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The man with the sharpest dick in the world, and the dullest wit, utterly incapable of holding a conversation without using copypasta. Careful not to make him angry though, or he'll Cub Scout Whoop your ass.
"Hey, man, what's up?"
"Well, it's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick--"
"Dude...dude, what?"
"I am very secure about my pizza. You have obviously never tasted pizza if you think mine looks bad, and that is very sad for you. You should get a pizza right away so you will have some knowledge of pizza and not sound like a fool when you speak."
"Dude, you are such a Yellowben."
"k"
Yellowben by Ego Finale September 9, 2014

yellowbenning 

Yellowbenning: When you come late to an internet thread and you are afraid that no one is going to see your comment so instead of just sucking it up and taking it like a man you start a new post about the exact same topic in the same community.
Yellowbenning: "Oh no, too many people have posted their selfies already, no one is gonna see my selfie, I swear to god I am gonna make people see me, time to yellowben this bitch"
yellowbenning by AbsolutelyAmbitious September 12, 2014

Yellowneck 

Person 1: why is that Asian guy hunting?
Person 2: hes a yellowneck
Yellowneck by yellowneck May 24, 2014

yellowboy 

A really fat bong rip that's so cloudy, the smoke inside the glass is yellow. If a round of yellowboys is called, everyone in the smoking rotation must take one.
Person 1: "Alright, time for yellowboys. : ^)"
Person 2: "Agh fuck."
yellowboy by daylenxd January 5, 2019
Yellowman (born Winston Foster in Negril, Jamaica in 1959) is a Jamaican reggae (rub-a-dub) and dancehall deejay, widely known as King Yellowman. He was popular in Jamaica in the 1980s, coming to prominence with a series of singles that established his reputation. He is called Yeloowman because he is an albino and his skin is tinted yellow. His most popular song is Zungguzungguguzungguzeng
Yellowman is the shit, if you do not agree you are a batty bwoy.
Yellowman by åstroboy_lambda January 10, 2009

Yellowfinned 

To be ignored by a manufacturer on basic customer service issues or warranty/service requests.
I called Donnie and Heath a hundred times about the defective pumps but they totally Yellowfinned me.