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greenfinder

A person attempting to find some 'green' or 'skunk' by phoning every dealer he has ever met because the area in which they live is a bit dry of gear.

"mate stop caining my phone credit on dealers you haven't spoken to for a year man, you're such a greenfinder...."

by Jim February 17, 2004

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Ignorant Male Syndrome. PMS for guys. The grouchyness, bitching and complaining. Swearing, and throwing fits for no reason. IMS happens at least once a day. Rather then once a month for PMS. And unlike women, the men usually have no reason for there actions. Just excuses.

ie. a woman experiencing PMS, usually resulting from PMS or a man. A man, on the other hand, experiencing IMS because his wife won't bring him a beer.

by Amy-Caydee May 11, 2008

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Martin moment

When a lame ass dogface ginger looking brotha gets some 10/10 pussy on his dick and u almost can't believe how vile it is.

- "You heard of my new girl, bro?! She's bussin!!!!"
- "You just havin a martin moment -_-"

by Big Tooksta February 17, 2022

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blermicant

Relating to the taste of tap water from somewhere that isn't your house, often used as a metaphor.

The dad jokes were funny, but blermicant, and could never replace those of my own father.

by gurgilewis November 29, 2021

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Shnjawg

Shnjawg is a really cool dawg but a shnjawg.

Look at that shnjawg

by Brauð November 21, 2023

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Goise

A way that ugly girls pronounce the word "guys" to get attention and try to be cute, but its just not cute at all. Often said after "hey" - pronounced like "hoi". She sounds stupid but she actually means "hey guys" so just smile and nod and pretend its cute.

"Hoi goise! Wanna go to McDonalds? I'm starving you goise!"

by playtennis123456789 January 30, 2012

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