Urban Dictionary

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Commonly used on role playing sites such as WCRPG (warriorcatsrpg.com).
PAFP means Private After First Post.

An overrated 16 year old R&B singer. He has the voice of a 10 year old. His lyrics are shit. His fans consist of 12-16 year old girls who can't think for themselves and only like him for his looks. Also a sellout because he got his start on YouTube singing Edwin McCain songs until he got discovered by Usher and and was turned into a total wannabe gangster. What a sellout. He is one of Canada's biggest embarassments.

A term used to verbally express a substantial amount of dismay or awe. It is an altered variation of the phrase, "God damn," influenced by modern culture.

Your best friends (applies to girls)
Your bestest friends that you can tell anything to

The inability to sleep like regular individuals. As much as you tell yourself you’ll sleep that night, your mind just won’t shut down. Medications won’t work, meditation helps. (It’s all in your little crazy head.)

Insomniac: FUCK! It’s 3 am.. Oh well.. looks like I won’t be sleeping. *Grabs phone, Clicks on Pornhub Video*
Fuck yeah.

A mac ripper is a giant rip of marijuana from a pipe. Depending on the size of the bowel, it could be fully loaded or just half full. The entire bowel is supposed to be cashed in one hit, this can be helped by having a lighter with a big flame or having some biiig fucken lungs. After the hit is taken it should be held in like most hits and is usually followed by coughing and then choking and perhaps even blacking out or loss of eyesight. Mac rippers are usually taken with anger and carelessness of coming events with hope that the mac ripper could solve everything.