expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 4, 2011
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