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A professional football team that has super-human and invincible abilities in the regular season, but once the calendar hits January, the entire team is inflicted with a form of mental retardation that includes using your head to attack another player,thinking you are a soccer player and kicking red flags thrown on the field, missing kicks that a paraplegic could make, running up the middle for half a yard every 1st down, and any time type of choking known to man.

So much choking occurs at Qualcomm Stadium in January that a prostitute would laugh. Many health organizations no longer teach the Heimlich Maneuver, but rather, the Kaeding Remover. Supporting this team is comparable to supporting the local drug dealer.

Defines an unfortunate coincidence

Radioactive particles emitted from a homosexual male that makes other straight guys in proximity uneasy. Gaydiaton can also pass through television, and the most common forms of Gaydioactive T.V. shows are the High School Musical series.
Overexposure of gaydiation can lead to death, or even worse, Gayness.

(also: dickbomb)
A shot of Jameson whiskey chased with a shot of Jagermeister. Beer chaser optional.

Named after the argumentative and hostile attitude displayed by the drinker shortly after.

Distant cousin of the "jagerbomb"

something that is bad

To text while pooping.