left you for a real punk rockin' emo.
.It's highly unlikely, they steal your frinds
by Brain ...property of pinky. May 26, 2006
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-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows
It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows
It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022
Get the St Mary's Bishops Stortford mug.by Floydmikeyo July 15, 2019
Get the Wamknight mug.An adjective describing a person who pretends to be a "free spirit" yet tries to fit in. They will do things such as:
-wear fedoras
-drink matte
-play guitar despite not knowing how
-participates in a "band" that mysteriously never plays
- take part in poetry slams
-do poorly in school because they "just don't care"
See Bend Oregon
-wear fedoras
-drink matte
-play guitar despite not knowing how
-participates in a "band" that mysteriously never plays
- take part in poetry slams
-do poorly in school because they "just don't care"
See Bend Oregon
Artzy girl: "God i just dont care what people think of me"
boy: "thats great!"
Artzy girl: "Yea i know (sipps matte) ...i think ill go strum my guittar in random cords so you think im artsy."
Boy: "No you're artzy"
boy: "thats great!"
Artzy girl: "Yea i know (sipps matte) ...i think ill go strum my guittar in random cords so you think im artsy."
Boy: "No you're artzy"
by Ant-Artz March 1, 2011
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military slang for the many ribbons worn on the lapel of a service uniform
military slang for the many ribbons worn on the lapel of a service uniform
by timmmmber January 23, 2025
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