Urban Dictionary

a monkey who eats paint

adv. Something that happens automatically, but that also has some mysterious, "magical" element to it. "Smart" appliances, features, etc. that do intelligent things with less help than you might expect.

n. One who obsessively watches their logs; one who enjoys the power of seeing what other people are doing at their sites.

a combination of being mixed up and confused.

a true to congestion pronunciation of allergies. Often used by those who are under the influence of mucus noses.

n. Short for cyber sex.

To say someting, or to explain for the first time