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tweezers

Verb (Metaphor): When someone has a dick so small that his hands are too big to properly masturbate it. "Tweezers" refers to action of masturbating such a penis with tweezers.
Pat has claimed to have a penis that was 10 inches long but in reality it was 10 millimeters. No wonder he takes tweezers every time he showers.
by skyboy September 21, 2005
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Dalle

Dalle is a fucking legend. Funniest person on earth and everyone loves Dalle. Dalle is really kind and nice to everyone and is very sexy and have cool clothes. Dalle likes Coop and to party and hates maths. Dalle makes really good jokes and laughs all the time and you will think that Dalle is really funny. Dalle also has a cool car that is purple that drives really fast. Dalle is also from a cool place called Brännberg and that is a place where legends are born. Dalle is king and everyone should treat Dalle like king and give Dalle free drinks.
”Omg is thats a really cool girl”
”Yeah, its Dalle our fucking king”
by QueenD_00 November 23, 2021
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instagram

That bearded fellow in the flannel with the expensive coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.
by niklj November 20, 2020
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Cleaning the BBQ

An excuse to use when you are embarrassed to tell your friends that you are banging an ugly broad.
"Hey so what is Chuck up to tonight??"..."He can't make it, he said he was cleaning the bbq"... "So he's fucking that fat chick again"... "Yup"
by livewithothersnice September 29, 2009
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30-Year-Old Boy

Person 1: Do you know what a 30-Year-Old Boy is?
Person 2: Yeah, it's the same as a Ten-Year-Old Man. You should look up Ten-Year-Old Man.
by MastaRoe March 21, 2011
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Cowboy

Something you call someone when you want to do sexual acts with them.
"Wow Cowboy, that was impressive!"
by wow.2349.wow April 28, 2023
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