Your Brother

A alternative to your mom, your sister, your grandma, and your dad.

Teacher: What are you doing?
Whore at school: Your Brother

by Dizzylashellelily August 8, 2016

"your brother"

Your one friend, everyone has one, that continues to defie all logic by "one uping" the last most stupid thing you've ever heard of.

Perry, "your brother", was tailed by the popo last night. Instead of going quietly, he ditched his truck, ran trough a corn field, called a crack whore to come pick him up, filed a false report for a stolen truck, and denied he was even in the area. Wow, I want to party with that guy.

by Yomame July 5, 2007

"your brother"

The one friend, everyone has one, that defies all logic by one uping the the most current "I can't beleive he did that" situation.

Perry, "your brother", was tailed by police last night. He ditched his truck, ran through a corn field, called a coke whore to pick him up, filed a false police report for a stolen vehicle, and then denied he was there.

by Yomame July 2, 2007

Your brother a mother

The worst swear word to date, say this and your enemy instantly explodes into a million peices

1-Your mom gay
2-your dad lesbian
1-no you
2-your granny tranny
1-your grandpap a trap
2-your sister a mister
1-your brother a mother
2-*instantly explodes into a million pieces*

by SneakyMouse098 March 28, 2018

Your brother your mother

An absolutely diabolical insult, extremely similar to "Your Mum gay, your daddy lesbian, and other such". This is an insult on a scale with power similiar to that of God himself, so, unless you want the universe to crumble before you, do not use this terrfiying phrase.

Carl: Your Mum Gay!
Dylan:Your sister a mister!
*The Earth begins to shake as Carl readies the blow to Dylan"

Carl:Your brother your-
Dylan:DON'T SAY IT CARL!
Carl: I must.... YOUR BROTHER YOUR MOTHER!

*Cries are heard from across the universe as, atom by atom, molecule by molecule, the universe begins to crumble away, for not even God can save us now*

by Gabe_TryToFindMeNow May 12, 2018

Your brother a mother

You thought “your sister a mister” was bad? Say this to somebody and the devil himself will come alive and make your opponent cease to exist.

“Hey buddy, your brother a mother”
“Shit.”

by Robloxlegendxx83 May 11, 2018

your brother be your mother

The supreme comeback. The five words, that if used in succession, will force the entire known universe to collapse within 4 microseconds. This is never to be used until it is absolutely needed.

Billy: Ur mom gay
Tom: Ur dad lesbian
Billy: Your sister is a mister
Tom: Your brother be your mother

*Everything instantly collapses and everything stops existing*

by PlebGuy101 March 16, 2018