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Guoda

A blonde skank that i fucked on my basement couch while my brother was home
Thanks man for bringing that alcohol I totally got in Guoda's pants!
by Vinnysance October 28, 2011
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i rember

i want get but fucked cum will come up my noes
Hey at our family reunion do you want me to give you some i rember in the kitchen?
by cacko demon September 21, 2021
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Guito

Essentially the Italian version of the word nigger, a Guito is a type of gold wearing, spray tanning, cocky, conniving asshole Italian who thinks they are better than you just because they are Italian. Most derive from the New York and New Jersey area after their family arrived there on a boat, and most of which still to this day don’t have their legal papers.
“Hey bro, you see that orange mother fucker over there?”

“Yeah, are you talking about Anthony?”
“Yeah, I heard he owes this dude a bunch of money for coke and refuses to pay the dude back.”
“Wow that doesn’t surprise me at all, he’s a Guito! Just like his dad Doug!”
by Fargo January 19, 2020
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Salisbury Wiltshire

A small city in south west england which is crammed of BADMANS who think they are hard.

Most BADMANS hang out at the guild hall and smoke weed and play. They dont care about college and education as they are SALISBURY 2011 REPRESENTS. All they do is go to crap gigs and listen to crap music by 'I Met Nature' and 'Bury the Betrayer'
*in salisbury wiltshire*
Badman 1 (around 24) : yooo blud you got a quid i can nick for some baccy init?

Nerdy kid (around 10): no mr badman i dont.. do you not work?

Badman 2: yeah he does cuzzzyyyyyy he is lyk a FULL TIME BADMAN init.

Nerdy kid: you too are just salisbury fagss.. you probably suppport that i met nature band..

*BADMANS runs to the guild hall and tell all of his mosher friends to beat nerdy kid up :( *
by ryan spittle January 15, 2011
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Hot Coffee

An excuse for yuppies to drive their sporty cars and SUV's extremely slow in fast paced traffic, turning abruptly, or during acceleration on highways.
Sue: "That yuppie is going 15 under! The speed limit is 45!!! What's the deal?!?!"
Joe: "Hot coffee."
by Shy Kitten September 6, 2005
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swisscapaneseish

a person of swiss, scottish, japanese, and an assortment of other backgrounds.
Erina is one toasty swisscapaneseish hottie!
by omfgbbqsauce October 30, 2007
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Brande

Someone who is fun to be around VERY LOVING ,will make you laugh, is mysterious but so goofy when you get to know her …the vibe is truly comforting.. and if you don’t think she cares she do….
Him: your so fun to be around.
Her: Yup I’m a Brande.

Him: I love you Brande.
by Darius tagidale November 22, 2021
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