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Jamal

One bicycle loving, tall guy who is cool as fuck! Always good for a laugh and some company especially when there is a volleyball match involved.
Me: How did you handle your dissertation?
Jamal: I have been on a bike tour to Glasgow on the weekend and only got back to hand it in.
by Mica.Noise August 16, 2019
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Jewfrican

That dude celebrates Kwanza and Hanukah. He must be Jewfrican.
by kwanzakahman April 24, 2007
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Farther

Sneak over to Tanner's house in the middle of the day without him knowing and take a picture of his house.
Hey let's go farther today and peg his window with oranges.
by Marcius Firath March 3, 2011
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hawk

The word "hawk" is only word in the English language that is never capitalized. A hawk is an individual incapable of mercy. One who rejoices upon hearing of another persons sorrow. But more than not, the hawk is most often the one who caused such sorrows to occur.

A hawk thrives on victimizing at random. Those who have been victimized state things such as, "Attacking me is going to go down in history as the worst decision of your life!" or an attempt at reverse psychology, such as, "haha that was funny. Keep attacking me.", or a response from a true coward, "please leave me alone. I did nothing wrong."

Unbeknownst to the above victims, they have already lost the war. There is no defense against a hawk. There is no way to win against a hawk. For that matter, there is no way to defeat a hawk, or make a hawk surrender.

As all victims soon learn, a hawk does as a hawk pleases; the souls of the earth tremble at the sight of a hawk.

Though a hawk is usually a nomad, a hawk is rarely found in packs. When such circumstances occur, victims are often terrorized for an extended period or until submission. A group of hawks may circle a victims carcass for weeks, like sharks in a frenzy. The usual outcome is for the victim to submit fully, by trying to find out how to become a hawk. A victim who tries to become a hawk, is called a fawk, but are also called a flamingo.
That hawk just made our leader lick his boots.

I sure am glad I haven't run into a hawk.

The only hawk I ever knew way a bully.
by Buffalo Bill Hawk January 31, 2015
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Poop Butt

The kind of ass that looks very soggy in pants or jeans. Looks that the woman has taken a poo poo in her jeans or that her entire ass is made of soggy poo poo.
Oh, look over there, baby has got a poop butt.

I liked her, but did you see her ass, its fat and she has a poop butt.
by Rod Bernstein October 19, 2004
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stealth server

A service used to bypass Microsofts online secruity for RGH/JTAG users.
Use xbNetwork stealth server for the best free RGH/JTAG service.
by Kraz from xbOnline November 8, 2020
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Zhengism

A group of people that help see the world for people like Zheng
I saw the fireworks for Zheng because I believed in zhengism
by Vincent Chang July 4, 2018
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