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The Great Prophet Zarquon was a galactic prophet from ancient times, and was thought to be revered throughout the galaxy. He had scores of followers and disciples who waited diligently for an event they called "The Second Coming of the Great Prophet Zarquon". Unfortunately the prophet's lack of punctuality caused this event to happen only merely a few brief seconds before the end of the Universe itself, during which time he was able to utter only the words "Sorry I'm late..." before the universe ended. From the Douglas Adams novel "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe."

More recently, modern Galactic races use the name Zarquon as a curse word.
"Holy Zarquon, this zarking army is about to invade my home planet. Zark all of you zarking zarks, I won't come quietly!"
zarquon by spankypdx November 9, 2006
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A ridiculously disgusting slob that shovels food in their neck and doesn't chew with their mouth closed so they spit food when they talk.
Luigi chew with your mouth closed you fucking zorkula.
zorkula by Lilnucence September 3, 2018
Used to describe a person when they’re being lame at a social gathering. A zorq is to not be mistaken for shy individuals, as a zorq actively brings down the vibe for others.
Sylvia: Riley is such a zorq… All he does is go on urban dictionary at parties.
zorq by Jihovanni December 28, 2022
From the Greek, meaning water sports.
I'm going down to the Y to zoquo my brains out.
zoquo by Steven Keaton January 18, 2009
A vampire, of Mexican or Latino descent, who wears a black mask over his eyes and is exceptional at horseriding and sword fighting.
Watch out for that Zorvula over there.
Intergalactical swearword with some religious significance and used by all intellectual species known throughout space, derived from the legendary prophet Zarquon.
Oh, Zarquon, What in the name of zarking fardwarks, For Zark's sake, Holy Zarquon's Singing Fish.