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Closure Clap

The act of open hand slapping your significant other after break up sex with a sperm filled hand. This results in absolute and total closure of the relationship, with both parties assured that no further communication is necessary.
"I heard John and Mindy are done for good!"
"Yeah, he gave her the closure clap"
by mezzos December 5, 2011
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trekkie

n. an over-eager, hyper-fanatical person; a zealot

v. to go crazy about something


Etymology: from Star Trek, a sci-fi TV show, whose fans are infamous for dressing in costumes inspired by the tv series
Person 1: How come you don't know when Edgar Allan Poe died?

Person 2: Sorry, but I'm no trekkie on Allan Poe.
by Thyme March 26, 2005
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e-sturbate

getting ones self off while watching a male pornstar sevice himself over the internet.
oh dude i had a phat e-sturbate last night. fuck yeah.
by bradingna July 28, 2006
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multitasking

1. To accomplish two or more tasks simultaneously.

2. The act of a CPU concurrently executing two or more interrelated or disassociated job processes.
1. Girls are exceptional at multitasking; they can use chat on Instant Messenger, write emails, surf the internet, talk on their cellular phone, all while applying makeup and talking with their girlfriends about the new boy at school; however, if you ask them an intelligent question their heads will implode.

2. Intel's new CPU with multi-threading allows the processor to multitask without an additional processing core.
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teen

Before adult, after child.

At eighteen and nineteen, even if there's the word TEEN in the number, you're an adult, not teen.
Look at the definiton of adult, 18+.
It wouldn't make sense to be both an adult and teen.

Also, "adult" movies are always 18+.

You'll often hear "A TWENTY year old TEEN got caught in an accident..." in the news, but they just want to sound clever. (it actually fails, because no one looks clever by calling a twenty year old adult "teen")
This girl is a teen, she's 14.
by Guest01344 March 2, 2007
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freerules

thefreerules is when a man nonces a caravan
Someone done a freerules on me last night!
by Conx1506x September 1, 2021
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Ingooberlyblench

(1) To speek absolute rubbish, gibberish, total s***.

(2) To stand out, different, just plain wierd
(1) he was speeking Ingooberlyblench
(2) "That kid is Ingooberlyblench" said billy as the new kid, Ben, walks into the classroom; he was 7"4' tall with a head as big as melon (one of those 'Hitler' melons). I was sitting at the back and at that moment I noticed that the only spare seat in the room was right next to me, I said to myself 'this won't be too bad... Then, He spoke... It was the most irritating sound ever, so I grabbed the pen (that I called 'Pete') and reenacting what I saw on Batman I placed it on the table, Well I stuck it in BluTac, then slammed my head onto it;**

(what I think then happened)
**making my brains splashing onto everyone and all the walls.
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