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Checknut

When you've busted a nut too many times and the human version of the check engine light comes on.
My checknut light came on after I was smashing all night.
by LohanNebula October 24, 2020
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Cockold

Cockold- Mr savage has a wife that will blow any guy. She is a whore and he is a savage cockhold.
by Drummers gal May 23, 2016
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paris hilton

an ugly bitch whos nose is seriously fuCKed up and is only famous for bein a spoilt rich kid.
Jay: paris hiltons nose is fuCKed up bad coz shes been snortin too many keys of coke.
Me: yup coz shes a spoilt rich bitch who can afford tons of that shit so no worries bout that bitch.
by PIRU_Kid April 6, 2008
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Zeger

A real life history nerd. Looks funny at first, but ultimatly only spends his time tryharding shooter games and fucking up school. He has a huge shlong though.
Girl 1: Zeger looks like he's pretty funny right?
Girl 2: He's a gamer with a huge penis, I'd smash.
by Anoniempje2534 November 25, 2021
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LegendaryEv

LegendaryEv is an American youtuber, and is Primarily Known for Minecraft videos, he is known to be a "mute" or rarely ever talk in a voice channel. He is known online to have a Cute Voice
LegendaryEv is a amazing Youtuber
by LegendaryEv May 17, 2021
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paramore

over-rated band is over rated, cliched none the less, no progression or any musical talent whatsoever. A true musician would stab his own eyes out with acid dipped rustic nails then sit through a whole show. I as me myself the one who is posting this very definition, would rather be rapped by a donkey dick in the ear then listen to this pile of sacrilegious failure. There like the sharp pain of diarrhea in unison with a power drill ripping away what was once an anus. If there was an all powerful all knowing loving caring god and if that god frowned there would be this putrid pop idol group in his sight and mind.
Johny: There is not enough paper in the world to properly explain the hatred i feel for this pop-group sensation that is paramore.

Appleseed: cool story bro
by moses44544 January 21, 2009
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12aw Instinct

A fat little creature that tends to imitate and copy what it sees (mostly videos on the Internet). It also makes promises that it never keeps, and just basically screws other creatures over.
"(2 days ago) smellyf1sh uploaded 'Very Underused Gun-G26'"

"(1 day ago) 12aw Instinct uploaded 'Most Underated Weapon? G36'"
by Archmage227 December 8, 2012
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