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Those doughnuts are YOMMERS.
Yommers by artichoke321 March 27, 2013
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yomner Yoner yonner yomerlin Yommers yomper yoiner yoinery yomeris
Person from Oldham, Lancashire, coming from the expression 'Up yonder' pronounced as 'Up yonner' by people with an Oldham accent..as in 'Where are you from?' 'Up Yonner'
Oi, you bloody Yonner
yonner by Marie August 31, 2003
Me: Man, I wonder what Brad's up to these days. I wouldn't be surprised if he was gay--he always gave off a vibe.

Friend: He's prolly chompin on a big yomper.
yomper by sorryterry October 26, 2014
Having more than a boner
i don't have a boner i have a yoner, its way bigger than a boner
Yoner by solly145 January 30, 2019
WOW! I have a raging yoner right now.
yoner by king stanson December 9, 2012
A native of 1 of the many semi-rural mill towns situated in the Pennine region of northern England. Yonners can be found in a number of counties, namely: Lancashire, Yorkshire, Cumbria, Derbyshire and in the more upland areas of east Cheshire.
The term 'Yonner' equates with the Scouse term 'Wooley Back'.
TV shows such as: The League Of Gentlemen, The Last Of The Summer Wine, Emmerdale, Where The Heart Is, Heartbeat, and One Man And His Dog, all feature Yonner characters. Even Coronation Street, although set in the more urban City of Salford, features an overwhelmingly Yonner-voiced cast (Deidre Barlow and her mother, Janice Battersby, Fred the butcher, Digby the baker, Sally Webster and Vera Duckworth, to name a few...).
Yonners speak like farmers, wear short sleeved shirts without a coat or a jumper in the middle of winter, drink plenty of Skol lager (like their ancient Viking ancestors), partake in bloodsports, are educationally subnormal, and either shout or mumble when speaking. They are also very adept at peddling bicycles up steep, cobbled streets.
"Go and milk your cows, you fucking Yonner!"
yonner by Mr P. August 20, 2006