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waffles and pancakes

waffles and pancakes (wap) is a well known song soon to be edited by kids bop. this song will also be listened to by the children of the karens.
“i need to speak to the manager please”
“ma’am your windows are rolled down ur kids can hear u”
“they can’t hear me because they are listening to waffles and pancakes by kidz bop”
by shrekshairytoes October 25, 2020
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rizz goblin

to be able to pull hella hoes with no green
"Emilio once turned into a rizz goblin and fuqqed all them hoes."
by Kanye THE south December 13, 2022
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BJK

by lla December 7, 2004
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Treebush

A large bushy tree with tightly packed leaves and very thick foliage.
Look, that squirrel is in a treebush, he has disappeared into the thick bushy leaves.
by To the Rick! September 5, 2020
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rumplestelskin

A rumblestelskin is the worst type of fart for not only the potency in which it smells, but how loud it sounds. It can be accompanied by a shit stain in the the underwear, that cannot be removed by bleech. When you enter a public area and fart while standing still it will take only 3 seconds for it to reach the person beside you or for you to smell your own brew, and by that time the person beside you would have already ran away as it sounds like fog horn that can literally stop 200 loud people at a wedding, or at a Rammstein concert. When walking and farting one out, it will have less sound, but trail your fart for about 7 or 8 meters than disapate. Long term rumplestelskins can lead to having no friends, the death of a relative, or family pet. You may find dead birds outside your house, and that all your neighbors have moved away. Loosing your job is also very common. Eventually you'll commit suicide.
(Cabbage boy):"People can't stop running away from me, and think I shit my pants all the time."

(friend at a distance):"Well you smell like the tarry nutty Pepto Bismal laced shits I spray into the toilet after I eat four jars of chunky Skippy, and drink 18 cans of Pepsi. You need to see a Gastrologist."

(Cabbage Boy):"I did and he told me I need a colonoscopy next week. Its so bad that I needed to used tomato juice on my Jockey Sport briefs, and a new pair of Levi's.

(friend at a distance):"Sounds to me like you have a bad case of rumplestelskin."
by I'll fart on your mom. July 28, 2008
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Discord mod

A 30+ Year Old man That Watches Highschool DxD and Doesn't allow memes in general And That also 400lbs or 300lbs (181kg or 136kg)
His Kitten: "uwu i- i love you"

Discord Mod: "send nudes my little kitten" 🤓
by IdkIlikecats May 22, 2022
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melanio

He has cancer and crippling deppresion he also calls people hoes and the laughs because he big gay.
Melanio is big gay.
by Gdhdncnjxndbd September 14, 2018
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