Urban Dictionary
The rare and truly depressing day which occurs when a woman's first period of the new year comes the very next day after she runs out of Christmas chocolate.
The great divide between men and women is never more evident than in a man's complete inability to comprehend the sheer depression and frustration felt by a woman when she experiences sadvent.
by KarenVsLife May 3, 2018
Get the Sadventmug. Wow absolutely amazing! That was the hardest I've ever cum it was a total erectis erupteous and felt like it rattled my teeth! Let's do it again!
by mia.dancer September 8, 2021
Get the erectis erupteousmug. by thee.fav. April 17, 2021
Get the september 17mug. An attractive woman professor, 30-something maybe early 40's, looks like Jennifer Beal or something like that, dresses in tight suits and gives you brain boners, maybe a brainjob or two. She might even fuck you in her office if you're her smartest student cz IQ points make her wet.
I really got my tuition's worth out of her class - she's a Professor Puma, I got a brainjob AND a blowjob!
by professor fuckrastinator April 17, 2011
Get the Professor Pumamug. by voloutia June 2, 2021
Get the /nmmug. Hey. I think that jelly bracelets are awesome. I hate to think that out society has came down to this. I mean come on. Little 6 and 7 year old girls wear them to play dress up not to have sex. So people think that older kids who wear them, have sex and play the game. So what do u think about little kids wearing them? ITs all a bunch of bullshit. Everyone needs to shut the hell up about it and get over it. People can bitch and bitch about them and kids are still gonna wear them like me. i wear so many its unreal but i dont play the game. All it is, is people expressing themselves. Aint it better than the youth gettin tatooes? Think bout it.
by sara January 12, 2004
Get the jelly braceletsmug. Once revered as the most handsome creature in the world, it now leads a retired life as a consultant in a rather dingy chat room.
by LupinSadoMasichist September 22, 2011
Get the Linixicornmug.