Urban Dictionary

The rare and truly depressing day which occurs when a woman's first period of the new year comes the very next day after she runs out of Christmas chocolate.

When an erection reaches the state of ejactulation expelling it's load

the best sister on the whole earth and will forever be there for her younger sister

An attractive woman professor, 30-something maybe early 40's, looks like Jennifer Beal or something like that, dresses in tight suits and gives you brain boners, maybe a brainjob or two. She might even fuck you in her office if you're her smartest student cz IQ points make her wet.

Not mad or not mean. Used after messages or posts over text to indicate tone.

Hey. I think that jelly bracelets are awesome. I hate to think that out society has came down to this. I mean come on. Little 6 and 7 year old girls wear them to play dress up not to have sex. So people think that older kids who wear them, have sex and play the game. So what do u think about little kids wearing them? ITs all a bunch of bullshit. Everyone needs to shut the hell up about it and get over it. People can bitch and bitch about them and kids are still gonna wear them like me. i wear so many its unreal but i dont play the game. All it is, is people expressing themselves. Aint it better than the youth gettin tatooes? Think bout it.

Once revered as the most handsome creature in the world, it now leads a retired life as a consultant in a rather dingy chat room.