your dads husband

a come back that's better than your mom, that no one can respond to without looking like a dumbass.
also and insult that makes the persons father seem gay.
Brad: dude what is the answer to the algerbra problem
Erick: YOUR DADS HUSBAND!!

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Brittney: OMG! who did that!?
Jake: Your mom!
Jimmy: that was gay...but i do believe it was your dads husband!

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Dylan:dude what happened to your wiener?
Rob: Your dads husband!
Dylan:....):
by cortizzle February 07, 2008
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December 4, and any other day that your husband declares it to be national give your husband a blowjob day.
Honey today is national give your husband a blowjob day
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The 26th of December, is National Fuck Your 2nd Husband Day
Me: Hey you wanna go screw tonight? I still have some Christmas spirit left over
Them: But wouldn't that be suspicious to your first other?
Me: Naw he'll understand. After all, it's National Fuck your 2nd Husband Day.
by Amogus_Ampostor June 28, 2022
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Eat your husband day

December 29 Is officialy "EAT your husband Day"
I recomend that you first cut him into pisces, but him in the oven 150° let it Cook for 30 mins, and after that Just add any extras if you would like (vegetables, toppings etc.)

Bon apeti =)
Girl:Hey bby. Its December 29.
Boy: Oh no
Girl:Eat your husband day =)

Boy:PLEASE NO, WE MARRIED 2 WEEKS AGO.
by a person better than you December 29, 2020
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On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!
Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!
by Flowers are... beautiful February 02, 2021
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