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astricle

When a gay man ejactulates in an other mans anus...the sperm slowly seeps from his anus...this is an astricle.
"He removed his penis and there was astricle seeping from his boyfriends anus"
by shy4afact October 21, 2012
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Amy the ticket

To Amy a ticket is used in customer service sector, when an agent encounters or gets assigned a ticket that falls outside of his ability to handle either because it's complicated or because he/she does not have sufficient knowledge to handle that ticket so he Amys it (transfers it to Amy). Amy is complaint free, and never returns a ticket back, she is mysterious yet very helpful.
This ticket is very weird, I have never been asked about suck thing, should I Amy the ticket?
by EmItEcApS October 16, 2020
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Rusty Mekateen

A person who knows everything and can't be told otherwise. Their stories can be old or exaggerated and can sometimes contain a morsel of truth. They often interrupt your story to tell their story because they have to be heard and can tell stories better than you. They are thirsty for attention and are known for diarrhea of the mouth. They also thrive at topping whatever you say. There is nothing that you can say or do that they haven't seen, heard or done. Simply stated, "They Know Everything"
1. Mother Goose has nothing on Rusty Mekateen, she's to fairytale-ish.
2. A grandfather was sitting around telling stories of what he has seen in all his years on this planet and the kids were really interested until little Johnny pulled a Rusty Mekateen and caught everyones attention.
3. When it came time to pick people for Trivial Pursuit, Petey asked who could best portray Rusty Mekateen.
4. Harry thought he had won the debate until I pulled a rusty mekateen and blew him away.
by max nova July 4, 2009
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Subject Confusion

I (Myself/This one) am getting some subject confusion. And you're right, I am subject shifting from moment to moment. But when I'm talking about people it is always *Subject* as the one who is engaging in said act and/or spoke thus. And even then, it's INTRAsubjective and I would make exceptions and grant privileges on a gradient that would relate to a sort of conceptual proximity.
Hym Iam "Yeah... I see I'm getting some subject confusion... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam January 12, 2026
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slick

To cheat or steal from someone
"Paul slicked my keys last night"

"Joe straight slicked me on those rolls"
by RxR January 17, 2008
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grits

Shit, I am almost out of grits!
by Katrina Pepperfuck December 15, 2008
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Heebity Squeets

A noun. A medical condition involving several short but noisy and/or moist farts, extreme paranoia, and laughing.

Often set on by sudden shock or fear.

Not to be confused with the Walking Farts.
Lindsay scared Gabe and now hes got the Heebity Squeets. You can here him in the next room.
by RageKage August 27, 2006
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