yurekli

You know how you get that one slice of turkey in the pre-sliced packs thats dryer than the Sahara desert? Well, this is that equivalent in a Turkish surname. Yureklis are passionate about soccer and even more passionate about being a pain in the ass. If you see a Yurekli, it's already too late for you. Hairy penis drawings are in your future, so beware. Definitely NOT a terrorist :)

Person #1: Hey, I met this pretty chill guy the other day during intramural soccer. I forget his first name, but his last name was Yurekli.
Person #2: I'm sorry but I have to go. You may be doomed but I can still save myself. Begone!
Person #1: ...

by amaluver69 May 1, 2019