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Dickmatized

A state of mind woman get to after being utterly and totally charmed by a highly skilled love maker. Where the craveing for more isnt unlike a drug addict.

Friend 1 "So how did your date go last night?"
answer " I fucking "dickmatized" her ass!"

by ibpsycho2 September 7, 2011

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bitskin

also known as gouch

the bit of skin between your balls and poo hole

geoff found some cling ons on his "bitskin" hairs

by Martin Goodie November 17, 2006

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Quarantitties

During the Covid-19 outbreak in 2020- when a girl in self-quarantine sends a guy a tit pics.

Yo- this girl with Corona let me see her quarantitties.

by JT Fett March 29, 2020

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Dumbrella

A dumbrella is an crappy umbrella that does a shit job of keeping you dry. It easily gets blown in the wrong direction by wind.

My umbrella was working fine for a brief minute until a little gust of wind turned it into a dumbrella.

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

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To dump salt upon, usually unnoticed. While sitting at a restaurant, one 'salts' a person next to them by grabbing the salt shaker and quietly pouring salt on their lap until the victim notices. When the victim discovers that they have been salted, the one who salted them usually shouts "HAHA! SALTED!"

John: Sally, what are you...?
Sally: Shhh! I'm salting Susan. *pouring salt on Susan's lap*
Susan: HEY!
Sally: HAHA! SALTED!

by Saltyman February 17, 2010

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