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You're wasting my minutes 

Phrase directed at a person you're speaking to--in real life or on the phone-- who spews mindless drivel, renders themselves irrelevant to your reality, or is just plain boring, and is therefore wasting your valuable time.

Origin: Derived from cell phone service plans that offer a limited number of free minutes.
You have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me that before I ditched my friends. You're wasting my minutes girl. See ya.

You're wasting my free minutes 

when you're on your cell after 9 or 7 (when its free) and the person you're talking to is wasting your time with their stupidity
Person: Brittany Spears is my role model.
You: You're wasting my free minutes, you know that?

you wastin my minutes

for use when someone says something stupid and you just don't feel like listening anymore, similar to bitch please
you wastin my minutes by HHH April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on March 1, 2009

you wastin my minutes

when your mom or a needy ex calls and don't want to talk to them. it's simple and get's the point across without feeling like an ass after.
"i would love to sit and talk about why i'm not home/why $50 is missing out of your purse/why there was an ovulation test in the trash/how much you want me back/why you should not kill yourself, but you wastin my minutes.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026