Urban Dictionary

a person who is the last one to dye their hair but still thinks she was the first one.

When something unintentionally goes wrong that isn't trivial or earth shattering. A shitty situation that can be humorous.

THe most disgusting guy around. His head literally has a million zits. Rumors say that he uses the same toothbrush to clean his toilet.

a reverse blumpkin; the act of a woman performing fellatio while defacating

A Mountain Destroyer

The Act of leaving Ones life force by “forgetting” or purposely leaving an object in your home. Thus providing the person a reason to remain in your life. Just like Voldemort stashes his life force in random places making him difficult to get rid of.

A straight flop. Got a BBL and box braids and thought she was the shit but the joke is she is literally just shit.