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stalagtoot

A formation created over time in one's underwear from a series of wet farts.
Dude why are you leaving?
I've grown a huge stalagtoot in my boxers and now I need to scrape it out.
by rygoly December 22, 2013
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Vomitten

German origin, what happens to your stuff when you throw up on it: use paper for best results
I'm sorry friend, i'm just not feeling well tonight. I've got alot going on as usual and I think I ate some bad random chicken. In any case, your weekly data usage reports for tomorrow's presentations have become vomitten. Sorry, I'm gonna throw up.
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poo toucher

A poo toucher is a person who likes to touch male poo his erect penis while it is still in the owners ass.

ps.. They are sick fucks
see sick fuck
some cory kid from sparwood likes to touch his volleyball playing friends poo with his penis
by recktum November 4, 2004
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Sucsexless.

When u achieve no sexual luck or have no sex life.
"Hows your sex life Tim"
"Sucsexless, how did it go with that nurse last night"
"Same Sucsexless."
by Elliott Lupson March 10, 2009
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Fatty McFuckhead

‘Fatty McFuckhead’ is a term created by friendlyjordies to defame or correctly state the horror known as Clive Palmer, a mining tycoon who is disgustingly rich, slobby, has a wife who is twenty years younger than him and he also is an avid Trump supporter. Kill this man now, the TimsTams aren’t enough.
friendlyjordies: Clive Palmer is a Fatty McFuckhead
The Whole World: Amen!
by Willybumweetoe May 24, 2022
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foggy goggles

This is another sexual act that is similar to "snowballing." A female partner performs oral sex on her male friend and pretends to swallow his semen. When he is least expecting it she spits it back into his eyes and he then has "foggy goggles."
He was being selfish so I gave him some foggy goggles.
by jane April 25, 2003
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Clock with no hands

by Cmoore13 July 17, 2009
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