You're Straight
You're Straight by Rice fried August 1, 2016
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you're as straight as a circle
you're as straight as a circle by im-so-a-narnian March 7, 2012
You’re as straight as your hair
A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael
-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind
Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!
- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind
Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!
- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
You’re as straight as your hair by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019
you're parent straight
*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*
*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
you're parent straight by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
Tanjiro you're so straight-up
"Tanjiro you're so straight-up" Is Tanjiro being a bottom then being a top to be back being a bottom (if you know u know)
THE EXAMPLE IS CURSED BECAUSE I LIKE SEEING PEOPLE GET DISGUSTED
*muzan slamming tanjiro because i like seeing people disgusted lmao*
Tanjiro: KIBUTSUJI JEKSK AHH
*Tanjiro process to give muzan the glunk glunk 4939* (if you know u know)
58 minutes later
*Muzan stops Tanjiro from the glunk glunk 4939 because it's been an hour*
*Continues to slam tanjiro*
Muzan: Tanjiro you're so straight-up for giving me so much then go back being the victim *weird laughing noises*
Stop what am I making 💀💀💀
*muzan slamming tanjiro because i like seeing people disgusted lmao*
Tanjiro: KIBUTSUJI JEKSK AHH
*Tanjiro process to give muzan the glunk glunk 4939* (if you know u know)
58 minutes later
*Muzan stops Tanjiro from the glunk glunk 4939 because it's been an hour*
*Continues to slam tanjiro*
Muzan: Tanjiro you're so straight-up for giving me so much then go back being the victim *weird laughing noises*
Stop what am I making 💀💀💀
Tanjiro you're so straight-up by AGirlThatIsAFanOfNarutoAndGayS March 25, 2023
Later When You're Straighter
Although a freindly parting salutation, this has it's roots planted firmly from the 70's pop culture of under-aged, underground consumption of marijuana and alchohol. This basically means: I have been talking for the last 5 minutes, and now realize that you are not only high, but not capable of understanding simple conversation, which, at this point, we can have at a later time, when you are not in such a state.
Later When You're Straighter by Uncle Duke October 22, 2009
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.