Urban Dictionary

The best person of all time. Always sexy. If you ever meet an Evan he will be the sexiest and hottest person you will ever meet

a brand of cereal. and a magazine

say you swear

Consuming large quantities of computer resources when running a web 2.0 style application. These resources may be memory, hard drive space, and commonly bandwidth due to "chatty" service calls.

Latins are very hot and mostly have a firm penis that will tickle you to death. Also Latins are usually very short and some times only grow to be 5’6

A. Slang for 1990s Georgia heroin that was known for being sweet and rubbed on the gums or tongue

B. A song by Harry styles

1. An overzealous doucher with a knack for almost nothing in life. Blake can be found at your local beach pretending to surf and giving random guys "the nod." In his free time he loves to read books and watch pornographic films that contain only male characters. Also has MILF-like mother who loves to give his friends dirty looks and wear scantily clad clothing in their presence. Blake's nickname (Blakeus Arealius) is also oxymoronic as he is rated one of the most unreal people alive. May also be diagnosed with a slight degree of down-syndrome.

2. See also Douche Bag

Synonyms: Tool, Ass, Homo

Antonyms: Chill, Scott, Super