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Vanilla Unicorn

The name of the strip club in GTA 5.
Imma go to the vanilla unicorn tonight.
by A country Motherfucker March 15, 2019
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love

A feeling that makes you want to write out a long winded explanation, despite the fact that other users have already written 500.
Love, is that feeling you get, where you think about ur gf 24/7, etc. FOR HALF A PAGE
by ribley October 17, 2008
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Chocolate Claw Machine

The Chocolate Claw Machine is when after a long day and your feet are sweaty, and they smell like absolute shit, so you take a shit and get your stinky toes and grab your poop like a claw machine, then you take your stinky sweaty shit mangled foot and take a big old whiff.
Man that guy smells horrible
Did you hear? He Gave himself the nastiest Chocolate Claw Machine last night
...dont flush your toilet tommorrow
by anonymous May 18, 2024
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fat man sounds

The sounds one typically associates with a fat man. The 'daaaaaah' of sitting in or the 'hrrrrrnnngh' that accompanies the getting up from a chair for example.

All fat man exertions come complete with a fat man sound.
You're so chunky now you make the fat man sounds and don't even realise it!!
by renstar July 9, 2015
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A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis
Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.
by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018
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Phoebe

A bitch ass whore who’s rude and has a emo boyfriend and controls people, the name Phoebe resembles an ant and we will step on them to protect us from Phoebe ‘s
Phoebe: “Look at the new iphone my mum got me, she didn’t get me the right colour, ugh”
by little pony girl 1234 December 29, 2019
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Anal Flap

A small flap of skin that covers the tip of the anal opening. It protects the anus from infections and raging pedophiles. Some religious sects, especially Orthodox Jews often have these removed much like the practice of circumcision.
Josh Williams has very tiny anal flaps.
by joshretarded July 26, 2010
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