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goosefus

A very sophisticated, one might say distinguished, goose
The level of distinguishment of this goose is at a level ten of the goosefus scale
by Exempt Goose July 21, 2023
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Icicle sheep tower

a tower where only the finest sheep can live
yea, jeff lives in that icicle sheep tower
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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Fumo fren

This is the meaning of having a friend on the internet that likes or has a fumo~fumo plushie which is a touhou plush.
by Nichi-Jou! January 25, 2021
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flesh mullet

A roll of flesh at the back of someone's brush cut.
His flesh mullet undulated as he spoke.
by I got no pants April 23, 2003
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hypocrite

A person given to hypocrisy. It comes from the Middle English ipocrite, derived from Old French, passed down from late Latin hypocrita, from Greek hupocrits, actor, from hupokrnesthai, to play a part, pretend; So all Actors in Hollywood are literally hypocrites, especially the most famous ones. Anyone who pretends to be, do or have something they are not, do not or have not, or who acts like they aren't what they are, don't do what they do, or have what they have, are literal hypocrites.

Hypocracy is the practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness. It is also an act or instance of such falseness.

Hypocrisy is an expression of agreement that is not supported by real conviction as in paying someone with
lip service dissembling, feigning, pretense, pretence - pretending with intention to deceive, a sort of fraud
crocodile tears - a hypocritical display of sorrow; false or insincere weeping; "the secretaries wept crocodile tears over the manager's dilemma"; "politicians shed crocodile tears over the plight of dead soldiers"
hypocrisy is insincerity by virtue of pretending to have qualities or beliefs that you do not really have as in
insincerity, falseness - the quality of not being open or truthful; deceitful or hypocritical
sanctimoniousness, sanctimony - the quality of being hypocritically devout, smarminess, unctuousness, unction, fulsomeness, oiliness, oleaginousness - smug self-serving earnestness

A hypocrite is usually a selfish, self serving bastard or bitch that has no compunction about their own self-rightness in being, doing or having what they want with utter disregard toward all others.
Famous hypocritical quotes:

I didn't have sex with that woman!
Mission Accomplished!
I love that woman!
I'm innocent your Honor!
The war will soon be over!
I didn't do it!

How do you tell if a human being is a hypocrite? If they are breathing they are one.

What did one hypocrite say to the other hypocrite?

If you would just stop being so hypercritical we could both get along.
by ALEX S. GABOR September 16, 2008
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Caleb

A tall boy who is very stubborn at times, but is a very sweet person. He can make a girl really happy and will do anything to keep her that way. Caleb likes to play with items that could possibly kill him because he is stupid, but he comes around. A Caleb is always by your side and will argue with you about how you are more amazing than him and he doesn't deserve you. Caleb makes inappropriate jokes a lot and most of them are about him and his girlfriend. He will stay on the phone with you for almost an eternity and curse every five seconds while playing Call Of Duty. Caleb is an amazing, fun person so you should have him stick around for a while.
by a short asain February 11, 2017
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Spending a night in Paris

When you have with a girl who tells you she is over 18 but is actually a minor.
Look at that girl, he must be spending a night in Paris.
by Yeahbroman April 12, 2017
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