Urban Dictionary

That bitch ass nigga 42 Dugg so tiny, he’s called this because it only takes 24 rugs stacked up to be taller than his bitch ass. Dumb ass Nigga needs stilts.

A feeling that is a medly of torment and rage.
Similar to sad and angry, though at the same time.

ilyasfm means:: love you all so fucking much

The opposite of a Good Cunt, a bloke who is a completely selfish arsehole.

Pronounced: (Loi tiqut low) A disease that originates from a bacteria, usually from lack of sleep and/or sleeping in a cold place. The bacteria migrates to the esophagus, were it lays dormant until a certain temperature is achieved. Once at approximately 52 degree (F), The bacteria "Awakens" and begins to multiply. The bacteria then causes the vocal cords to rupture. After the destroying of the vocal cords, the bacteria forms new ones and make you sound like Morgan Freeman or another awesome announcer.

verb｜The process of drastically disfiguring someone or something, preferably using a whisk or wooden spoon to do so.
A truly magnificent self-created word of Phillip M. Lester. phan