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A native of 1 of the many semi-rural mill towns situated in the Pennine region of northern England. Yonners can be found in a number of counties, namely: Lancashire, Yorkshire, Cumbria, Derbyshire and in the more upland areas of east Cheshire.
The term 'Yonner' equates with the Scouse term 'Wooley Back'.
TV shows such as: The League Of Gentlemen, The Last Of The Summer Wine, Emmerdale, Where The Heart Is, Heartbeat, and One Man And His Dog, all feature Yonner characters. Even Coronation Street, although set in the more urban City of Salford, features an overwhelmingly Yonner-voiced cast (Deidre Barlow and her mother, Janice Battersby, Fred the butcher, Digby the baker, Sally Webster and Vera Duckworth, to name a few...).
Yonners speak like farmers, wear short sleeved shirts without a coat or a jumper in the middle of winter, drink plenty of Skol lager (like their ancient Viking ancestors), partake in bloodsports, are educationally subnormal, and either shout or mumble when speaking. They are also very adept at peddling bicycles up steep, cobbled streets.
"Go and milk your cows, you fucking Yonner!"
yonner by Mr P. August 20, 2006
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People who live in Ashton and have an accent thicker than Kim k
He’s a proper yonner
Yonner by Cheza December 7, 2019
Someone who currently resides or has lived on or near "th'road" (Haliwell Road) in Bolton.
All th' Yonners having it large on th'road on a Friday night. Matt Billy has been know to participate and could be considered an honoury "Yonner".
yonner by Manc's November 27, 2003
the proper way for any individual to address the judge in the court of law if that individual is on a telivision court show
"Yonner, the bruises were there before i hit 'er."
yonner by russianbear May 4, 2005
person 1: *Listens to YonKaGor music everyday on a loop*
person 2: *hm, person 1 is a Yonner*
Yonner by anonymous August 19, 2023

down yonder 

A Family-Rated descriptor of the pubic region of a human being. Applicable to either gender.
Grandpa : Hey Bobbie, I hear you had to visit the doctor yesterday. Is everything OK?
Grandson : I'm fine, Gramps, thanks for asking. It was just a little itch down yonder. A leftover gift from a girl I dated last week.
Grandpa: Oh, I see. You're taking me back to my youth, sonny.