Urban Dictionary

A storm surge is when a concept is so stupid it actually baffles the intelligent due to its egregious stupidity.

A person who commits many crimes or does bad things. A crimer is generally a bad person.

A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.

x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY

x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener

As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.

A feeling of not being up to full potential, up to par, not feeling like oneself.

A silly little phrase for the kids with absolutely no rizz.
(People who say this love camouflage and starting problems.)

The full-of-himself webmaster of www.adultswimunleashed.com who thinks he's Jesus. Also "Geto".

A term for a car that is usually older and was once good/cool however time and the elements have rusted it to hell and the owner doesn't know it or denies it.