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When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!
by VomitCock May 26, 2017
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2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
Typical College Girl: Professor, can you tell me what's going to be on the test?
Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.
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Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?
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Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?
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by im so damn bored June 3, 2011
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2. A Reality TV show in the future that partners C-list celebrities with professional porn stars. Each week, they'd do a different position and be judged by three judges. The audience at home would then call in to vote for the couple that had the best performance of that intercourse position. Kind of like Dancing with the Stars.
2. A Reality TV show in the future that partners C-list celebrities with professional porn stars. Each week, they'd do a different position and be judged by three judges. The audience at home would then call in to vote for the couple that had the best performance of that intercourse position. Kind of like Dancing with the Stars.
1a. Kevin Federline was definitely fucking with the stars.
1b. Flavor Flav just found out that Bee-Ex was fucking with the stars.
2. Fucking with the Stars will debut on HBO 5 years from today.
1b. Flavor Flav just found out that Bee-Ex was fucking with the stars.
2. Fucking with the Stars will debut on HBO 5 years from today.
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