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feltch whore

1. A vile, disgusting freak who obsesses day and night about cramming gerbils up their ass.
2. The lowest form of prostitute, willing to suck all the cum, shit, blood, and dead gerbils out of an other's ass. Or have these acts done to them.
1. I saw Trooper Davie again today, standing outside the pet shop. He was staring longingly at the gerbils, all the while playing with a paper towel tube. That guy is such a feltch whore!
2. On his down time, Trooper Davie stands on street corners selling himself as a feltch whore. As nobody was buying, he offers his services free of charge.
by Greg the Angry Pole December 24, 2007
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beagle

a true hustler. he hunts fish down and retrieves them cuz thats where the food is at.
yo what up beagle, what the bank statements today?
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jitmongkonkul

Somone who is interested in women with red hair, has their name related to food, and have big breasts.
Bobby is such a jitmongkonkul.

Quit being a jitmongkonkul.
by Bob Stuffer January 18, 2007
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Chaguckle

the dumb giggle/chuckle belted by one (usually during a moment of silence) when they think of something really funny in their heads and everyone gives them that weird look
Aw man, I felt so dumb after i thought about last Tuesday and let out a chaguckle...

Dude!!! I remembered when I walked in on your sister taking a huge, stinky ass dump and it made me chaguckle! I turned bright red and wet my pants when the whole church congregation stared at me during silent prayer.....
by NaaastyNaaate October 21, 2010
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MUD

Acronym for Multi User Dungeon.
A text based online multiplayer game format dating back to the early days of the internet, several still popular today.
Have you created a charachter on the MUD yet?
I was up all night mudding online.
by .Justaguy November 5, 2016
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iBattle

When two people disagree about something and both start googling about it using each one´s iPhone.
Guy1: "you´re wrong"
Guy2: "i can prove you!" (and starts using his iPhone)
Guy1: "iBattle!!" (and pop´s out his iPhone)
by lemonvodk April 14, 2010
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butterpoops

The end product of a gastro-intestinal or digestive complication due to the intake of excess butter.

Moderate to extreme loose stool.
Alan spent a long time in the bathroom due to the onset of butterpoops, caused by the excessively buttery brownies.
by TMT75 January 10, 2009
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