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Ja’Mez

Ja’Mez is an amazing person by default. (Honestly making an definition is not good enough for this name) He’s the guy your girlfriends/wives be flirting with at work. He always smelling good and he can dress. He if not the sexiest man alive; he’s definitely the 2nd. Beautiful skin, pretty teeth, a beard that make you look twice because how beautiful it is. He’s really a teddy bear but rub him the wrong way; he could get grizzly. Don’t even get me started how much of a freak he is !!! He’s gotta mouth piece with I nice set of soup coolers to match.(Honestly, if you don’t like him it’s obviously something wrong with you.) yet that’s just what you see when you see him. He’s also loving and caring. He’s the type to give the shirt off his back and very dependable. WARNING tho if he fall for you please be careful. This man loves hard and does not go for the games.
OMG !!! Heeeeeyyyy Ja’Mez !!!

Gurl 1: who that fine mf right there ?!

Gurl 2: bihhhhh that’s Ja’Mez !!

Mom: sweetie, what you want for Santa to bring you ??

Daughter: oh, I wanna Ja’Mez…
by Calimazoo November 28, 2022
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mothey

A beautiful. Kind. Special girl. She care about others. And she's always happy she never let anyone down. And even if she's depressed she smiles to hide the pain.
1: did you see that girl

2: yeah she's mothey
by kidraxl October 18, 2013
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Procariot

The word "Procariot" has three definitions:

1. A supporter of bullies on DeviantART or their friends. Can also be used to describe people who protect their friends, despite the fact their "Friends" are awful people.

2. The same definition as mongoloid or cretin, a retard.

3. A Spanish person from Valencia. (Derogatory)

It originated as slang on DeviantART during a massive flame war.

When in lowercase, the P is always capitalised.

Other forms:
Procarriot
Procarian
Procar-Supporter
Procultist
1. "Hey, @team, i'm getting attacked by Procariots left right and centre."

2. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PROCARIOT!!!"

3. "I was dating this hot Spanish chick and then found out she was a Procariot!"
by TheGreatestShenBANPROCAR July 1, 2019
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Pee scrolling

When you go to the bathroom, and take that minute to take a quick look at your phone.
I wasn’t really on Reddit much today; just some quick pee scrolling.
by Original Iron Dan July 26, 2023
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cheese log

drizzling spray cheese on a penis and then gobbling it up!
OK, so last night I gave my boyfriend a cheese log!! It was full of messy creamy goodness, not to mention the protein and calcium intake.
by Ben Mercer September 5, 2010
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dqmelio

DQMELIO THE BEST EDITOR IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD AND BSF😻🥰
dqmelio is the best!!
by azonut October 18, 2021
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Tim

A man who is often outwitted; is constantly trying to 1up others; and can be heard asking others to eat out of his own rectum; approach with caution. Has been known to tell unneccessarily long stories .
He's a real Tim
by Peacock 101 October 6, 2016
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