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red check

Similar to getting a buck fifty it roughly means getting cut with a blade to your face resulting in 150 stitches and giving off the red check
I left em wit a buck fifty red check for messing with the wrong nigga
by Mrbuckfiddy May 11, 2016
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Mac Attack

The sudden and intense craving for a Big Mac from McDonalds.
I'm having a huge Mac Attack right now.
by briren08 November 30, 2010
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linty

quality relating to lint. i.e the puffy things left on clothes after being washed
man your jacket is so linty go use a lint roller on it or something
by suiseinomajo August 20, 2025
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No one is coming to save yo

Oooooh! Oh! I don't exist! Ok. That's not the most solipsistic shit I've ever heard in my life! A higher plane of existence you say? Really!? Wooooow! I didn't know that! I didn't know that I existed on a high plane and therefore have already been saved... Neat! Yeah, see the same people who are saying that also want to use me as manpower to save America and the institutions and the Palestinians... So... How does that work? You're not going to save me but you need me to let you pretend to win an argument about whether or not your kids should be shielded from the vague awareness of the existence of things literally. The sheer sight of a drag queen will is going to shatter your kids mind... So I have to let you legislate against that guy wearing things... To save your kids from wrong think... Because if they see a gay they are going tooooo... Do something? Get molested? I gotta go along with your incest cult or the other incest cult is gonna get me... Not me, but rather, your daughter is going to have to not be a filth slut or I'll be allow to throw rocks at her? That's the thing that we need to rally together to save you from?
A solipsist "No one is coming to save you."

Hym "Do it or I'll murder a kid."

Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"

Hym "Ha! I don't see a problem with that so..."

Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"

Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"

Solipsist "Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his family in my basement!"

Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."

Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"

Hym "You don't. Your kids don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"

Solipsist "My daughter is not a poop!"

Hym "She's a poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."

Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"

Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
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furries

people who fuck with animal suits on and have holes for the dick to go in and come out
WOW those furries are really going at it
by Gaunjaking16 March 16, 2010
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sadaiah

a very , hot , mixed smart girl
sadaiah ( a name)
by ya mother granny December 14, 2021
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phone stamina

How many times you let the phone ring before you pick it up.
Here are the ratings for it
(how many times you let the phone ring)->(event)

1-> you are very insecure
2-> 2 is your lucky number
3-> you are waiting for callers ID
4-> you like to let it ring a while
5-> you have trouble finding the phone
6-> you think its cool to let the answering machine pick it up
yo man, my girls phone stamina is like a 6, she hardly picks up
by cyberphunkisms April 18, 2006
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