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Zordian

A type of mammal-like hexadecapod with a long tounge. Their name (Pronounced as ZOR-DEE-IN) stems from the mixture of the words “Zorro”, which means “fox”, and “Dian”, meaning “divine”. They are split up across several differing genus', all belonging to the zordian superfamily “Eurficampus” (Pronounced YER-FI-CAM-PUS).

Across the earth, they inhabit almost every ecological niche. Many have grown to become apex predators, feeding upon the plants and animals that live there. They are not classified as animals, due to their overall make-up being completely different from that of most other life on earth. Most zordians are opportunistic omnivores, feeding upon anything appetizing that they can get.

Zordians have bodies that look much like that of a fox: Long, vulpine snouts, long legs with brushy tails, which typically grow as long as their own bodies, and even longer ears. Whiskers decorate the ends of their snouts, as well as appearing in areas such as face cheeks, under their eyebrows, and their foreheads.

Long, pointy tusks protrude from their upper jaw, around where the lips of both the upper jaw and lower jaw meet. Their bodies are long, with a frame like that of a cheetah that possesses four pairs of breathing holes down their sides, used for breathing, in combination with their nose and mouth. Males possess a pouch on their chest, which they may use to store objects or keep baby zordians safe. Males and females do not differ much in body size.
"Wow, look, that zordian is eating that cat!"
"I have the strength and flexibility of a zordian."
"This zordian looks like a furry..."
"I have hot thighs, like a zordian."
by dragonflied3 January 17, 2023
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karmadillo

A karmadillo is a armadillo that, when shot, deflects the bullet into your face.
Bob: i shot an armadillo but the bullet deflected into my face
Tim: must have been a karmadillo
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fo shizzle my wizzle

it means i concur whole heartedly with you my white african american sista or brother!
by foreverandaday September 3, 2004
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Gameritis

When you confuse the controls from one game/console for another's.
I keep pressing b instead of a because of my gameritis from playing switch
by cannabis jones July 10, 2022
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Murdersack

A meatsack who lives only to murder, is friends with Slaughterbag
"Nigga Murdersack slaughtered my whole crew."
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Dirty Alia

Where at least three people transfer whisky from asshole to asshole and the last person drinks it.
Guy 1: "Man we had a crazy party last night, at least 7 people did the dirty Alia!"
Guy 2: "Wow that's amazing!"
by That one dumbass over there January 30, 2021
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Bedford High School

The shittiest, most difficult high school in existence. The cheap ass administration highers fresh-out-of college, young, dumb ass teachers. These inexperienced teachers usually fail 50%+ of their class just because they can't fucking teach.

Some of the unfair, strict, and bullshit rules at BHS include:

-No D's (That's right, you either get a 70+ or you fail)

-Competencies, something that NO OTHER SCHOOL IN NEW HAMPSHIRE ENFORCES, that wreck your GPA and overall grades. You can have a 90% (A-) in a class, and still receive an NCF because you didn't pass 1/100 of your stupid little competencies.

-Longest school day in existence even after being cut down from last year. The day lasts OVER 7 HOURS.

-Block scheduling. Thought your class was boring as shit? Think again. Pump that 45 minute class to a massive 1 hour and 30 minute class filled with shitty busy work and cramming so that the teacher fills in all the time they don't need.

-Real World Learning hours. As a student attending BHS, you are forced against your will to do community service, career exploration, and other pointless shit if you want to graduate. You need over 80 hours of this stupid shit if you ever want to see your diploma.

Officially the worst school to ever hit the U.S.A.
Student: Hey, can I get some extra credit please? I have a 69 in chemistry and one more point and I'll pass the class. I've done every single homework assignment but I'm having some trouble on the tests/quizzes. After all the extra help it still isn't sticking. Bedford High School is really tough. Please?

Teacher: Sorry, you should of done better on the material I never taught you about. You should know all this college-level science, come on. See you next year in my class again. I love Bedford High School.
by BHSFuckingSucks April 10, 2010
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