Urban Dictionary

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference

A term for an unattractive female soldier who receives male attention because she is the best of the limited options available, and who then begins to believe she is actually special and desirable

Slang term for a black person.

It's an alternate to spear chucker.

to use when you have run out of words that rhyme with nudge

NW. DC slang for head or dome , blow job.

The sad day that Papa Franku died leaving Pink Guy with 'Francis of the Filth' which would later be regarded as 'Bible 2.0'

A term used to refer to a co-worker that is always asking you to give him credit for your work or achievements. He or she does so in order to insure that they receive maximum praise or reward. The request is often positioned under the guise that the person just needs one more item to get a reward.

The term has its origin in the fact that the requester is seeking a cushion to insure that they hit their goal.