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Noun: First Dick Syndrome - A very common situation where a female has a false sense of affection for a male with whom she has had sex with for the first time. Most of the time, the emotions are stronger when the female lost her virginity to that guy. (Sadly, the feelings aren't mutual).
Guy 1: "Man, that girl keeps telling me that she loves me after we had sex the other day! I didn't even know she was a virgin!"
Guy 2: "And she's been calling you all week. Definitely sounds like a case of FDS bruh."
Guy 2: "And she's been calling you all week. Definitely sounds like a case of FDS bruh."
by Tar Heel Chick August 11, 2008
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One position the female tongue sets in while masturbating ~
Warm wet lips lay parted as her tongue slightly quivers and moves in an anticipatory 'come hither' pointing/lapping motion while she fantasizes about a cock she yearns for teasing her mouth.
One position the female tongue sets in while masturbating ~
Warm wet lips lay parted as her tongue slightly quivers and moves in an anticipatory 'come hither' pointing/lapping motion while she fantasizes about a cock she yearns for teasing her mouth.
Girlfriend 1: "You are glowing girl, what did you do this afternoon?"
Girlfriend 2: " 'Laid Tongue', need I say more .... "
Girlfriend 2: " 'Laid Tongue', need I say more .... "
by Pebbles8 May 27, 2014
Get the laid tongue mug.This occurs in Green Bay at 3:30 AM when you get woken up by the hotel desk lady telling you that your boss has passed out with his dick out in the conference room.
"Hey Steve, did you here that Joe gave Andy a Green Bay Special?"
"Ugh, not again. Every time we come to Green Bay he gets piss drunk and whips it out for the desk chick."
"Ugh, not again. Every time we come to Green Bay he gets piss drunk and whips it out for the desk chick."
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