Yawn Burgundy

The classic, yet ridiculously cheesy date move where a person fake yawns, stretches, and puts their arm around their date.

I was nervous on our first date, but I pulled a Yawn Burgundy on her and it was smooth sailing from there. 60% of the time it works..every time.

by Yawn Burgundy September 3, 2014

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Hot Yawn

When a person farts and the smell is so rancid that the room is cleared.

Shelby's asshole continuously dealt the room hot yawns all night.

by MemphisBoss February 11, 2013

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amaz-yawn

When you come home and see an Amazon box by your door and get really excited, but it turns out to be just Q-tips, furniture polish, a replacement Brita filter, and socks. Nothing exciting.

Murray: Hi honey, I'm home! I saw the Amazon box in the trash, did my new putter come? Or, was it the fishing lure I ordered, or that bracelet you've been dying for?
Marie: No, it was nothing. Just Amaz-yawn.

by Mudge Malog January 20, 2021

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