woundo 

a wound which you think is not severe enough to be called a wound

Sandra: What’s with your hand? It’s bleeding

Chip: No worries it’s just a woundo

woundo by 江泽民 May 15, 2025

28 stab wounds

YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

*slams paper on table*

28 STAB WOUNDS.

28 stab wounds by connor RK-900 September 19, 2018

rubbing salt on the wound 

Rubbing salt on the wound is a idiom when you make a matter worse or to make someone very unhappy

You are literally rubbing salt on the wound trying to say sorry to me

rubbing salt on the wound by crasher 1998 July 4, 2016

wondour 

wonder and wondour are different spellings of the same word, not unlike color and colour. Wondour or wonder is a feeling of surprise mingled with admiration, caused by something beautiful, unexpected, unfamiliar, or inexplicable.
"he had stood in front of it, observing the intricacy of the ironwork with the wonder of a child"
Similar:
awe
admiration
wonderment
fascination
surprise
astonishment
amazement
verb
1.
desire or be curious to know something.
2.

to seek to create wondour.

I "wondour" what tomorrow will bring.
The future is a place of may wondours.

wondour by Ideaneer September 7, 2020

just a flesh wound 

A large wound, such as a severed arm, dismissed by an egotistic fighter as "just a flesh wound".

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left!"
"Yes, I have"
"LOOK!"
"It's just a flesh wound."

just a flesh wound by Oli the Mad March 14, 2017

Woundmates 

Defined by author Jeff Brown in his book 'An Uncommon Bond', Woundmates are those relationships that are sourced in unresolved emotional patterns, issues and holdings. Not to be confused with soul-mates, which will also trigger shadowy material to the surface, but which hold a greater deal of promise. At the heart of soul-mate connections is an opportunity to work with the shadow in a growthful manner- working the material as grist for the soul mill- while wound-mates just flounder in the mud, trigger after trigger, downward spiral after downward spiral, attached at the waste. Woundmates are trouble with a capital T.

It took me 5 years to realize we were woundmates. I loved her so much, but we just couldn't stop hurting each other. I broke free and have felt better ever since.

Woundmates by Soulful one August 20, 2013

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap 

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013