zaphod beeblebrox

One hoppy frood that really knows where his towels at. Quite possibley has the biggest ego in the universe, with very good reason, he is the most important thing in it. Parrelel Universe Two that is.

"If there is anything more important than my ego around I want it caught and shot imediately"

zaphod beeblebrox by Zac Beaumont April 24, 2004

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Zaphod Beeblebrox

Galactic President, inventor of the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, ex-confidence trickster, once described by Eccentrica Gallumbits as "The best bang since the big one", and recently voted Worst Dressed Sentient Being in the known universe for the fourth time running.
One of his heads is now at least saner than an Emu on Acid.

I'm so hip i have trouble seeing over my pelvis. I'm so cool you can keep a side of meat in me for months.

Zaphod Beeblebrox by Stirfry_Ninja July 31, 2003

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Zaphod Beeblebrox

The hoopiest frood in all the galaxy.

Well, Zaphod's just this guy, you know?

Zaphod Beeblebrox by Gregory Gallagher July 16, 2003

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Zaphod Beeblebrox

former galatic president; cool cat who really knows where his towel is

Zaphod Beeblebrox is a knee-biter

Zaphod Beeblebrox by Tom August 1, 2004

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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