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mp’s mother

Mother of MP. MP is the Mycareer guy in nba2k23
“I went to dinner with Mp’s mother last night

-Kendrick Perkins
by LeftFoots October 31, 2022
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giggle sex

The act of giggling with and whispering to your partner instead of doing anything that's actually sexual or romantic. May or may not include headbutting. Once in a great while a "gigglegasm" may be achieved, but this is rare. Faking a "gigglegasm" is also commonplace.
"It is very awkward when my roomate and her boyfriend have giggle sex while I'm in the room"
by The Gigglegasm Donor March 28, 2007
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Lexiepig

Lexie is the meaning of a perfect girlfriend

She have pretty brown eyes , white pure skin and the most beautiful curly hair.
Lexie will never know how pretty she is.
Loves videogames, always meets alot of ppl online even the creepy ones.
The best player can kill over 100 ppl in a game u can nvr win on her cus she is a queen.
Literally amazing and smart she is the ideal of a perfect gf.

Lexie Have alot of amazing dreams and u can nvr camper her to anyone she is exceptional, unique and weird.
she bring happiness to your world she is the best human in the world and u must be thankful for her existence.
She knows how to handle people and knows how to comfort you the best.

She is popular in social have millions of people in her snap queen of streaks.
She is healthy asf and she the best animal owners she cares about them and always love them.
Makes u regret not meeting her earlier.

if i was ever a guy i would have married her.
She loves pitball and nvr stop talking about it he really takes up almost all her time just talking about it which so lovely to hear seeing her just talking change up the whole mood and makes a person day.

Have a weird taste in guys and have over millions of crushes. All guys want her ( not to blame them ) can get what she wants and if she ever end up with a guy just know i will hunt u down even when im dead i will be just a ghost leaving a curse on u .
Lexie can be a master at catfishing once she is on it u will never know the real her.
Lexiepig is perfect wife material.
She always take care of her siblings she is literally the best sister ever she is the perfect mom her kids will be so lucky to have her.
Lexie shine as the moon she blind u by her pretty face and perfect personality she is the best friend in the whole world she will take care of u without hesitation and help you when you need help .
All guys wanting her is a true rumour.

Guy.1: you won’t believe who i was playin with

Guy.2: pff who lexie?

Guy1.: yessssss i did

Guy.2: no way your just lying u expect me to believe that

Guy1: i swear i played with her

Guy2 WDYM HOW GET ME IN THE GAME NOW

Guy1: too late she already left

Guy2: shit i wished i was there playin with her is like a golden ticket

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Gurl.1: omg did u see her

Gurl.2: oh yesss she is like the best player

Gurl.3: who is she?

Gurl.1.2: YOU DONT KNOW HER?!

Gurl.3: is it a bad thing?

Gurl1.2: ofc it is how can u not know her she is the best player she literally just wins as she breath

Gurl.3: omg i wish she can teach me

Gurl.1.2: get in line gurl everyone wants to learn from her

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Guy.1: did u see that

Guy.2: who

Guy.1: that girl with brown eye at the casher she was buying stuff

Guy.2: was she pretty?

Guy.1: she is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in my whole life

Guy.2: omg is that her

*lexie walks by*

Guy.1: yup that her~

Guy.2: do u think i have a chance?

Guy.1: dude ur way out of her reach
by Wajedie February 22, 2022
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the plastics

oh, look whose coming. its the plastics !
by ratchetthot July 22, 2016
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counterion

An ion having a charge opposite of the substance with which it is associated.
We find that the condensed counterions introduce charge fluctuations along the length of the rods that give rise to attractive interactions, in quantitative agreement with recent simulations.
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What up wit dat basackwards ion homes? Oh, it's just a counterion.
by The Jive Chemist May 14, 2005
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Reginity

The process of having ones virginity "grow back" after not engaging in sexual activity in so long.
I think im going through reginity. Its been 6 months!
by David Summers June 1, 2014
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feed the chicken

A funky greeting of sorts.

Extend your palm open and to the air and, ask your friend to "feed the chicken"
The friend should bring all the tips of their fingers together, and gently peck at your palm..three or four times.

then feed your own chicken in return.
That track killed man..... "feed the chicken"....you heard me feed the chicken! (see above)
by Rob Halpin September 17, 2008
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