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The Wash of Shame

The wash of shame refers to a situation in which a person must repeatedly wash and scrub their face, hands, fingers, genitals or any other body part or oriface used during sexual activity with someone that is dirty, nasty, unkept and just has raunchy smelling privates. The smell may be filthy body odor, smegma, or caused by infection. The wash of shame often occurs the morning after a night out at a bar, nightclub, or party. People undertaking the wash of shame have spent time with a sexual partner on a one-night stand, an office party fling, a parking lot quickie, a hotel romp or other sexual activity that rendered one or more body parts reeking of rancid odor akin to ground fish with onions, sour sausage with ripe cheese or just plain sour ass. The wash of shame is most noted by the fact that it often takes multiple washes and scrubs to minimize and reduce the presence of the stank and causes repeated feelings of remorse and regret.
Justin hung out wth his co-worker Jane after the office holiday party. After drinking more at a local bar, they went to Justin's car where he gave her a quick finger bang. The smell of dirty hot ass filled the car along with the sound of stirring mac n cheese as he fingered her love box. Justin spent the rest of the night at home doing the wash of shame. It took a gallon of bleach to clean the smell from his fingers and the feelings of regret caused pre-Monday return to work anxiety.
by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2015
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Grant

A slang word often used in the Highland region of Scotland to describe a bee, or someone who resembles a bee or has bee like qualities. Can also be a derogative term to describe someone who is annoying, or perverse.
Pulling a Grant is another example, which means simply that someone has told an unfunny joke, or has failed an exam or life in general.
"I just got 1/10 on my french exam :("
"Oh man, you just Pulled a Grant!"

"Oh my God, there's a Grant in the room!"

"Grant wants to see naked pictures of me! D="

"Snakes can eat Grants!"
by The Bee Hunter March 4, 2008
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Papable

French word describing the state of being not able to function as a human being
Aebhín est papable aujourd'hui.
by Mysrewo August 21, 2018
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free them apples

1. The slogan of a fruit liberation movement at the University of Minnesota that pushes for the liberation of apples.
They desire at minimum that apples be cage-free or free-range, and oppose the existance of apple farms.

2. Can also mean freeing breasts (possibly from brassiere).
by Anonymous Hubber March 17, 2006
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Nasatingz

the most iconic arianator on twitter tbh. he always ending toxic swfties left and right. he makes twitter such a better place. he loves ariana to the moon and back.
Person 1: what happened to the swfties

Person 2: you didn’t hear? nasatingz ended them
by tayloroutsold February 26, 2019
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Knee-arrow

Knee-arrow (nee-ar-oh) noun
The affliction of taking an arrow in the knee, especially prevalent amongst the adventurer community in Skyrim, Sufferers of this condition usually benefit from Skyrim's generous disability program retraining them as town guards.
Guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

Dovahkin: "Sounds like you've got a nasty case of Knee-arrow there mate."
by wastedcolumbo November 25, 2011
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cunt carrot

A carrot that was used for vaginal masturbation, involving the carrot puncturing into the vagina.
Linda: "I used a carrot to masturbate last night, harry."
Harry: "Well then, that carrot is now a cunt carrot."
by kordru March 11, 2020
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