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"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.
bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright
bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright
by turtlesaredumb42069 February 13, 2022
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Dude, she was so hot she gave me a Cock Tear
I used a cock tear to lubricate my dick when I masturbated last night
I used a cock tear to lubricate my dick when I masturbated last night
by Cybocs March 29, 2009
Get the Cock Tear mug.Extraterrestrial demigod. A demigod from other stars, planets or outer-space, (particularly one that has incarnated as a mortal). Also called celestial demigod. Please see Earthling demigod as opposed to celestial demigod.
EXTRA NOTES:
-The starchild demigods may often be seen wearing armour with angel wings, in visions.
-They may instinctively grow angel wings whenever they fall.
-They may be highly respected messengers, warriors and servants of the gods.
-They may have been trained, competed in sport contests and fought battles / mythical beasts for the gods, on other planets. They may have also partied on The Sun.
-They may incarnate as a mortal on missions for them, (e.g. advance humanity's philosophical / scientific knowledge, impart the gods' unwritten wisdom, break the bad habits of humanity, debunk common misconceptions, etc.).
EXTRA NOTES:
-The starchild demigods may often be seen wearing armour with angel wings, in visions.
-They may instinctively grow angel wings whenever they fall.
-They may be highly respected messengers, warriors and servants of the gods.
-They may have been trained, competed in sport contests and fought battles / mythical beasts for the gods, on other planets. They may have also partied on The Sun.
-They may incarnate as a mortal on missions for them, (e.g. advance humanity's philosophical / scientific knowledge, impart the gods' unwritten wisdom, break the bad habits of humanity, debunk common misconceptions, etc.).
The starchild demigod incarnated from another planet into a mortal, on Earth, in order to complete a mission for The Greek Gods and earn godhood.
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Richard-congrats on that promotion James! Want to go out for some drinks after work to celebrate?
James-Thanks for the offer buddy but I've already committed myself to a night of Celebeatin!
James-Thanks for the offer buddy but I've already committed myself to a night of Celebeatin!
by Mr. Squeeby October 23, 2011
Get the Celebeatin mug.Greta is....god there are no words to describe how amazing she is. She is very cute, very stubborn, short tempered and a little psycho. Greta is also sweet, kind, soft hearted, crazy and outgoing. Greta tends to be hyper and annoying at times, cute, sweet, kind and helpful at times, but then there is Greta’s bad side...she is psycho, crazy, and a total bitch. Trust me you don't want to get on Greta’s bad side. Greta is a fun person to date. She has many different personalities but in a good way. Everyone wants to date an Greta. She will brighten your day. Greta also is very sexy, although she usually dresses lazily, when she tries it's amazing, there are no words to describe it. If you get a good Greta, in a relationship, she will give you her everything. Once she gets attached to you, she is attached to you, well probably for life
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Get the Greta mug.Lxm is a word you can use if you want to confirm whether the person you are speaking to understand what you are saying or not. All you have to do is to add lxm last in your sentence.
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