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Tennis Bum

someone who travels in a pack, is extremely lazy off the court, likes to fuck around, and plays tennis a lot. Daily routine is wake up, check social networks, play tennis, eat out, then troll in hotspots like a mall.
YO duuude you're such a tennis bum all you do is play tennis and eat.
by Hason Wung August 12, 2011
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Dreveckyitus

Giddiness, happy, fun times filled with hallucinations of what you believe is there but really isn’t
My girlfriend and I went on a drive into the mountains, where she has never been. As I was showing her things, she looks ahead about a quarter of a mile and says, “What kind of rock is that shiny rock?”. I turned my head and look at her and say, “Water”
What it was was melting snow off of the mountains in Idaho above Lowman, Idaho. We were headed to Stanley to show her the sawtooth mountains. A beautiful place. She was so excited she thought she had discovered another type of rock. I am now submitting that. “ shiny rock” to the state of Idaho as the new state Rock. Keep an eye on Jeopardy as it will be a question in the Rock category. The question will be, “What Causes you to hallucinate on Highway 21 in the state of Idaho on your way to Stanley?” The answer isdreveckyitus
by Kmorgan033270 May 4, 2024
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Tatum

The most beautiful girl in the world.

The craziest girl in the world.

She has the potential to be the best girlfriend in the whole universe but if you break her heart she'll blow up your house with a petrol bomb.

She is one of those girls that looks innocent but is extremely freaky.
Phil: Dude, You and Tatum have something special.

Josh: Yeah man, we had our ups and downs, she blew up my house once, but I love her.
by Grandpa Howard May 16, 2019
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Evie

Evie is a very intelligent woman and is very friendly. She is very beautiful and has the softest lips. She spends most if her time listening to her favourite band. She gets along with a lot of people, especially boys, but she gets the occasional boyfriend. Evie is a wonderful person who cares for everyone, she especially cares for creatures. Evie is a big fan of creatures, like cats, and woodlouses... Evie will be the mot amazing person you will ever meet, and she will always be your mind.
Evie just went to her favourite bands concert.
by Jack stanzarera November 5, 2013
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Halfsie

Most usually (East coast), any person with any type of shine (black) in them.
Hey Gino, that new kid looks awfully tan. You think he is a halfsie? Antnee, you know his moms a shine, he’s a halfsie for sure.
by Joe bananas August 18, 2021
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YGBFFM

You Gotta Be Fist Fucking Me

Yet a more vulgar, but none the less appropriate, expression of the phrase “Are you kidding me?”

Used when the recipient may mistake the rhetorical “Are you shitting me?” question as requiring an answer.

Generally reserved for situations in which the person uttering the phrase is completely discombobulated, or when flabbergasted due to the repeated demonstration of stupidity or ineptness by others.

Easily shortened to YGBFFM for texting purposes, or when uttering the phrase would have a negative impact to your HR file.
Coworker 1: “The IT department deleted all the files again.”
Coworker 2: “YGBFFM!”
by samuraistan November 16, 2011
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Rausch

The lewd and vicious act of crop dusting your coworkers. Targets have been known to include, but are certainly not limited to, cubicles, closed offices, and conference rooms.
Dude, come smell this... I think Suzie just rausched the shit out of my cube!
by Jonathan Rasheed Doe October 20, 2007
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