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"kyler and joel were sitting in the hotub naked togother beacuse sarah wouldent 3/4 them"
That Sh*t was "brokeback"....PUKE
That Sh*t was "brokeback"....PUKE
by James Max89 February 23, 2008
Get the brokeback mug.When your newly purchased, exquisitely autonomous technology discovers a big fat pile of dog shit during its 3am 'time to clean' wake-up programming and proceeds to generously distribute the filth in a robotically inspired carpet dance throughout your entire household.
Guess what? I just followed a dog shit roomba trail covering every room in my house...when did that fucker learn to climb stairs!!? We're done with the robot thing...hell no to that!!
by YAWA May 26, 2018
Get the Roomba trail mug.A nickname for Hillary Clinton as dubbed by those closest to her. Her campaign manager may have been the first to refer to her as "hildawg". The term is used widely by her supporters at rallies, as well as by those who distrust her bitchy, hildawg like ways.
"I think that you would be more appealing to the base of the party if you stopped acting like such an obnoxious cunt, Hildawg"
"I would be for Hildawg, but she's kind of a bitch. I'll most likely vote for the nagger."
"Go Hildawg! Arf Arf Arf!"
"I would be for Hildawg, but she's kind of a bitch. I'll most likely vote for the nagger."
"Go Hildawg! Arf Arf Arf!"
by funincluded February 25, 2008
Get the hildawg mug.Someone who tries too hard, either at flirting, being edgy, or being athletic, especially a male. Generally derogatory.
"What is wrong with all you skate park rejects?"
"man i admit it, i'm a skate park reject"
"this fucking skate park reject wasn't even listening to me!!!"
"please god or almighty SATAN give this skate park reject man some braincells"
"man i admit it, i'm a skate park reject"
"this fucking skate park reject wasn't even listening to me!!!"
"please god or almighty SATAN give this skate park reject man some braincells"
by IM_NIMONA January 24, 2024
Get the skate park reject mug.Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
Get the Things I think while I shit mug.The level of jizz in the male sexual organs, for example if you haven't had a wank for a week you have a healthy wank balance, if you wank 8 times a day then your overdrawn
by sharkfest August 1, 2016
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