Yerking

The action of using human feces and vomit as lube in a sexual act.

“Who’s up yerking it rn?”

Yerking by Yerkmaster7000 March 18, 2024

yerking off 

Milking a project for an unusually long period of time.

Rick enjoyed yerking off on Darwin so much he's settling in to do the same on Wheatstone.

yerking off by natchoh October 7, 2009

yerbing 

Yerbing-to talk utter bollox when under the influence of cheap wine whilst in exile on Frankish shores. The true master will draw on some very obscure literary references and film noir themes.
See also pennying.

Alex couldn't resist yerbing when entering a comment on his forum...

yerbing by Dr Sigmund Bankfraud March 24, 2005

Yeerking 

When one ejaculates in a person's ear, similar to the Yeerks of Animorphs, which enter a human host through the ear canal.

One time this dude was yeerking the shit out of a girl's ear. She couldn't hear right for a week.

Yeerking by larl kindberg April 3, 2010

Yerting a Gerk 

When someone is yerting your gerk, it means they're yanking your dank, or beating your meat.

Example 1:

Jakobe -"Yo! Me and Roxanne went out last night and she yerted my gerk so good!!!"
Darek - "Damn man, get me a girl like Roxanne!"

Example 2:

Roxanne - "While yerting a gerk, remember to have fun!"

Yerting a Gerk by urbandicKtlover69 November 28, 2018

Yelking 

The act of yelling while having a completely normal conversation that doesn't devolve into fighting.

A positive combination of yelling and talking.

Rachel: YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA MAKE DINNER TONIGHT!

Lily: I HAD TO FINISH SOMETHING FOR WORK BUT I BOUGHT CHINESE FOOD.

Rachel: WELL, GOOD. WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING THEN?

Lily: WE ARE NOT YELLING WE ARE YELKING!

Yelking by Scribeman October 6, 2020

Glory-Yorking 

the glorification of New York City,
claiming the city for your own,
and thinking that New York City will change your life

*after 9/11*
Man: They attacked New York, they attacked MY city
Woman: Oh boo, stop Glory-Yorking

Glory-Yorking by Flatboyence November 8, 2015