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Cool For Cats

The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass
The cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass
The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language, it's the beating she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hats
And Davy Crockett rides around and says it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats (cool for cats)

The Sweeney's doing ninety 'cause they've got the word to go
They get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow
They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how their missus always look so bleeding same
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like, "How's your father?" and they're very cool for cats
They're cool for cats (cool for cats)
To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub
On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough
I fancy this, I fancy that, I wanna be so flash
I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober I've forgotten what I've had
And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
Cool for cats (cool for cats)

Shape up at the disco and I think I've got a pull
I ask her lots of questions and she hangs on to the wall
I kiss her for the first time and then I take her home
I'm invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone
She likes to go to discos but she's never on her own
I said I'll see you later and give her some old chat
But it's not like that on the TV when it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats (cool for cats)
by Death Menace May 14, 2023
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Yap

What you always do. Stop yapping lil bro
Person 1: Thanks for coming to my speech!
Person 2: Stop yapping lil bro. Bro is the president of yappistan
by Oklolbr123xD December 10, 2023
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Deasia

Deasia is a kindhearted girl who is quiet sometimes and loud. But she is the baddest bitch alive. Don't care what nobody gots to say about her. She's always smiling.
by Deasia. March 21, 2018
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Jack

A dumbass nigga who smokes weed and is a total dickhead. Usually a male, he has no life, and masturbates in the bathroom during lunch in school. He is gay as fuck, and will always be in your way. Don't ever go near thosse faggot 'Jacks'.
"That Jack over there can't do no good shit other than smokin his pussy weed.
by aznfuccboi October 21, 2017
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Impartundious

A type of humour where the humour is contibuted to and understood by multiple people rather than one person just being funny.
"Fortnite with the boys is very impartundious."
by john fortnite man March 23, 2020
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markelle fultz

by pakaloto April 21, 2020
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4 fingers up

4 fingers up mean you fuck so many girls as your normal daily routine (especially milfs)
brahimy and beau root heeps of girls, they have 4 fingers up
by brahimy April 19, 2022
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