The hottest type of teacher on the planet. It’s Not her face your ever looking at though… it’s always her legs, like how the fuck do you do that.
I was doing yoga all night with my yoga teacher all night! She was downward dog, and I was upward me!
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 11, 2023
A complex form of hypnosis involving a female's behind and the shaking and moving of said behind to enraptured a male, especially when they reject the woman 's advances.
Jim: I TOLD her I didn't want her.
Harry: But I thought you said you had sex with her last night
Jim: She used some of that Yoga.
Harry: But I thought you said you had sex with her last night
Jim: She used some of that Yoga.
by Eyekeeper June 3, 2018
A Hindu form of breathing exercise, which includes meditation and spiritual practices, whose allegedly “protective” properties could shield someone from the coronavirus—a pseudoscientific cure promoted by no other than nationalistic Indian Prime Minister, Narendra Modi, and his gang of “corona gurus.”
Just as the American ex-president promoted disinfectants and UV light as corona cures to his millions of diehard supporters, the Indian prime minister is now touting yoga as a spiritual cure against Covid-19 and the deadlier “Delta” variant to his hardcore BJP supporters.
by MathPlus June 21, 2021
She wanted everyone to be yogi so that they would join her yoga cult, the Healing Moon Poseur Cult or something like that. They already had enough members to outnumber most villages.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
A cult of people that have yoga in common, the more difficult poses they can do, the higher they rise in the cult's hierarchy.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
a method of Ancient Yoga, a natural science that can align a human's physical life or complete brain/body organism (which ideally extends to one's closest social network) to their inner/eternal/spiritual life or soul/essence/breath in order to function, develop and evolve optimally in context to their given time and space; breath control, simple meditation, the daily practice of bodily postures, individual specific physical outlets, spiritual studies, and aligning with universal biological and spiritual truths are incorporated elements.
Ex: Attachment and Conscious Non-Violent Parenting of one's own offspring or that of any orphaned earthlings is an integral part of discovering one's higher purpose through Biological-Yoga.
Ex: Attachment and Conscious Non-Violent Parenting of one's own offspring or that of any orphaned earthlings is an integral part of discovering one's higher purpose through Biological-Yoga.
I practice Biological-Yoga which is not a career accomplishment, but a method of bettering one's existence with daily practice.
by karmajohn July 11, 2018