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the sexiest most amazing perverted man alive. any women in the presence of this man, with a range of 200 miles, will completely win over your girl and beat the shit out of you in an instant. nobody can fight a kadri
man 1: Im so scared of kadri... he beat the fuck outta me and took my girl.
man 2:i got my girl with me she will be fine hes probably a baby
girl: OMG kadri DADDY *faints**orgasms**dies from sexiness*
man 2:i got my girl with me she will be fine hes probably a baby
girl: OMG kadri DADDY *faints**orgasms**dies from sexiness*
by bigmankadri69 August 22, 2021
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A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion
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