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fucker unicorn

A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.
Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?

Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017
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rastabungle

oh you rastabungle
by dumbducky2 January 16, 2018
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martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022
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resquizit

Something that is so awesome that it can be defined by no other word.
The ring was so resquizit that I didn't care how much it cost, I just bought it.
by tai-bat May 31, 2017
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Wet dick

A case of wet dick is when a dick gets wet from sexual intercourse leaving the sensation quick and unsatisfying where you feel dickless or just how it feels fucking someone you're nt attracted to.
wet-dick, wet dick
by anon76889 July 10, 2012
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SaLee

She is a perfect human being who is always there and always knows what to say. She is outgoing and a really fun person to be around, she keeps her promises and her fashion is golden if you have a friend named SaLee in your life keep her forever because she’s perfect!
SaLee is Perfect!
by Kristineegirl June 24, 2018
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Fire Pants

Fire Pants are people who lie profusely, their pants are always on fire, thus, fire pants.
That damn cheater is such a fire pants.
by anonymous March 24, 2024
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