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by Chefix October 14, 2020
Get the Peenut mug.I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?
Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”
by Hym Iam October 18, 2022
Get the The bare minimum I can manage mug.usually someone designated to do the cleaning of an establishment do to have no talents or original thoughts. Cleaning and cooking are the only feasible ways for them to get paid as they are usual not beautiful and have nothing no one desires so they are pushed to the side and take whats left not knowing any better because they deserve no better, also see jan
by janruan August 21, 2022
Get the housemaid mug.Bro 1: yo I heard Steve is going out with his girl
Bro 2: who needs him, we'll just go on a brate
Bro 1: fuck yeah dude, it's a brate
Bro 2: who needs him, we'll just go on a brate
Bro 1: fuck yeah dude, it's a brate
by A bro for the bros October 28, 2018
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Get the Cringé mug.When you use a van as a shield to protect you from oncoming traffic as you pull out onto a roundabout.
Guy #1: Woah, man! What are you doing, you can't see because of that van!
Guy #2: Van shield all the way!
Guy #2: Van shield all the way!
by Nottel Inyu September 27, 2010
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