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"your brother"

Your one friend, everyone has one, that continues to defie all logic by "one uping" the last most stupid thing you've ever heard of.
Perry, "your brother", was tailed by the popo last night. Instead of going quietly, he ditched his truck, ran trough a corn field, called a crack whore to come pick him up, filed a false report for a stolen truck, and denied he was even in the area. Wow, I want to party with that guy.
"your brother" by Yomame July 5, 2007

"your brother"

The one friend, everyone has one, that defies all logic by one uping the the most current "I can't beleive he did that" situation.
Perry, "your brother", was tailed by police last night. He ditched his truck, ran through a corn field, called a coke whore to pick him up, filed a false police report for a stolen vehicle, and then denied he was there.
"your brother" by Yomame July 2, 2007

Your brother a mother 

The worst swear word to date, say this and your enemy instantly explodes into a million peices
1-Your mom gay
2-your dad lesbian
1-no you
2-your granny tranny
1-your grandpap a trap
2-your sister a mister
1-your brother a mother
2-*instantly explodes into a million pieces*

Your brother your mother 

An absolutely diabolical insult, extremely similar to "Your Mum gay, your daddy lesbian, and other such". This is an insult on a scale with power similiar to that of God himself, so, unless you want the universe to crumble before you, do not use this terrfiying phrase.
Carl: Your Mum Gay!
Dylan:Your sister a mister!
*The Earth begins to shake as Carl readies the blow to Dylan"

Carl:Your brother your-
Dylan:DON'T SAY IT CARL!
Carl: I must.... YOUR BROTHER YOUR MOTHER!

*Cries are heard from across the universe as, atom by atom, molecule by molecule, the universe begins to crumble away, for not even God can save us now*

Your brother a mother 

You thought “your sister a mister” was bad? Say this to somebody and the devil himself will come alive and make your opponent cease to exist.
“Hey buddy, your brother a mother”
“Shit.”

your brother be your mother 

The supreme comeback. The five words, that if used in succession, will force the entire known universe to collapse within 4 microseconds. This is never to be used until it is absolutely needed.
Billy: Ur mom gay
Tom: Ur dad lesbian
Billy: Your sister is a mister
Tom: Your brother be your mother

*Everything instantly collapses and everything stops existing*
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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