zio

its italian

it's uncle but in italy thay also use it to say friend

bella zio = hay man

by vivian brook December 3, 2006

Zio

A short good looking person with a shy personality when you get to know them there not shy at all they are also very smart but there kind of haters at heart and a great friend to have and also have a weird laugh when they

laugh hard.

Zio’s hair looks good today.

by Zio Cespedes October 19, 2019

Zio

Badass street nigga, who has a rocket launcher for a dick. Chicks dig him, he hates gold-diggers. Ride or die with him. King.

Ho 1: I wanna get with zio so bad
Ho 2: Wanna do it together? Zio drips so much swag he wouldn't mind!

by Abso3456 September 19, 2019

Zio

Someone who vandalizes property (public or private) willfully and illegally or commits other illegal actions.
(Can be pronounced "zigh-oh")

Dave is such a zio, did you see him spray paint the side of the school?

by Athena Harrington April 28, 2008

Zio

Zio is a name to laugh at. He's a male so full of shit he's bored with life. He breaks people's hearts like a total lunatic and doesn't bother to stitch it up back together. He feels swag and dank but he's really a full-blown dick. He only cares about ass and nuts, he doesn't look into feelings and all that shit. In other words, he's an asshole.

Dude 1: Zio's such a cool guy. He has all the awesomeness in the world.
Dude 2: Bitch where?
Dude 3: That guy's such an asshole you know?

by applemanthingy August 28, 2017

Zio Romano

The typical roman uncle, the kind of guy you wanna avoid at family gatherings. He's loud, dirty-minded and has a weird sense of humour. Plus, he spams dead memes on the family chat every Sunday after watching As Roma losing the derby. His childhood idol is the famous Italian comedian Enrico Brignano, from which he steals jokes to use at the pub with his mates. He also flexes his modified Fiat Panda, claiming he paid 50k on it (he obviously keeps the radio volume mad loud when driving), though in reality he's broke af. For this reason he still lives with his parents at the young age of 54.

"Mom look at that crap Fiat Panda, it must be Zio Romano"

"Zio Romano is cringe"

by Wogape March 3, 2022

Zio porcone

Famosa frase creata da una parodia di Bobone Vieri, zio porcone.

Io direi di no, zio porcone.
Vedi che figa, zio porcone.

by RaaandyOrton August 12, 2016