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A mythical lady who sells clocks from a cave in the mountainous regions of Spain. She associates only with wolves and seagulls. Also goes by the names of Naomi and Pascal.
"Dude did you hear about Esperanté?!"
"... No, what happened?"
"She totally got abused by seagulls and wolves whilst trying to sell clocks!"
"... No, what happened?"
"She totally got abused by seagulls and wolves whilst trying to sell clocks!"
by heymynameis November 28, 2009
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Surfer Dude #1: Ey might, wonder what's got Steve so spaced out!
Surfer Dude #2: He was hittin' the bong again: That feller is a regular Great Barrier reefer!
Surfer Dude # 1: 'struth, blimey!
Surfer Dude #2: He was hittin' the bong again: That feller is a regular Great Barrier reefer!
Surfer Dude # 1: 'struth, blimey!
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2. (verb) To apply sunscreen with SPF 50 to oneself or to others.
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2. (verb) To apply sunscreen with SPF 50 to oneself or to others.
See re-spifty and spfifteen
1. I really don't want sunburn, please pass me the spifty.
2. Javier, can you spifty my back for me?
2. Javier, can you spifty my back for me?
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Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
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Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt
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Get the Farty poops on my shit butt mug.The act of inserting seminal fluids into an orifice i.e. anus. This act must take place prior to a spelch.
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Get the Felch mug.When his aunty sent Jim-Bob to collect eggs he would sneek a country bumpkin in the out-house behind the barn. Bessa would complain but he liked it when he got his jimmy jostled.
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