A very self centered, disrespectful , annoying , irritating, and draining person. Somebody with extra big glasses and keeps the red l.e.d lights on 24/7.

" Ew you act like a Wynton "

wynton by anonymous July 13, 2024

Dirty Wynton

the act of taking a video of yourself jizzing into your own mouth.

I sent your mom a dirty wynton last night.

Dirty Wynton by longmeadow4 April 9, 2020

The Wynton Marsalis

While wiping one's ass after dropping a deuce, an individual releases a fart, of which the sound pitch changes because of the location of the hand and toilet paper near the anal region.

Similar to when a trumpet player would apply a "plunger" during play to change the sound of his instrument. Wynton Marsalis is considered one of the best Trumpet players of our time, hence the name "The Wynton Marsalis".

The Wynton Marsalis by Mitch583 May 17, 2010

Wonton Weeb

A particular person who is like dumpling. Warm like a soup and filled with goodness in their hearts. Yet a weeb who enjoys Japanese culture and watches anime and reads manga and or comic books.

1. The woman in comicon was a weeb

2. My freind is a wonton weeb who enjoys going to Comic- Con

Wonton Weeb by Elric July 7, 2023

wonton winking

A style of winking perfected by Miss April May. The "wonton" prefix presumably refers to a chinese dumpling, often served with various spices and noodles, although April May shares no likenesses with a dumpling besides her (lack of) intelligence.

Judge: {to April May} The witness will refrain from wonton winking!

- The Judge, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

wonton winking by Deseka November 1, 2008

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026