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Asslove

When you love someone but they are a total asshole

He’s my asslove

by JB22 March 28, 2021

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PTYPO

An abbreviation of 'Party til you pass out'

Tonight let's PTYPO :3

by vipersmile September 3, 2009

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Kitchen sword

A sword that is kept in the kitchen of home to defend of attackers

Aye yo I think I heard something grab my kitchen sword

by Hiphop9849 May 4, 2022

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Baa, humbug!

What da infamous "wolf in sheep's clothing" miser from mid-19th-century London had to say about Christmas.

Ebeneezer Scrooge sure was awfully "ram-headed" to say "Baa, humbug!" to any member of the London "flock" who wished him a Merry Christmas... I wonder if he'd have said the same thing nowadays, when many of us speak of the end-of-year period by using the "politically correct" title of "winter holidays"? He considered himself pretty shrewd, though, so maybe he would have thought that everyone was just trying to "pull the wool over his eyes" by still referring to basically the same holiday, even though they were indeed using a different title?

by QuacksO April 14, 2019

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Jesse (girl)

If you're lucky enough to know a Jesse, keep her in your life. She's an amazing person, and you can vent to her for hours and she'll try hard to support you. Jesse on beautiful in every single way, although she may think that she needs makeup. She's gorgeous with and without, but let her wear it. Jesse is the kindest, most amazing person to gossip and talk with, even if it's just in passing. She's the type of girl everybody loves, even if she doesn't realise it. When she walks into a room, everybody feels happier.

Please, don't let her go.

Girl: Jesse, the most said that she's my friend!
Girl 2: lucky! She's so nice and cool!

Jesse (girl): is a beautiful person

by Winchestersister<3 March 21, 2025

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