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Astroriffic

This is a life event which is beyond your wildest dreams. The even will change your life forever and you will never be the same or see life in the way you had before this happened to you.
I got the astroriffic job of my dreams and they called me in for the interview just as I was picking up the phone to call them. Can you believe it?
by ShelCeleste August 17, 2010
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Derrick’s Drop

Essentially, a spell that is cast after two lovers have climaxed. The receiving member turns to the giving member and, grasping firmly, asks, “Did I get it all?” The receiving member then proceeds to perform, for a male lover for example, a post cum soft cock blowjob. The spell can only be broken by the giving lover announcing, preferably breathlessly, “Every last drop.”

Named after Derrick, a fitness trainer with an immense cock and a positive personality, who delivers massive loads and has legendary stamina and strength.
“Hey babe, tonight I want Derrick’s drop!”

“Ok, I’ll give it to you, but afterwards I get Derrick’s drop!”
by Havesomefun September 10, 2025
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colonel

a short stalky man that is balding with comb over, stutters and says um constantly, very strict and continues to create problems with the cadets. talks for hours on end and bores the students to sleep, treats the kids like they have not a clue in the world about whats going on and how they could do anything in the world to change a thing...
he's being a colonel today.
by dont tell my secret August 22, 2008
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skabs

The abdominal muscles visible by virtue of being unhealthily skinny rather than muscular. Since these lack much tone, their aesthetic quality is nil except for in gay "twink" pornography.
When he took off his shirt, I was happy to see the 6-pack until I realized they were just skabs.
by April Kimble June 25, 2007
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Special Pocket

Somebody's "Special" pocket, usually located below the belt.
Gareth : Whats in your special pocket?
by Preop-or-not November 29, 2005
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Somto

A sexy god, children bow before him in the orphanage. He is lives in another dimension and should be a world ruler. He is also known as daddy/father somty
Hi somto, eat me!
by Uggserinho? October 3, 2020
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Lixen

Lixen is an Oc of Oh.Happy.Me on tick toc. Lixen is a precious boy
Lixen is so adorable in this drawing
by TheAvoChild August 12, 2018
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