WOULD HAVE IT

For those who believe as powerful greater than themselves, too often I lean on my own understanding by my own will. If that be the will of God...

As God would have it, speak with the person and ask for help.

by anonymous June 15, 2025

I would have it immediately

If you would divulge where this is going but you are not going that so you can say that I don't have any.

Hym "I would have it immediately and you know that. I'm not letting you do this and get away with it. No one had to die here and I can already guarantee you've wasted more lives than you were willing to expend to make a point that you didn't make because I AM NOT NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN WORSE THAN THE MEN YOU FUCK INSTEAD OF ME. Give me my money and treat my ailment. I'm accepting exactly zero conditions and I'm not rescinding anything."

by Hym Iam June 19, 2025

schmidty would have had it

A phrase that many Philadelphia Phillies fans use whenever one of their third basemen can't make a play. The phrase is in refrence to Hall of Fame Phillies third baseman Mike Schmidt, who has 10 gold gloves, his number retired, and probably the best third baseman to ever play the game of baseball. It seems to be used even if the play was impossible to complete. Even for Schmidt.

The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.

Harry Kalas: And David Wright hits a ground ball over to Wes Helms, and he's...juggling the ball, and, he'll have no throw. Oh boy, Schmidty would have had it.

Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.

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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!

Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.

by Ballantine September 5, 2007

If it was a snake it would have bit you

When you’re looking for something and it was right next to you.

Invented by Dillan H circa 2017

Tyler: Have you seen my screwdriver?

Dillan: Yeah right there dumbass, if it was a snake it would have bit you

by daddy dumbbell October 7, 2020

If It Were A Snake, It Would Have Bit Me

An idiom most often used in the Southern parts of the United States. Often heard when older men or women are searching in a general area, looking for a misplaced object. They search for a good while, only to find that the object was a few feet from them all the time. They pick it up, brush it off, grin and say:

"If it were a snake, it would have bit me."

This is because in the rural South snakes are a part of life. Everyone has at least one story about the time they were surprised by a rattler or a cottonmouth.

Guy 1: Where are my keys?
Guy 2: They are right in front of you on that table.
Guy 1: If it were a snake, it would have bit me.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ January 29, 2010

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids

The catch phrase used by every single villain in a Scooby Doo episode.

Some Scooby Doo cast member pulls off the mask of the monster and some random person that appeared in the episode's face is revealed. He then shouts, "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids"

by Exor January 15, 2004

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

The catchphrase that the villians of the television show "Scooby Doo" would utter after being apprehended and unmasked.

"That's right, it was I who committed the quadruple homicide and armed robbery. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

by Jinkies September 11, 2006