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heller miss

To miss the vein while shooting up dope i.e meth or heroin causing a knot

I was shooting last might and i had a heller miss

by SlyBry1205 May 31, 2018

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prangelina

When someone whoes name starts with the letters "PRA" likes a girl who looks like or has qualities of Angelina Jolie, (big lips). Lara Croft look-a-likes are acceptable to.

whoa prangelina makes a good couple

by vikramvijBBinthekitchen October 31, 2011

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It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

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Wonder Woman

Batman's number one horny bitch.

Flash: Yo Dawg, how was yer night?
Bats: Me and Wonder Woman had a little game of 'One on One'.
Flash: Dude, she is so yer bitch!
Bats: My horny bitch!

by Kouga's bitch July 20, 2008

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BlisterJuice

Blisterjuice - Referring to the pus inside a blister when it is squeezed it oozes out and is sick.

Chris: eww, I popped my blister and all the blisterjuice is coming out..
Sophie: stop your making me gag
Chris: ITS EVERYWHERE!
Sophie: *throws up*

by Sophanator May 15, 2007

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fair crack of the whip

Australian colonial term meaning to give someone a fair chance or cut them a break.

Probably derived from when the original convict Australians were whipped with a "cat o nine tail" for any old indiscretion whether deserved or not...

Woman: Get out of my bed!
Man: Why?
Woman: Because you are not performing to my expectations softy!
Man: Fair crack of the whip! I'm drunk! ....Mumble mumble... Crazy Sheila.....

by Pertinentsnsuch February 14, 2014

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