Urban Dictionary

the sexiest most amazing perverted man alive. any women in the presence of this man, with a range of 200 miles, will completely win over your girl and beat the shit out of you in an instant. nobody can fight a kadri

When youre classy to a fault but at times you are too wild and blunt. Prime example. Seth Barnhart

Created on Saturday June 11, 2011 a "wake n jenk" involves pooping in a jar/bottle throughout the day then placing a balloon over it before bed. Then upon waking, removing the balloon and inhaling the contents to obtain hallucinogenic effects.

Electronic Tender Love and Care, when you can't be there in person, when you have to "kiss me through the phone," when web-caming will have to do, I give you eTLC because I care, electronically.

Slang for a woman's asshole, particularly of a woman that likes rimming

The act of a female giving herself a shocker! (Two in the pink, one in the stink)

A way of spicing up your basic daily masturbation for a special occasion

he is a brilliant young man with a lot of potential, and goes for his goals. people often see him as a living calculator because of his good memory and fast brain. he also frequently appears as a professor.