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fellatio

The proper term for, but not limited to: Dome, Brain, Face, Neck, Skully, Head, Cabeza, Hoover, Painting the pole, Sucking Cock, Blow Job, Throat, Deep Thoating, Chickenhead, Swallowing Kids, Birth Control, The HIgh Salute, Losing YOur Keys, Chode Chomping/Chomping Chode, 3rd Base, Polished, etc.
Naw i'm to tired to TAX and the games on, but how about some Fellatio?
by Sir Lopez June 6, 2005
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tank

A extra large poop; A poop that exceeds the size of a regular poop.
I have to tank right now!
Eww that tank is nastayy.
by adam February 28, 2005
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Sodium

A violent natural chemical ( Na ) which mixed with chlorine becomes sodium chloride, a.k.a salt. Sodium makes a small explosion with water as hydrogen interacts with the chemical compounds of sodium, and producing some Sodium Hydroxide ( NaOH )Sodium, also hydroscopic is a caustic substance, don't dream of dropping it on you. If you ever bought a small microscope it comes with a petrified sample of sodium. DO NOT EAT
Chemist Ed: Don't mix sodium with water without saftey!!

Dumbshit: Durr, let's put some sodium on our fries!
by CaptainWhiteyBoy December 15, 2006
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Nordic Alien

A beautiful friend from somewhere mysterious. All reports mention they dress in light blue and have features resembling (white) Scandinavians, but with some differences. They are reported to have something in general to do with the concept of basketball. The blue-suits are benefactors to Humanity.

However, if you see one with sickly features and no color in their skin, completely ignore it and leave the vicinity immediately. No species can always be born perfect and some of all sentient beings will choose betray their own due to the nature of free-will. Likely the cause of these diseased Nordic Aliens, is that they tried to make themselves cyborgs and thus traded their life-force for pseudo-immortality causing normal bloodflow and cellular regeneration to take a back-seat. There have been very few encounters with unfriendly Nordics, whereas there have been many more positive reports of intimate experiences with friendly healthy Nordics.
Alex: "Bro, why and how is that huge silver frisbee floating in mid air down by the schoolyard?"
Pete: "Oh, that's just my Nordic Alien stopping by to return the basketball she borrowed. Every few months she comes back to borrow my basketball, doing Hell knows what with it, but always returns it inflated and smelling like frankincense so it is ultimately a win-win situation for the both of us."
Alex: "Oh ok it all makes sense now"
by The Brickster August 19, 2018
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Luigi’s Nose Is Humungous

This is a true statement due to the character Luigi (from the Super Mario Bros game franchise) says nose all the time. In conclusion, Luigi’s nose is big.
Luigi: Pick my Jelly, Willy, NOSE! Luigi’s Nose is Humungous.
by Luigi’s big nose September 17, 2019
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Faht Sniffah

One who enjoys to breathe in the smell of gasses expelled when oneself or another person fahts. This form of the phrase "fart sniffer" is only used in the Boston area.
Hey look Chahlie! Rizzo is a faht sniffah! He's wicked queah.
by theoriginalfahtsniffah March 11, 2009
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