Itchy ass causing excessive scratching due to not having a clean butthole. Commonly caused by using rough, cheap toilet paper that does not remove all of the poop. Zoo ass can be easily remedied by using higher quality toilet paper and/or baby wipes.
My employer puts cheap toilet paper in the restrooms, and I end up getting zoo ass every time I take a dump at work.
A female straight out of the jungle. She is absolutely disgusting with tribal titties and a giant bush. Laughable in nature and looks as if she should belong in an exhibit at the zoo.
"Damn look at that girl over there"
"Got damn zoo-ass bitch reeks like salmon and jungle Ebola"
"I'd still hit though homie"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*