Urban Dictionary

A very cool internet celebrity who is known for her cute, Japanese esque style and ever changing hair.

fuck this work

When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.

Childish, sulky. Easily upset and wants their own way all the time.
Mainly from the East Midlands although it does appear to have some use in the Manchester area.

The rare occurrence where two males engaged in docking are simultaneously being stimulated via the art of tromboning

The nickname for a sexy, auburn-haired, tall, long-legged, big-breasted woman. She knows what she wants in a man and it's a tall, broad-shouldered, masculine man, with a great cock which she loves sucking for hours and he knows how to make her come like no one else.

Alaska is hilarious and has a laugh like an angel. Alaska's laugh can make a grown man have an erection just by hearing it.

Alaska is a rockstar.

HTTP= Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.(information between servers and browsers)
ASSAULT= A violent attack.

Ambushing someone on MSN messenger by sending them a URL link and suggesting that it is something they will want to view. However it is actually something abominabley repulsive, leaving them in complete bewilderment and disappointment.