zip zap paddywhack 

To have sex with an extremely rotund female. She must be fat and usually found in a bar around closing time.

"Hey Andy, what did you do last night?"

"Oh I went to the bar, and zip zap paddywhacked!"

zip zap paddywhack by KirkG February 21, 2008

zip zap paddywhack 

To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.

"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"

"Oh you know. I went out to a Bar and Zip Zap Paddywhack"

"Sweet I love fat whores too!"

zip zap paddywhack by PhilFranklin February 22, 2008