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Peenut

Another word for ejaculation. When you pee using your nuts instead of your gall bladder
I was having sex with my girlfriend when she accidently swallowed my peenuts.
by Chefix October 14, 2020
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The bare minimum I can manage

I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?
Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”
by Hym Iam October 18, 2022
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housemaid

usually someone designated to do the cleaning of an establishment do to have no talents or original thoughts. Cleaning and cooking are the only feasible ways for them to get paid as they are usual not beautiful and have nothing no one desires so they are pushed to the side and take whats left not knowing any better because they deserve no better, also see jan
no one will notice when shes gone, shes just the housemaid and will be replaced tomorrow
by janruan August 21, 2022
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brate

(n.) a bro date, for when bros just need to catch up like bros,
Bro 1: yo I heard Steve is going out with his girl
Bro 2: who needs him, we'll just go on a brate
Bro 1: fuck yeah dude, it's a brate
by A bro for the bros October 28, 2018
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freak

someone who freaks. a more extreme case of freakin' would be a freakazoid.
by chadrulezz July 5, 2007
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Cringé

Official word for Cringe in Spanish.
Son las 5 de la manana y todovia estoy escribiendo mi tarea de ingles, que cringé!
by Mangoblop123 October 12, 2022
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van shield

When you use a van as a shield to protect you from oncoming traffic as you pull out onto a roundabout.
Guy #1: Woah, man! What are you doing, you can't see because of that van!
Guy #2: Van shield all the way!
by Nottel Inyu September 27, 2010
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