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Mahuhu

Female upper lip hair growth / moustache. Usually only sighted on women over the age of fifty with tuck-shop lady arms (see tuck-shop lady arms). Often utilized as a flavour saver (see flavour saver) the mahuhu is commonly removed for vanity reasons with wax or by shaving on a regular basis.

Can be observed in the highly acclaimed film 'the wedding singer' at the mutant table nine. A prime example of the mahuhu can be seen on the "lady with the side burns".
Wow man check out mrs. Halls mahuhu. She could sweep the floor with that thing.
by Mahuhu mumma January 27, 2011
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Word Vomit Card

The claim that someone is spewing out a torrent of unfiltered, disorganized, and often emotionally charged text or speech without any coherent structure, fact-checking, or logical progression. Unlike the calculated obfuscation of "word salad," "word vomit" implies a loss of control—an impulsive, messy outpouring of thoughts that is exhausting to parse and futile to engage with. It's used to dismiss rants or overly long posts by framing them as an unpleasant, involuntary cognitive eruption.
Example: After a user posts twelve rapid-fire, paragraph-long comments full of typos, tangents, and raw anger, another user might say, "Clean up this word vomit card you just played and come back with a single, coherent sentence. I'm not sifting through this emotional landfill." It pathologizes the expression as a messy outburst rather than an argument.
by Abzugal February 3, 2026
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Dirty Joe

The act of sticking your head inside ur hoes ass and revolving your head around like a microwave whilst in the church bathroom
I heard he did the dirty joe on his niece last weekend
by Big sick james October 5, 2020
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Cum Noodling

When you cum in your partner, then slurp the cum from your partners orifice slurping it like a noodle.
Me and my partner like cum noodling after I have not came in a very long time resulting in an overflowing orifice that is ready to cum noodle.
by Karbonyx November 1, 2023
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quimpcy

Being silly about something serious. Using the letters from scrabble dice we discovered this word
Don't be quimpcy at a funeral.
by scrabble_awesome August 23, 2016
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star sign

Basic white girl one: omggggggggg whats your star sign
Basic white girl two: omgggggggggggggggg itttttttttttttssssssssss like sagggggggggg i wish i was gemini thoughhhhhhhhhhhhh
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ned

constantly sipping on straight chlorine. definitely believes the hype. huggable.
ned = no evidence (of) disease. take with that what you will.
squishy white guy. and if you don’t understand this will be very weird.
person 1: “my dying wish is to hug ned”
person 2: “same bro”
by lennøx September 15, 2019
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