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Autofellatio

Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.
David: I pleased myself last night by means of autofellatio.
Sean: Gay...
by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006
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Synchronicity X

One of the best Gears of War players on the planet. Promises to own anyone that crosses his path..
by Guy that got owned by him October 20, 2008
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on goblin

It’s like on god but just on goblin or u can use on gremlin
Aye you got that pressure? Yeah bro. Put that ong. On goblin bro
by OnGoblin June 13, 2019
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Golfing

Dan went golfing. Only within a few hours did he find his victim.
by Elzhi September 20, 2023
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clip season

The Time of the year when you get fucked over constantly
When you miss your flight – clipped.

Make your next flight but miss the connecting flight- clip season
by Moshe Akiva June 10, 2018
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Buffs

Did you hear that Jay buffs got snatched at the night club.
by Just making bread June 15, 2016
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Gage Lee

A person that gets no bitches, maidens, or play in general.
That dude gets NO PLAY.

Yeah, he’s such a Gage Lee
by ur_moms_a_trucker May 9, 2022
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