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Hentai

Anime centerfolds (commonly known as porn)titties
Carlos:hey pal what are you looking at?
Clifford:hentai broski my dick is so hard
Carlos:imma take you to church
by Shucci Goes May 7, 2018
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Gym teacher

A dumbass from the Czech republic whose idea of the American dream went horribly wrong so she decided to become a gym teacher
by Bitcharoux January 21, 2019
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Phobes

Phobes aka bestest person ever is an author on the platform " wit ", and recently, wattpad. Also known as the best author, they are also very, very kind and deserve the whole world.
( + they are also hated by their keyboard so cancel the keyboard )
person: any good books ?
me: read all of phobes' fanfictions or else i'll show up at your window at 3 am
by winwong October 21, 2021
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chisholmed

when you get schooled like a justin in b-ball
chris: yo jc your mad whack like you granny on crack
random kid:oh snap you just got chisholmed
jc: ::crying::
by big poppa smack chris June 16, 2004
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Dirty Popeye

The act of wrapping spinach around your cock and then proceeding to do anal with a chick who has diarea. The spinach is then used in a fine soup and consumed.
Jack total gave Jill the Dirty Popeye in the bathroom.
by Aclyptico February 12, 2019
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the diamond

1. A sandwhich at the Deli Terry's consiting of :
Turkey, Lettuce, American Cheese, Bacon, Mayo
all on a hero

2. The diamond the legendary kid from Stuyvesant high school with only one Testicle
1. Can i have the diamond

2. Did you hear about the diamond this weekend?
by Taylor Digiovanni May 30, 2007
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Kazzauntz

1) A word that is used in place of any other word for a commical effect.

2) If one cannot think of the correct word they might say kazzauntz, similar to the slang word dakine used in Hawaii
1) Person1: Hey, that guy just stole your pencil case!
Thief: Hehehe!
Person2: COME BACK WITH THAT YOU KAZZAUNTZ!

2) I went to the store and i saw kazzauntz kazzauntzing around in isle 3 buying some kazzuantz for his kazzuantzy problem.... Poor kazzaunnz :(
by TheCookieNinja May 27, 2009
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