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shmem

a person who is the last one to dye their hair but still thinks she was the first one.
"I cannot believe that bitch just copied my hair...shes such a fucking shmem"
by emma paige sullivan January 21, 2009
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Bonerjam

When something unintentionally goes wrong that isn't trivial or earth shattering. A shitty situation that can be humorous.
Larry: "After Ben nailed that nasty chick on Halloween he locked her out of his room forcing Ed to share his bed with her for the night..."
Jeff: "Bonerjam, dude."
by Summit Brother December 9, 2008
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Alex

THe most disgusting guy around. His head literally has a million zits. Rumors say that he uses the same toothbrush to clean his toilet.
What an alex he is.
by bobby 31 October 2, 2020
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Mo J

a reverse blumpkin; the act of a woman performing fellatio while defacating
After dinner, my girlfriend and I returned to my apartment where i demanded a Mo J. She abided.
by Baby Fucker January 7, 2009
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Kaela69

We need Kaela69
by anonymous January 6, 2023
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Horcrux

The Act of leaving Ones life force by “forgetting” or purposely leaving an object in your home. Thus providing the person a reason to remain in your life. Just like Voldemort stashes his life force in random places making him difficult to get rid of.
Don’t you hate when someone leaves their horcrux at your place as an excuse to see you!
by Sildeyuir July 25, 2019
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Malu Trevehoe

A straight flop. Got a BBL and box braids and thought she was the shit but the joke is she is literally just shit.
Malu Trevehoe: nigga nigga nigga
Normal Person: u wanna be black so bad
Malu Dick Riders: UR JUST MAD MALU’S BETTER THAN U!!!1!1!1!
by tiktok daddy August 16, 2022
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