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Get the Virgian, virGian, virgiaN mug.Finding yourself in a compromising position when your "partner" walks in on you on the couch watching Saturday Kitchen, whilst self-fornicating and trying to reach completion with vigorous and precise nipple-play. It's made worse by your chode-like body, stained rolex watch and the faint-yet-distinctive smell of beer, sweat and anguish.
Example 1:
Jimmy: "Oh no bro, I heard your girlfriend just walked in on you Taylaaring yourself"
Matthew: "Yeah she did, it was awful. I spilt cans of home brewed beer everywhere. I just want to cry into my slow cooked, pulled pork dinner".
Jimmy: "I bet that wasn't pretty"
Matthew: "It wasn't, but the dinner was good. It was in the cooker for 1700 hours.
Example 2:
Tim: "I would eat that slow cooked, pulled-pork Joe, I heard he Taylaared himself all over it".
Jimmy: "Oh no bro, I heard your girlfriend just walked in on you Taylaaring yourself"
Matthew: "Yeah she did, it was awful. I spilt cans of home brewed beer everywhere. I just want to cry into my slow cooked, pulled pork dinner".
Jimmy: "I bet that wasn't pretty"
Matthew: "It wasn't, but the dinner was good. It was in the cooker for 1700 hours.
Example 2:
Tim: "I would eat that slow cooked, pulled-pork Joe, I heard he Taylaared himself all over it".
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Get the Skamberdo mug.Those dudes that spray tan like a motherfucker before prom, so that their skin turns orange, and they look like Oompa Loompa's, or in this case, Oompa PROMpa's.
Oompa Prompa's are typically also douchebags, and are often related to Tapout, Afflicted, and Ed Hardy clothing supporters.
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Oompa Prompa's are typically also douchebags, and are often related to Tapout, Afflicted, and Ed Hardy clothing supporters.
www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com will explain.
Fred: "Did you see Mark at graduation last night?"
Patrick: "Yea I did. He was orange as fuck.. like an Oompa Loompa"
Fred: "More like..Oompa Prompa"
Patrick: <laughs heartily>, "I concur, friend. I concur."
Patrick: "Yea I did. He was orange as fuck.. like an Oompa Loompa"
Fred: "More like..Oompa Prompa"
Patrick: <laughs heartily>, "I concur, friend. I concur."
by oompaprompa July 26, 2009
Get the Oompa Prompa mug.To mercilessly reject the flirtatious advances of someone who does not realise that they are aiming way out of their league. Often goes together with a gesture in which one's arm acts as a cricket bat.
"That weirdo from class just tried to get in with me - obviously I gave him huge bat! Over the boundary! For seven."
by medium_rare November 17, 2003
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