yumnut

A Christmas treat from M&S

Who wants a bit of Santa's Yumnut?

by belligerent_penguin November 5, 2020

yumnut

A yum yum-doughnut hybrid with flaky pastry layers and a sweet Santa’s belt topping introduced by British supermarket M&S in Nov 2020

Who wants a bite of Santa’s Yumnut?
I´m a very messy eater so liable to get santa's yumnut all over my face

by ciclista2020 November 5, 2020

yumnut

In ill-advised word created by a major retailer that has some serious sexual connotations.

"Who wants a bite of Santa's yumnut?"

by withoutanh November 5, 2020

YUMNUT

Semen that has been sweetened by the drinking of Pineapple Juice.

Or alternatively, semen that has been baked into a cake.

"Oh, I sucked off Dez last night. He's been drinking tons of Pineapple Juice & has some serious YumNut right now"

"You want to try some of this Christmas cake? It's 3 types of YumNut in it."

by Lit Wizard November 5, 2020

yumnu

people with high pitched voices and resembles to a nusaika

“You sound like a yumnu”

by Donaika November 6, 2019

yumnum

A word Kaiti (not spelled correctly but w.e) use to describe anything. To describe something as bad or as good.
Yumnum can describe anything as anything, the way you emphasize it,however, brings out the true meaning.

Kaiti's computer is such a yumnum. (The way it's used therer indicated her computer is being stupid)
Kaiti's face is very yumnumalishus. (Different conjugations of the word can be used and in this case it means shes good looking)
I am a yumnum therefore Kaiti is going to marry me because she's reading this. (I don't know what this means im just hoping someone might read this one day and laugh and my insanely crazy sweet definition of my new word)

by Pbluva July 15, 2007

yumyutz

moron,idiot,druggy, person who does things so stupid it is asinine, dear friends who treat friends with disrespect..see NUMBNUTS

examine your own friendships closely. My former so called "friend" was a major yumyutz.

by CNYMASC February 23, 2008