Urban Dictionary

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Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith's Campaigns for Humanity (C)1990

a person that is sweet and kind and generous. they are comforting to be around and always make everyone smile. even if they feel overlooked, they are an angel on earth

Definition: Nasty Ass Bastard

Once upon a time, a legendary soccer coach was struggling with a dilemma. His team was full of great guys and good players, but when they had the ball inside the 18 yard box near the goal, they weren't aggressive enough. Seeking a remedy and to inspire them he said (paraphrasing) "Gentlemen, you are good players and even better men - in fact I'd love for you to marry my daughter one day - but when you're out there on the field and you're in the box, I need you to be Nasty Ass Bastards". And in that moment, legends were forged. Those who were there that day have since grown and spread throughout the world. If you happen to come across an NAB, know that you have encountered a man of strong mind and character and an unquenchable fire of the spirit.

she is the bitchiest person you will ever meet, she is cold hearted. but if she wants she can be a kind loving soul. most of the time you will find her clingy and annoying

The educated, intelligent, free-thinking people of society. As well as the ones with the morals and hearts... The ones who care for their fellow human beings over money or objects. The ones who want and fight for equal rights. The ones who question authority. The ones who keep the environment from being destroyed by humans. The ones who want peace and love over war. The ones with brains. The ones who hate Tucker Carlson, as everyone should. Basically, the ones holding society up today.

It's the day my friend got friendzoned

When getting your dick sucked, the sucker shakes their head and gobbles like a turkey.