yioryis 

is a lit boi and founded dankus memus he has a big wiwi. he plays fortnite 4 lif3 and has gay airpods. he rules over coachy and george and all other plebians he is litty

yioryis is a god of unmeasurability

yioryis by YIORYISISLITTY$@) March 26, 2018

YioryisKosto 

Yioryis. He is the undisputed king of tolerance and anyone who says otherwise is a lightweight, he will whack his little friend group into oblivion purely with his sheer will to smoke, they cant keep up. Continuing on having a Yioryi in your life will make it 694202019420 times better and thats a fact. Continuing on there is a rumor that dates back to the copper age that says "the one born at the start of the fourth of 2004 will be our saviour our king and our divine." Now while i cant corroborate a rumor i can attest to the fact that yioryis is divine and a national treasure at worst, at best he is god.

P.S if he dies so does everything else because thats how he feels right now.

"who is king?" YioryisKosto replies a voice from the clouds

"why?" "because young one, there is a ancient prophecy that says so." replies the voice from the clouds

or

Voice 1: "hey wanna go outside?"

Voice 2: "nah not really YioryisKosto isnt outside"

YioryisKosto by Manny Arvythis Doukas October 23, 2019