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EsCo

Essex County, New Jersey. A diverse county full of dirty ass West Essex Guidos, Real Life Gangsters in Newark Irv and EO, and Wannabe Gangsters from towns like Montclair, West Orange, Bloomfield and Maplewood, and Nice White Families in Places like Verona, Upper Montclair and South Orange.
A: Oh you're from Jersey where you from?
B: I'm from EsCo
A: Are you saying EsCo because your from any city in EsCo thats not EO Newark or Irv and wanna insinuate that you're hard when you're really not
B: Damn yeah I'm from Montclair
by Kid Bale EsCo April 20, 2022
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Checkvandugget

Another name for hamburger or can be used for any emotion or as an interjection.
examples: thats sooo checkvan dougiiee

OMFG. CHECKVANDUGGET.

what the checkvandugget?

can i have one order of checkvandugget and medium size fries?

origination: i was thinking of Czechoslovakia, van gogh, and the dougie. bada bing bada boom.
by Tell me about it..... January 19, 2012
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wackstaf

A fucking british brager bitch who just dosent know what to do with his life.
Why the fuck is he such a wackstaf? live him alone he is a penetrator bitch asshole
by Awsemo guy October 20, 2013
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Jiro'd

To get short-changed or under-portioned due to your gender or diminutive size. Inspired by the documentary “Jiro Dreams of Sushi,” where Chef Jiro describes giving women smaller portions of food (for the same price as a man) because of their generally smaller stature. Getting ripped off. Getting less than everyone else in your group.
Why is my sushi serving smaller than yours!? I got Jiro'd!
by IamnotJiro February 13, 2025
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spongedulation

Technique to get rid of cottage cheese on women that use the internet too much. particularly dating site's message boarders. Gripping a loofa between there ample butt cheeks they roll from side to side on there chairs the loofa doesn't help that much for the cheese but it gets them hot and wet
hey martha I got a hot date off this nz dating site .. But I got cottage cheese all over my fat ass cheeks.

No worries kay heres a loofa do some spongedulation on that fooker
by I3igCheese October 23, 2006
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Fuck Knuckle

General term for somebody who is an useless idiot, ignorant, highly unpopular, or hated.

Commonly used by Australians to describe people in positions of responsibility who are incompetent.
Worker #1 - The boss says we have to make 34 more panels but we've only got two hours till knock off time ...

Worker #2 - Yeah right, what a fuck knuckle!
by Notorious S.T.I.F.F June 30, 2011
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Glee

A word in Florida, legit had no definition, your just say gleee
Nobody
A Floridian, GLEEEEE
by Mrcockandballtortue February 23, 2021
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