Urban Dictionary

iwandatiwanitiwanitgimeallofit is a very greedy man. He always wants it, but never receives.
He goes by this quote by his late father. "Gimme gimme, never gets"

The One-Eyed Angry Pirate is when you are having sex with a woman doggy-style, and you are about to come, then you pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you came. So she turns around to face you, then you ejactulate in her eye, and kick her in the shin. She will then chase you hopping around on one leg, seeing out of one eye, like a One-eyed Angry Pirate.

standing for "triangle tits", a name given to a female possesing extremely large nipples, generally a breast to nipple ratio equal to or exceeding 2:1.

ie. nipple diameter is greater than or equal to half breast diameter

formula for double T's: nipple©ª ¡Ã breast©ª/2

easily found when wet or damp, white/faded/see-through swimming costumes or shirts are worn on German swimming teachers.

A scruffy town down north east, when u go u will be greeted with a dose of drugs and alcohol

A high amount of interest expected on monies owed that does not decrease until ALL of the money is paid.

you want your mami kiss you.

The place where you go to prove your manhood on Thursdays with 60 cent wings on the menu. You show up to bdubs and you order a humbling 20 wing basket and you can hardly finish them all. You should also never leave a tip for the shitty waitresses. And the waiters try to be your bro. On your drive home from bdubs you start brewing the ol' number 3 (explosive diarrhea) and by the time you get home, the shitter is more important than saying hi to your wife. Before you even sit on the toilet, your asshole already decides to start spewing soupy poop and spraying shit and you can't even tell if you are pooping or peeing at this point and now you have shit everywhere and you decide never to attend bdubs again, but then crave it next week.