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porkfolio

- Your collection of women you've porked much like that of an artist with thier portfolio
- Usually kept in your mind not an actual object

As you can see from my credentials in my porkfolio i am more than qualified to bang you

by Bud Time June 24, 2006

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Yangsing

1. Noun - One eats extreme amounts of rice
2. Noun - FOB
3. Verb - To sexually fondle a person
4. Adjective - Female sexual magnet

1. He ate right Rice like a Yangsing.
4. The ladies flock to him like a Yang.

by Yang January 22, 2003

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a caring girl whose main interest is finishing her homework as soon as possible. most of the time, she can be referred to as "clown" due to the fact that she falls for guys at an incredibly fast rate.

I'm going to pull a davan and finish all the assignments given, even if it's due next year.

by barkbarkbitch November 22, 2021

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Larri

The best youtuber. He is so funny

Do you watch Larri??
YES he is the best!!

by SarahHi May 16, 2018

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gay vampires

secret code for steve sanislo and his butt buddy jeff fucking in a bath tub while watching blade 2

look at steve and jeff go at it

by max December 9, 2004

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tipsy

The horrible song by rapper J-kwon where he butchers the English language worse than the Cingular customer service rep in India who spoke no English and tried to help me with a problem with my phone.

"Errbody in da clup get tipsy!" is an even worse bastardization of the English language than "Elo dank u fo calin cinglar mah naem is mohamed al jabbafoofumullahaallahjihad ho can I heelp u toda?"

by ihaterap August 29, 2005

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