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the answer to all lifes questions.
Sara:what grade did you get on your math test?
Sarah:*whispers*i got your mom!
by tooshywhooshy April 30, 2005
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Often used as a quick way to burn somebody
John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?
by john March 23, 2005
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An annoying remark to piss you off. Don't let it. Come back with something to make them speechless.
Guy: So what are you doing today?
Annoying Kid: Your mom!
Guy: Yeah, well your mom has herpes, tell her I'm sorry.
Annoying Kid: ...
by Highly Evolved March 28, 2005
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the most effective phrase to piss someone off.
someguy:thats dumb.
me:your mom is dumb.
someguy:you are juvinile and ugly.
me:your mom is juvinile and ugly.
someguy:uuugg...goddammit *head explodes*
by satanic ninja January 28, 2004
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"your mom" tries to make the victim believe that the attacker is acquainted with the victim's mother.
Victim: I can't seem to get this to function properly.
Attacker: I can't seem to get your mom to function properly.
by Peter March 13, 2004
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The new "the dog ate me homeowork"
Teacher: and what exactly happened to your homework this time?
You: you're mom happened

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by Emily Weaver May 08, 2005
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