A person with below 0 iq, which is impossible in itself, but somehow the children below 9 who play him achieve it. Yasuo is the only kid friendly champion in league without any NSFW+ ties online because only children play him. He is the most cancerous champion in existence, second only to Teemo, the devil himself.
by TEGX221 August 27, 2017
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A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Derived from the game League Of legends a Yasuo main has accomplished nothing and will never do anything in his life, they are usually stuck in this bubble where they think are awesome because they play someone who takes no skill.
by i get beat by my parents September 12, 2018
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A dude that mainly plays the League of Legends character "Yasuo'' that is completly over powered and broken.
Making them an complete asshole
Making them an complete asshole
by YyAssUuOo February 18, 2018
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That one person your team in any competitive game who singlehandedly loses the entire game, regardless of how well you and the rest of your team is doing.
Player 1: Oh man, i got counterpicked again.
Player 2: Don't worry, that guy is also a Yasuo main.
Player 1: Oh thank god.
Player 2: Don't worry, that guy is also a Yasuo main.
Player 1: Oh thank god.
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by Hamgburger :3 April 11, 2021
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