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I am a turtle

When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.
You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf
by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019
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Horse

Eshal is a horse.
by Slangtheday April 20, 2023
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Grahamcd

A word you call Monkeys after they have finished mating, Graham refers to the act of Graditional and CD refers to the type of act, Cock Diving.
"That monkey just had a Grahamcd!"
by Mclovinistheman January 5, 2009
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Dicky Poopoo

When you have anal sex and feces gets on your dick.
"You ever gotten dicky poopoo?" "Yeah. I got it last week."
by Booty FartZ? March 1, 2020
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Derek

Sweet, caring, truthful, and loyal. He's the kind of guy you can't stop thinking about. His eyes and smile will lure you in and then his silliness will steal your heart away from you. Goes best with a Kelsey or an Amanda.
You've been distracted all day, you must have met a Derek last night.
by MylaLola04 September 3, 2012
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easebread

thinking you made cheese bread super easily, but you forgot the cheese.
"i made easebread. i only realized during the thanksgiving dinner. they exiled me for that."
by Bill Chancelhuaser March 23, 2024
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One fourth suicidal

In opposition to suicidal, a person who is one fourth suicidal don't want to kill him or herself, just make so much harm to the body, that it can be used as an excuse not to do something.
Person 1: Man, I'm so one fourth suicidal. Tomorrow is my final exam, and I haven't even opened the book yet!

Person 2: Well, jump in front of an electronic car then!
by OneFourth June 11, 2010
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