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Hoobastank tittyfuck

Verb: when one puts a bowl of marijuana (hoobastank) betwixt a woman’s tits and pushes the tits around the carb of the bowl whilst hitting the bowl with one’s face in the tits.
Person one: have you smoked that new cookies shit yet?
Person two: totally man! I hit a fat hoobastank tittyfuck with my girl last night.
by Father Jon Marxist September 26, 2020
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watermelon

slang for weed because of green color and seeds. Rhine being the stems and the plate being the bong
"You gonna go eat some watermelon tonight?" "Yeah, got my plate ready, and I've already taken out the seeds and the rhine."
by The Great HuzzaH May 14, 2004
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Wisest

another word for an extended wise created by arvin
im the wisest
by arvin2slick April 6, 2021
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shut up

makeout w me
shut up
by elongatedpoptart September 5, 2021
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puta

E. Christopher Dunn.

(see also: E.z0r; Christoz0rpher; you've been DUNN)
Sentence: When speaking to ECD, one could say something such as, "Fine, don't like my excuse. Puta."
by Jacque L'Poot May 3, 2005
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Magpie Effect

An overwhelming urge to purchase an item of no practical value and/or out of once price range purely based on its appearance.
Usually the item in question is either glittery or catching the light causing the victim to become entranced by said item.

At the risk of sounding sexist it primarily affects women where shoes are concerned and men in car show rooms.
“I know I can’t walk in heals, let alone 6 inch ones but they looked so pretty glistening away in the shop window, I succumbed to the magpie effect instantaneously.”
by madgie February 4, 2010
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Mandea

Something, such as a thought or conception, that potentially or actually exists in the mind as a product of mental activity; eclusively the product of male homosapiens. Mandeas normally occur immediately after the completion of a man-task or whilst a man is in temporary posession of a new power-tool. Mandeas are motivated primarily by laziness, partially by curiousity and underpinned by a primal need to do manly things. Mandeas are amplified by the presence of additional men and absence of females.
I had this awesome mandea, It takes 30 mins to cook a pie at 160 C, so if I use petrol and a blow-torch, it only takes 3 mins.
by moar powah April 27, 2011
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