an extremely slutty yet stunningly sexy homosexual man who doesn't know anything. Also refers to an action gerally referred to as "slutty."
"He is such a Zambon! Look at him pull that Menard!"
by spongebobnopants March 16, 2003
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Italien surname...Pronounced as written

It is not people that sneak up on Catholic school girls cause as we all know it is them who sneak up on us!!!

The term homosexual can NOT to be applied to Zambons in general, as it is the personal preference of each Zambon what sexuality he/she would like to be.
Joe Zambon is not a gay who creeps up on catholic school girls
by Joedetic April 2, 2005
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When you're riding your zamboni but then you get a random boner
I saw a hot ice skater while I was cleaning the ice so I got a zamboner
by K Jensen March 11, 2015
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A slut who like to make catholic school girls cry. He also like to senak up from the side, stick his cock in your ear, and then climax. He is also a fan of quadruple penetration.
I'll pull a Zambon on your ear!
by SLUT NOTORIOUS March 17, 2003
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A small type of African drum. You whack it and it go bon, hence the name Zambon. Well, actually we don't know where Zam comes from, but we're sure it comes from somewhere
he was banging that Zambon like there was no tommorow. Wait, that sounds wrong.
by A person September 15, 2004
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Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.
Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.
by ElMonoDelMar August 24, 2007
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A boner that happens in the cold, how ironic!
Guy: I got a boner! It’s cold out!
Guy 2: Idk how the hell that happens, but zamboner
by StudMastaFlex34 June 1, 2022
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