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King Flumerfelt

A man that was blessed by the orgasm God's.. he gives orgasms to women so intense it sometimes kills them out of sheer pleasure..

Damn that guy's King Flumerfelt!
That girl looks like she just had a King Flumerfelt?

by Pussy samurai February 20, 2023

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fly under the radar

To act sneaky and secretly without other peoples know about it. To act furtively.

Guy 1 - Have you seen those news about the mobsters of L.A.?
Guy 2 - Oh yes, I have. They were finally discovered, working undergrounds.
Guy 1 - Haha, they were flying under the radar of our city police, but sooner or later they would be found.
Guy 2 - To fly under the radar is no easy deal, here in L.A. ... One hour or other they catch you.

by linkc007 August 1, 2016

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Cougar Mange

This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with gray roots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!

Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!

Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!

by kellybex December 14, 2009

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CondonTreasure

Opposite of KPMG.
A fun, friendly accounting place where everybody hugs each other.

I love coming to work each day at CondonTreasure, it is a ConstantPleasure.

by Hap P Employee June 17, 2008

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pussy

a cat.
something i will never get to put a cucumber in front of.

person 1: ayo my pussy is wet
person 2: wanna like fuck
person 1: no i meant my caT!!!!!!!

by The Clown Man May 31, 2021

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The Lockpick

When you are doing missionary, you insert your finger into her bum and can feel both your penis and the finger against each other to find the sweet-spot, like a lockpick.

I was doing missionary with Alissa the other night and did the lockpick. Gotta say, shit was tight.

by Thad Thundercock November 8, 2020

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