Urban Dictionary

A very nonchalant girl

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Although the government does many things that are unnecessary and only work towards the inconvenience of the general population, I can assure you, society would not function without it.

A cynic is a typically jaundiced person who has the rare ability to be able to see through common belief and see the truth and faults in today's society. Cynics are non-believers and do not conform, and have no interest whatsoever, in conforming to everyday society.
Cynics are usually disliked for their jaded and negative views on the way the world runs, and often beleive that the world runs according to selfishness and is driven my greed and money.

IN THIS PROCESS U WILL SEPARATE THE PARTICLES OF A TANGELLO TO GET THE JUICE FROM IT'S TANGERINE AND ORANGE


A tangello is the friut that is half orange and half tangerine, im sure everyones had one.

1. Take one tangello and cut it into two halves. Place your two halves on front of you on a flat surface. (table, desk, ironing board, etc.)

2. take a sterylized eye dropper. (TO STERYLYZE: take a clean tissue and pour some rubbing alcohol onto it, carefull not to use to to much, and wipe the eyedropper with it.

3. Fill one half cup with vinegar and mix it with 3 tsp. of salt. put this cup to the side, for now.

4. Stick the eye dropper about 2 inches into the tangello. Then empty the juice from the eyedropper into a cup. Repeat, and empty the juice into a different cup. label one cup orange and the other tangerine.

5. Fill the eye dropper up halfway with the vinegar and pour it into one of the glasses of tangello juice. Stir it, and this one is now the juice of the an orange.

6. Clean out the eye dropper. This time, fill it half way with vinegar and SUGAR. NOw pour it into the other glass, and stir. It is now the juice of a tangerine.


THIS IS ALL TRUE AND SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN. IT IS SAFE TO DRINK FROM BOTH GLASSES. Did you have fun?

The act of shaking ones jowls like a comedian doing a bad Richard M. Nixon impression while going down on a woman. Usually accompanied by the words "I am not a crook" or just a sound resembling "Bhudaubuhadbuhadbuhadbuhadbuhadbuhad"

The darkest day in mankind history. Forced to pick the gold that grew from the sacred Mongolian tree, Mongolians rushed to be the first to gather the sweet nectar bars of currency. As ladders did not exist, people were flung via catapults in order to rach the branches. The success rate of hitting the tree and avoiding a plummenting splatty death was .01%. The lucky few who made it on to the trees would be poked to death by the waiting Mongolians' sticks and cell phones. Only man mongonlian participating survived the battle, Sum yung-mahn, received the 75 gold bars the tree possessed, and then proceeded to burn down the tree with a box of matches, perventing others from returning for a second gold growing. Since gold grows on Trees and is not a mineral, it would take rare gold seeds to replenish the source years later. When Sum tried to cash in his effort, he was shcoked to find that Mongolia has just be taken off the gold standard. Now holding useless bars of tree metal, Sum Yung-mahn was a poor broken man. He lated invented Buddism.